Has another ever thought about attacking a nuclear silo with some friends and holding the entire world hostage?

Has another ever thought about attacking a nuclear silo with some friends and holding the entire world hostage?

How many men would it take for such an operation to be successful do you think?

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so this is the power of 54%

Even if you gain access, you're still fucked. There's a billion failsafes to prevent them from launching.

No. No one has ever thought of that. The security forces surrounding those sites sure haven't thought if it or prepared for exactly that. Dumb fuck.

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There's a reason why "the president holding the nuclear football" is a trope in every nuclear war action movie

The second you trip a seismic or motion sensor within the perimeter you will have helicopters and humvees on your ass so quick that it will make your head spin.

you'll need one of these to launch,
good luck,
and god speed user.

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floppy disks are pretty cheap today

I live in Texas and have visited Montana to fuck women a few times. Seen many of these facilities and I can guarantee you will never get anywhere close to them. Not only are they patrolled by heavily armed GROUPS of foot soldiers but they are also patrolled by sky. So you would have to get through the armored vehicles which the platoons use and down aircraft...all that before the next waves of those combinations "neutralized" you. Its even more deep than that because even if you did by some weird alternative universe luck get to the door you have to burn or blast through several feet of steel and concrete. Yeah shit ain't gonna happen Jr. Besides all that they train for these and all other scenarios of attack and know even more than you and I can conceive. You will have better luck getting inside the vaginas of the women I went there to fuck....that is not difficult.

>itt a bunch of cyberwarfare glow in the darks trying to make up believe the silos are more protected than they really are.

>Yeah shit ain't gonna happen Jr

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Nice try, FBI..

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Actually OP everyone is so sure that nuclear silos are guarded that they left them unsupervised. I just came from one, there was no one inside so I just wrote "LOL" on some alert computer and launched an hidrogen bomb to sentinel island. Any minute now.

You drive that far to fuck women?

Based

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No. Those kinds of people don't go on the internet, Mr FBI

Hell no! I went on a plane a couple times and a bus once.

They could honestly just let you in and abandon the place and you wouldn't be able to figure out how to launch a nuke. Are you going to google it or ask Jeeves?

>needing others
>he doesnt solo nuclear silos
get gud faggot

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56% + 54% = 110%
Americans don't give 110% on anything but sucking AIPAC dick.

They don't need all that much protection, as getting one armed & launched is damn near impossible.

>Has another ever thought about attacking a nuclear silo with some friends and holding the entire world hostage?
you won't be able to launch, 1982 level nuke security was a long time ago, also even if you got ahold of say, the entire arsenal of a smaller Nuke nation like Israel or India,

that will do nothing, you won't be able to hit anything without a star wars grid security network backing up your launches

Is that bondo on the missile? Pathetic.

>They could honestly just let you in and abandon the place
they can't do that because you could steal everything and sell it to Ivan

>Is that bondo on the missile?
no, thats the bromide coating used to prevent the missile from catching fire

Dont all other branches crap all over airforce security forces? There were major issues with safety in the last years, control rooms not properly sealed of, launch codes improperly secured and regular security missing shifts.

The only reason nobody has tried taking over one of these sites is because it would take a high level of coordination and skill as well as it being outright suicide. All of the glow in the dark niggers are going to come a after you, should you miraculously survive. The second you’re in that control room and make random demands they’re going to pump it so full of the deadliest and treatybreaking nervegas that your ass is going to be the subject of multiple documentaries detailing how fucked you were from the get go.

You could try to do what they did in those gay 80s morally smug, end-of-world thriller movies.
Just hack into the pentagon system that controls the launch and hope that you can launch the missiles before the computer play tic-tac-toe enouh to realizes that nobody wins a nuclear war and stops you.

There are failsafes to prevent the people who actually sit at the chair from ever being able to launch without authorization, even if you could get to there it'd be impossible.

As a 1b4x1, stay away from the hole jew

I don't think you would be that powerful with one silo, you could kill one city and the surroundings, nothing of value would be lost and then the ZOG would come get you.

Why don't you just fuck women in texas?

I can only imagine that with reading comprehension this poor, you can't possibly have finished high school. His question was how many men you need, How is that even relate to your reply? Are you saying that even with 100 million men armed with sticks and stones you wouldn't be able to break in? You're fucking retarded.

>holding the entire world hostage
>with only one nuke

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This guy watches WWE

Kys retard

>soldiers
I'm not in the air force but I believe they run security for silos and stuff, which are airmen, not soldiers

Way too many shit heads in the army to trust them with nukes, they'd skip CQ and accidentally jerk off on the control panels

Holy fucking shit, man. Are you even trying?

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Somebody 3d printed a save icon? Why?

Even if you somehow got into the silo and had people with you that know how to change the warheads targets and then actually lunch it successfully you'll never make it out of that hole alive. If the US Govt truly feared you could launch the missile before they could regain control they'd bury you in that silo.
If you don't break in and launch it within the first couple of hours you'll have guys like SFOD-D coming to slap your shit.

can you imagine being a dude who launches these and one day you get a real order to do that?

no

>attacking a nuclear silo

that's a good way to get shot.

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