>be me
>read about how trannies are so cool and butt orgasms are so great
>decide that I'm missing out on something
>go to porn store and buy dildo
>put on the movie, "A diary of Bridget Jones"
>lube up the dildo
>ease it into the ol' turdcutter
>immediately feel flushed and ashamed
>stomach hurts like I was kicked in the balls
>nothing I do in my butt can fix this
>abort mission after 60 secs
>pull out dildo with poop on it
How dare you asshole trick me...
have you heard of douching your bum
I'm not gay, but pretty sure you should enema regularly if you're going to get into anal play. Also, slow and easy wins the race. When you're having normal sex it is about keeping up a rhythmic motion, anal sex is slow because the anus needs time to relax and there are three chambers of the rectum that are incrementally smaller and firmer.
That all said, don't be a faggot and shove shit up your ass. With anal it's better to give then receive.
HEY IT'S THE ASSMAN
An ordinary pleb isn't suppose to engage in sexual degeneracy.
Also, gays and trannies will all be wiped out soon enough in the West considering niggers and Muslims are being imported.
Stopped reading before I even started. Op kill yourself for actually being so stupid to believe any of it. You base your existence on pleasure. Fucking pathetic
OP is a fag
Did you even do an enema?
Anyway, you're supposed to ease it in. Lube up your fingers, get one in, move it around (don't forget to breathe!) and get a second one, and move that in and out and also around.
Don't forget to breathe! I can't emphasize this enough! Deep breaths, think of pleasant things to calm yourself down, as the calmer you are, the better it will be. As to the fingers, you could even try a third one if you're feeling gutsy, but by the point it's pretty safe to move to the dildo.
If you feel ready, you can switch to using it. If you aren't, play around with your fingers some more till you've loosened up a bit and calmed down some more.
This also takes some time. Don't ever try to save your lube, use more than you may think you may need. From this point on it's pretty self-explanatory. Ease it in, take it slowly, and when you feel ready, you can speed things up.
Faggot here
Don't LARP as a faggot, it's a mental illness that we suffer from, not something to fucking celebrate
Now fuck off and make babies from normal vaginal sex with a woman like normal human beings do and stop shoving things up your ass.
It is over.
Traps are so fucking beautiful, they need to be loved and protected by us men. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white traps.
actually if you're not a disgusting amerishart and have a good diet douching is mostly unnecessary, you will likely not enjoy receiving anal unless you are gay, anything sexual actually happens in your head not in ur ass,ok
well, this meme is dangerous....... don't try it anons! This does NOT feel good.
shame about the dbz OP
I hope you get dragged by a truck full of rednecks, down a gravel road.
janusz NO
Mmmmmm.
>OP discovers he's straight be being a faggot.
Ffs
Yes.
Not to mention your gangstalkers are reporting to each other that you shove things into your asshole for pleasure.
user from Monaco is expert on faggotry
you should of started with your fingers and then worked your way up to a dildo. I mean I'm not gay or speaking from experience, however It just seems logical to do things as I mentioned.
the drawers with the water bottle on it? is that speckled poops?
i got into it , bought a huge dildo 20x5-cm after months of practice i can fit it all in but i only need around half of it to reach prostategasms.
make sure to clean your ass in and out first , bonuspoints if you´vent eaten yet - getting shit on it means your stomach isn´t empty and ye it´s gross but if you get good at it and know when the poop is coming you simply go to the toilet pull it out there slowly toss it in the sink , desinfect it take a lil break and go at it again later and no more poop.
i love it but dont use it daily only on special occasions when jerking off isn´t doing it for me.
also to avoid prolapse don´t go to fast especially as a beginner or you could tore some on the inside and you don´t want to explain to the doc that you are doing faggy things to your bumhole.
the orgasms last much longer , if you exhaust yourself you will get "high" from it and perfectly chill.
imagine the peak of cumming deep from your ballsack shooting out your dick , but instead its inverted and you push it out very slowly which makes the orgasms much longer.
enjoy with care.
also im not gay not into men , the thought of a shemale excites me but just yesterday i went to an incredibly cute girl with blue eyes and we had passionate sex with lots of kissing , she just wouldn´t stop but i was too "fast" for her boring loveyduffy sex and i won´t be visiting her anymore because im 3big ontop and like it rough , perverted in the bedroom.
If you had rented the movie Mama Mia with Meryl Streep everything would have been fine.
looks like rust to me
wow, Germany.........
You were suppose to stick the dildo in your mouth after you pooped on it. No wonder your hurt'n.
Twink. I like that too.
I won't fall for your tricks again!
>shoves huge dildo in ass regularly
>enjoys it
>not gay
Kys faggot
b u m p
gays and lesbians need to be sent to re-education camps where they get beaten like dogs on daily basis. being gay is not okay
As many others here have said, take it slow and maybe start with something small. You have to enema to clean out and it takes a minute but it will start to feel really good. Its not like jacking off where it immediately feels great but when it feels good you will lose your mind. Its fantastic. The shame you feel is just your nerves. Don't feel guilty just from some losers on Jow Forums.
I was reading about Roman and Greek faggots the other day...
So, apparently, they had no issue fucking boys, other men, and what not.
Butt, if they were penetrated themselves, they were no longer considered a man.
Matter of fact, in places of business, high finance, matters of state,
They would have to make a proclamation before start of whatever issue:
That they were a man (a free man, at that), indicating they had not been penetrated.
Congrats, OP, you are now a Faggot.