I'm in love with my left arm

end the relationship now, get as far away as possible, this is not good for you

I agree. He should cut it off with a circular saw

1: Like 2-4 weeks ago
2: Do I have to say? Would that help at all? Its kind of embarrassing.
3: I have no fucking clue, but the night before I started scratching myself for pleasure and to increase my pain tolerance so I could eventually, well take the knife and try to kill myself and it just so happened that the left arm was the one I using.
4: Most of the time I don't really acknowledge it (at least not to the same extent as my left), but it does have it's own personality. I feel like a bad person now for not acknowledging it as much.

No, I couldn't!! And why is it bad, is it just bad because its weird, if that's the case then kindly screw off!!

Sorry I just got a little upset there.

I don't know, but I hope so.

You don't HAVE to say the name, but I am very very interested in hearing it. Do you love the arm properly or do you think this is just a fling? I know it can be hard to tell in the early days, but it's vital we establish whether this is a fad or something serious.

no, it's about the cucking part, unless you're into that, but even then it won't end well and at some point the relationship is going to break regardless

I do love it properly and if you must know its Hidari (weeb as shit I know). I am so glad Jow Forums alows you to be anonymous. Also this isn't a fad, while my word might not mean much on Jow Forums.

I am kind of, yknow.

Hey, no shame in being a weeb. Now back to this arm issue. What type of personality does Hidari have? Does it match your personality? Does Hidari fulfill all your needs in a companion??

How could you find out?

Its really embarrassing to state the personality so I'll state that after I've mustered up enough courage to tell someone on an anonymous chat site, but the personality doesn't match mine, however it is very similar and it kind of represents what I can picture to be a better version of me. As for the last question can you rephrase it so I can understand what you mean by.
>Does Hidari fulfill all your needs in a companion?

I don't know how if its possible.

Also there is shame in being a weeb, quite a bit in fact.

I suppose what I meant was are you happy with Hidari as a companion. I.E Does he make you happy and fulfilled, much the same way that another romantic-non arm partner would? As for his personality. Is he more outgoing than you maybe? Or more confident? I'm guessing this because you said that Hidari's personality is what you judge to be a better version of your own.

Btw Hidari literally just means "left" in Japanese, VERY CREATIVE I KNOW!!

You're like this guy, OP
youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co
You're not hurting anybody, but I'd advise to see a therapist.

That hurts man, that hurts quite a bit. Also how the hell would he fuck his car.

>Also how the hell would he fuck his car.
See vid

Wait, let me guess, the exhaust pipe?

OK NOPE I CAN'T WATCH THIS!!

Kek

Okay, although I'm sorry if it was a bit harsh, but it's not a good thing for you to be in love with your hand. Your hand is not a separate entity and will never be able to return the affection you give it, and being in love with it will only impair your ability to have a real relationship and live a normal life, if that's what you want.

Maybe like this?

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Well its not like I am able to get in a real relationship. Also, I CAN CLICK STREET SIGNS LIKE A REAL ONE!!

Is that technically gay?

Well I'm bi so that doesn't really matter.

Well, shit I don’t know how to mock that

So do you like fuck the inside of your elbow or what?

Oh come on you know I don’t do that.

Haha, fucking dicklet

Speaka da inglis plez

Kek

Kek 2

asking the questions that matter
never change

Well I guess this is what I get for going to Jow Forums for all of my problems

Nice

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