How to get her back

>cousin moves to my house for her college (she's from the country-side)
>get along with her, she's hot and has no friends in the city, so she only hangs up with me and my sister
>I like her and I think she likes me, so I invite her to a party, bring my sister and her bf along
>accidentally drink too much and pass up
>while I was blacked out in a sofa drowning in my own vomit a random prick asks her number
>2 days later I find out they're dating

Now she's only talking me about this guy, I don't know if she's trying to make me jealous but she's been dating him for less than a week, I think i still have a chance to sabotage their relationship

Next weekend we're all going to hang out together (I'll be kind of third-wheeling), so I need ideas to draw that new guy out of her life.

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so your cousin took your sisters boyfriend and you still consider dating her?
i mean... what? there's so much wrong here

lol.

Why almost "every" american is looking to fuck their relatives (sister, cousin) or is a southern thing ?

How do you know she loves you and she wants to fuck with you?

Mate, try to find a gf. Go, visit a pub/bar. Install tinder.

No, it was a random guy at the party that asked her out, I guess my sister was too busy fondling with her bf to prevent it

I used to think like you when she first came, but after living with her for a couple of months my whole world changed, man I really love her and I think she does love me back

It's genuine love, I don't want to think about the consequences yet (I know for a fact our family would never approve it)

Me again, sorry. I stopped to read at:
>she's trying to make me jealous

My bad, sorry OP.

>I guess my sister was too busy fondling with her bf to prevent it
Why should your sister prevent it?

>she fucks another dude
>I believe she loves me too
you have a weird conception of love

To be fair he never said they fucked

You're right, this is all my fault, I shouldn't have drink that much I made a mess out of myself, you have no idea how much i hate myself for that

She's confused perhaps, I dont want to get into details, for now, I just dont want to be cucked by that guy, I want him out of her life!

>You're right, this is all my fault, I shouldn't have drink that much I made a mess out of myself, you have no idea how much i hate myself for that
You misunderstand: why should your sister prevent your cousin from having a conversation with and her number to a guy she was happy to have a conversation with and give her number to?

You're retarded and you'll damage your family.

>She's confused perhaps, I dont want to get into details, for now, I just dont want to be cucked by that guy, I want him out of her life!
topkek
if this isn't bait, you're next level retarded

Because he was a stranger, and the only reason he approached her was because i left her alone, a scummy little bitch.

She knew we hung out to have fun, not to get her laid, I expected better

I mean, I've been living with her for a while, I'd think i know her well

This new guy may hurt her, I don't want that for her

y'all niggas postin in a troll thread

You may hurt her

Why would I if I love her? This guy literally met her at a party, he just wants to giver the D, nothing else

Exactly Why? Because she's my cousin? Imagine she was a random friend then, I just want ideas to drive that guy off of her

>Why would I if I love her?

Love isn't some magical enchantment that prevents people from causing hurt. Some of the most hainous of acts have been commited out of passion.

roll tide

Hey stupid. She's away from home from the country and ready to enjoy her life while living with family. Enter OP, her horny, drunkard cousin who is delusional believing family interaction means sexual and romantic attraction. On top of it all OP takes her out gets black out drunk and pukes all over the place and is pissed his cousin met a nice guy.

Good god men are fucked up fools and from her perspective
>yay away to college and out of this cow town
>at least not alone in big city at aunt and uncles house
>cousins cool and can show me around
>but cousin OP starting to get kinda creepy and possessive almost like he's trying to fuck me his cousin
>yay a party with girl cousin, her bf and creepy cousin and he's acting like this is a double date
>he's stuck to me like glue most of the night and thankfully gets sloppy, messy, black out drunk
>relief and now can chat with some really cute guy
>really, really like cute guy at party and enjoy myself with him and tell everybody about my crush but creepy cousin is acting all possessive and butthurt like I cheated on him or something
>what the fuck, I'm his cousin

Poor girl tee bee aitch.

You took her into the street to play and left her there alone. You did that and it is not being protective, actually the opposite. Fortunately for her she met a nice guy she likes while you gargled your own vomit

I honestly don't think she feels like that

It sounds bad, but I'm redeeming myself

If you ever had a relationship with her then everyone (family, friends, society) would hate you both, this would hurt her immeasurably.

Of course that's all a moot point since she doesn't love you back, you are just delusional.

But you probably don't actually love her or want what's best for her because if you did then you would leave her alone.