PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FUNNY RAND EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>OMBDir Mulvaney on FoxNews 12/23/18
youtu.be/wEU9JS-Gigk
>TrumpTweet: We Must Have Border Security 12/22/18
youtu.be/JMqgAMVAk44
>DepPressSec Gidley on JudgeJeanine 12/22/18
youtu.be/lSJjjvq7z5I
>Pres Trump @First Step Act Bill Signing 12/21/18
youtu.be/_m6ZFdfK3TI
>Apollo 8 50th Anniversary 12/21/18
youtu.be/Wfd0oC3eFWw
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 12/21/18
c-span.org/video/?456221-1/ (PM)
c-span.org/video/?456226-1/ (AM)
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 12/21/18
youtu.be/uLHkvHg3D6c
>IntSec Zinke Exit Interview 12/21/18
youtu.be/mtGsPG6d-cE
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/u5dqFaLDyj4
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/LNgBgkKBSZk
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/vdupWUZqI3U
>SpiceDaddy on F&F 12/21/18
youtu.be/1h65SXLqkxI
>Live@State w/AsstSoS4AfroAffairs Amb Nagy 12/21/18
youtu.be/Ij6be1CLgDw
>This Week@State 12/21/18
youtu.be/gJA6RPf34hQ
>DHSSec Nielsen on FoxNews 12/20/18
youtu.be/jxeHj8x7nEw
youtu.be/LaAlvHiHS7o
>TrumpTweet: We Need The Wall 12/20/18
youtu.be/LFelalBY6d4
>Pres Trump Signs HR2 Farm Bill 12/20/18
youtu.be/bQa_MIGWeYs
c-span.org/video/?456189-1/
>AgrSec Perdue on FBN 12/20/18
youtu.be/-HylgwoRzgs
>PressSec Sarah on Dobbs 12/20/18
youtu.be/tZ1Hym-EESA
>VP Pence/2nd Lady visit USO Families 12/20/18
c-span.org/video/?456186-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/flip FS Tocsin 12/20/18
youtu.be/xv7BFqBbBU0

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tq-TpPmJIf8
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Repeat after me: SecDef Chuck Hagel

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merry christmas

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First for leaked blowjob video

DOW 17000
IDS HABBEDING

End cruelty. MAGA.

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> last thread going for only 80 minutes
Thanks for keeping the thread lively, leaf

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Eat my ass

I had 30 posts

get off /ptg/ and spend time with your family

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Post Biblepills

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I’m taking a bath, this is MY time, bong. I’ll be with the wife and kids at her parents later today.

>Donald Trump's gilded penthouse was designed by a gay man calledAngelo Donghia.

>Donghia enjoyed a close personal relationship with Donald Trump, a relationship that lasted until Donghia's 1985 death from AIDS.

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>pre 10 thread goes to bump limit in under 2 hours
>catalog full to the brim with spam
Sweet Jesus did RGB die during the night or something?

> he doesn't hide from family on social occasions since before Jow Forums even existed
What are you, an extrovert?! I only show up to refill my wine glass

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>had 30 posts

Congratulations on this

Trump is going to blink first because muh stock market, isn't he?
Chucky's going to win

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The acting SecDef is a Boeing shill.
foxnews.com/politics/patrick-shanahan-a-look-at-trumps-new-acting-secretary-of-defense
The MIC wins again.

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>TAKE MY GUNS DADDY, FUCK THOSE NAZIS

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You guys should've elected Hillary. Fuck man the world won't even last the next 20 years because trump don't believe climate change

Trump's mentor Roy Cohn died of AIDS.

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Merry Chridtmas, /ptg/. You Anons and Trump give me a hearthy laugh almost every time I visit you. May you keep it up in the future.

Looks like the DOW will dip below 22,000 by the end of the short Christmas Eve trading day

Wish is it was going under 20,000...but Wednesday thru Friday will take care of that

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>get off /ptg/ and spend time with your family
B-but /ptg/ IS my family.

4d CHESS

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Also go back to plebbit, you crayon Kuching cunts

For sure but he knows he is getting his wall anyway so it's no biggie

>197642268
No he's not, nigger.

Who's leaked bj video?

BREAKING: MNUCHIN HAS ARRANGED FOR THE SALE OF THE ENTIRE BAG TO A NORWEGIAN PENSION FUND.

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I think this is it guys...Trump is finished,after not being able to get the money to build the wall he's feeling the wall closing in on him.It was fun while it lasted

F

My parents betrayed me and had my dick cut. They refuse to believe they wronged me. Not too big on my parents much these days.

Fuggin REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Revelations was NOT written by John the Apostle nor John the Evangelist. It was just some nibba named John that Constantine liked

Funny how the dudes back then would just rip each others buttholes open. All that blood and poop and not even think twice

Mine.

Oh ok. Who do you suggest for SecDef?

Just a reminder that comedians should not make dramas.

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Well then user, let us pray for this meal

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7d chess. I can't believe we're winning

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Can't wait until Chuck has to explain how he negotiated for a wall he said he would never do and still ends up losing more money than the wall in the shutdown that pisses off his constituents

Revelations is a mash up of Daniel anyway

mmm, looks good, pass the ham please.

>
"A Huffington Post article reported on an unconfirmed rumour that Trump allegedly 'paid off' a gay lover to prevent their affair from breaking out into a public scandal."

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Cut the position entirely and reduce the number of unelected officials with vast amounts of power by 1

>2.4 mil opening
JUST

CBS REDPILLING THE MASSES (in 2001)

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Is that jello?

I heard you like potatoniggers

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Whose movie is that?

>mr. President your wall costs too much for no gain
>lmao lemme just knock twice that off the economy by being a little bitch

Is Trump finna boutta do it???

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>Fuck man the world won't even last the next 20 years because trump don't believe climate change
The US is decreasing its pollution and carbon emissions even without bogus agreements lacking enforcement mechanisms like the Paris Accord. Meanwhile China pollutes more—the US isn't the problem. Growth in undeveloped countries will spike pollution and carbon no matter what the US does.

Never heard of him

>Donald Trump's close friend Roger Stone is a GOProud supporter.

GOProud's leaders, Christopher Barron and Jimmy LaSalvia,got Roger Stone to get Donald Trump to the conference.

>Roger Stone was a close friend of the gay Roy Cohn.

Roger Stone has placed swinger's ads for "exceptional muscular…single men."

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>he has Christmas eve off

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He's a really good actor though. He's done drama before. People just don't like Hollywood anymore. So unless it's a capeshit movie people aren't goi g to see it. Hopefully those crash and burn too.

whose hand is that?

Thanks to Obama's policies

I've been hoarding cash, waiting for the opportunity to buy.

Movie about a crossdressing faggot who got beat up after harassing some drunken rednecks

21k incoming

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That would leave the head of the Joint Chiefs filling that role, which would be utterly retarded.

I thought you got to go home because the government shut down

should've listened to pic related

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Good. I always hated that faggot and maybe this will finally kill his career

It's a video of trump sucking some dudes dick at a party for like 10 seconds but pretty obviously him

Pic related. Why would anyone in their right mind to enter a site, to enter a board, to enter a thread among 200 threads to make "> 1 post by this id" only to say essentially
> I don't like you guys

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>Being so hopped up on Jow Forums that you abandon your loving parents because you're all ass-mad over a procedure that 90% of American Males get

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Embarrassing, please kill your self and then try again

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what is Trump up to?

Donald Rumsfeld

Guess the solution to that one, too

NEW

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Admiral Rogers.
themarketswork.com/2018/01/10/an-american-hero-the-death-of-a-fisa-narrative/

Based. Fuck Iran.

Obama was such a failure he was the only President in modern history to not reach a respectable GDP

What a joke lmao

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Here is what he meant

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He'll always be the 40 Year Old Virgen to me, I can't see him as a serious actor. I love Carrell though.

Where's that Fucking Leaf, he promised to get me out here yesterday, halp, please ! I don't wanna spend Christmas in a botato box !

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Merry Christmas, anons.

No, I mean which comedian?

> sympathizers
Ouch!

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I did not know that, now we know why it bombed. The the normal public can't stand virtue signaling.

Apparently Steve Carrel counts as a comedian these days...

I find it incredibly funny that they think Trump is the one stalling negotiations for something that's already in the bill. Stopping all negotiations well into a shutdown over 2 billion dollars for what people voted for just makes them look bad

>mfw
youtube.com/watch?v=Tq-TpPmJIf8

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Micheal Scott

It's the kids foot

now you understand how the democrats feel

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No president's policies are leading to the decline in pollution in the US: developed nations tend to try to find cleaner ways to live, because they want to enjoy living in a cleaner place. Not everything depends on government policy—some things just naturally fall out of the advances of technology and industrial development. Undeveloped nations prize the material benefits of industrialization above environmental cleanliness, so they are willing to pollute to enrich themselves; once they develop, they too will want to clean up their act.

> listening to Jow Forums ever

Rand is pseudo-libertarian, and magatards are the bottom of the barrel of humanity. I wouldn't wish you all a Merry Christmas, you deserve suffering. And now you've brought suffering on us all as the economic recession begins.

What did we get out of that? Oh yeah. Nothing. We could of funded the initial wall with that money and they say we're wasteful on pointless endeavors.

OBAMA BIG STRONG STOCK MARKET IS BEATING TRUMP TINY SLIPPING SHRINKING STOCK MARKET. TRUMP HAS A MASSIVE ED PROBLEM WHILE OBAMA HAS A 10 INCHER ENOUGH TO SATISFY ANY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT STEP IS MELANIA ASKING FOR A DIVORCE!

He's working overtime cooking in the family restaurant downstairs; lots of juden who need feeding and everything else is closed this week.

>Hopefully those crash and burn too.
Doesn't seem likely, Aquaman apparently opened strong even though it's jammed full of global warming propaganda

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