If Obama was apprehended trying to flee the country and was sentenced to death for high treason...

If Obama was apprehended trying to flee the country and was sentenced to death for high treason, what method of execution would you choose to carry out his sentence?

Remember you can only do this once!

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sir , i would not let Obama be pope , for he is false profit .

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Ordeal of the boats
>tie him to a raft with his arms and legs restrained on a hot, summer day
>forcefeed him milk and honey, smear it all over his face
>find a bug-infested oasis in a desert, set him afloat and walk away

Fpbp

I'd make him suck Michael's dick on TV until he died

Can't wait for Drumpf to go to prison ha ha!

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This

Red ants.

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Death by snu snu

Drowned in a port-a-potty.

>google ordeal of the boats
First time I hear of that. People are really imaginative when they're figuring out new ways to kill each other.

Public hanging

Make him read a script detailing all of his subversive & treacherous behavior in front of a camera. Every time he pauses or goes off script is met with increasingly painful shocks to his testicles. It would be broadcast across every major network, and the entire world will watch him squirm, becoming increasingly desperate to tell the world what a cockroach he really is

by firing squad

mandela necklacing

he needs to be hung for treason

Public guillotine for him and any surviving immediate family members. Televised. Closest associates too.

raped to death

isn't the pope a false "profit" according to Mooselmen?

lynching

I'd have the Mormon Tabernacle choir shell him with oyster shells.