Imagine not being American

Damn you child hood must've sucked

Imagine being american and shitting yourself in public and it's totally accepted by your society.

Comfy

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>two months later
>tin of popcorn in the corner
>stale as fuck caramel corn still there

OH SAY CAN YOU SHAART IN THE LOCAL WALMART

Not the popcorn you fucking mong, not being an American. Why would I ever imagine such a conception?

It's not bad when you mix the flavors together, but on it's own it's a nope from me

The white is flavorless like wh*te people food

MOMMY I PEEDED AND FARDED AND SHIDDED IN THE WALMART NOW IM HUNGRY CAN WE GO TO THE MCDONALD?????

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAp

at least he's getting a water

>not being an American
Damn your child hood must've sucked

Jokes on you frenchie. We have McDonalds INSIDE Walmarts.

Check/Mate

I thought those were baby chickens. Imagine if they were. They're crunchy.

Majority minority popcorn!

notice what makes these great is
> S E G R E G A T I O N

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I'm down to crumbs in the cheese and butter section, working through the caramel as we speak. Who else munchin on these too?

The Christmas Who-Ham is in the fridge, and I'm baking pies tonight.

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I am so unamerican I can't even eat corn.

thank god for america

those are PATRIOT stains you bigot, how dare you mock the great israelimerican traditions?

Dumb faggot, Pierre. If it were accepted, nobody would have snapped a picture of it.

this is why I wipe with a wet rag after wiping with TP
if you don't you are a filthy savage

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I shower immediately after pooping and whiping with flushable wetwhipes.

here you go poochy, filled with flavor just how
you like it.

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Its like you got those cookies from a Home Depot you work at as a gift. Along with the shitty ham.

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nein, home made sponge cake with citrus
flavoring with sprinkles.

Keep projecting, commie. I know you can't even afford my 5 dollar cookie can but I'll have one *just* for you, bud.

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Good. I was about to lose my shit.

Yeah. I do miss alot of the shitty food there. No box Mac n Cheese, no Bacos, no A-1 sauce (nobody eats steak here), no Tex-Mex (except shit tier "Tex-Mex"), no steakhouses etc...just mayonnaise sandwich casserole and other lame weird food. Black bread here is good though.

>not preserving the popcorn master race
the state of cuckmerica

Bazinga!

fuck yall mongrel

HAHAHHAAHAHAHA
CHECK MY FLAG
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

WESTERN AFRICA IS LITERALLY EATING FRENCH FOOD HAHAHA THEY EAT BAGUETTES EVERYDAY THEY HAVE BAKERIES ON EVERY DIRT ROAD CORNER

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faggot never had Cracker Jacks...pfft.

>Imagine being British

By Jove, now your chocolate doesn't taste like baboon shit

you're welcome

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I use the non-flushable wetwipes then laugh when they do a story on the sewer pumps being clogged.

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what the fuck

every borderline human kid would at least pull down its pants when in distress

Feels great not being the most niggered western country

>something something
>school shooting
>HAHAHAH
>not knowing that every school shooting since 2001 was a mkultra psyop
>something something fat
>HAHAHAHA
>Not knowing that the food industry was crafted to make fat those people who are too stupid to eat correctly, thus killing off the dumbest of the population early

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I'm not falling for your cheap trick to sell me sowing supplies again danejew.

>imagine not being American
>imagine being white
i'll take that

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Popcorn is disgusting

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And the brown is carmelised.

it bothers me that some of the buttered corn got in with the pure white...

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>mongrel
user., weren't Norwegians made into mutts during the age of vi-kangz, after bringing back females from all over Europe?

>EVERY DIRT ROAD CORNER

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>that glorious feel of release while shopping
You frogs don't know what you're missing out on.

This.

All American food originated frm whites except for shit like chitlings and other nigger shit.

Do you use a new rag every time or do you just set it down and let it fester? Do you wash all your poo rags at once so the poo doesn't soak into your clothes?

I lol'ed, jordanon

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Imagine posting fucking popcorn as if that's something worthy of being proud of

If you must eat popcorn, yellow/white(butter/salt) is the gold standard. White cheddar and niggercandy are both disgusting in excess but yellow/white can be near infinite until you need to work out.

Old people and milfs

I bought some microwave popcorn one time and was utterly repulsed when I discovered it was cheese flavoured. What kind of sick fuck eats cheese popcorn.

>work out
user., don't you mean "work off"?

imagining it right now bro

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>What kind of sick fuck eats cheese popcorn
you already know the answer to this.

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Same thing

The point is that whites led by asians unlocks an anime future while too many whiteboys and/or too many niggers leads to shit that getd thrown out.

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Go back to your containment board, gook-enabler.

Go now.

Or:

No u

Welcome to Jow Forums cunt

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>not getting the tins with the chocolate covered popcorn n shiet

lmaoing at your life op

I thank god im not American.

>Christmas time
>Visit Grandma
>Giant tin of butter cookies on the coffee table
>Full of sewing supplies instead

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Sorry we don't use our left hand to wipe it, ahmed.

What a shit tin. Cinnamon, cheese and caramel are the only three that should be allowed. Lrn 2 popcorn.

I wish we all weren't.

Thank god

I cracked my god damn tooth on a piece of caramel corn, still not even sure how
Fuck christmas popcorn

is there anything that americans aren't doing out of corn?

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based

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Kek

Fucking hell

Nigger food is loaded with pungent, not spicy, spices to hide the taste of tainted dogmeat.

It really hurts.

>Imagine not being a white American male.
FTFY

This is an example where mixing up is actually good. I mix all three

I rather be a french nigger than an americunt

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keked

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U got a no-onions chocolate? or should I say, a real chocolate.

Imagine being French and only working 30 hours per week. Imagine burning your capital down like a nigger because you don't get enough welfare.

I used to always get one of these from my neighbor. She was so sweet, she passed away from cancer :/

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Top tier kek!

>he doesn't shart at the mart

>eating popcorn

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Thinks working 30 hours a week and holding the Government accountable is a bad thing. FKYS.

>mfw that idiot who stepped in it

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