Trusting a self-driving car

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first post i had to captcha in the last 2 weeks

Already confirmed for having killed at rolling stone journalists who’s Mercedes went haywire.

even my 2009 car has a cell connection

There’s no evidence that Israel’s Mossad kills people

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>These things are becoming more and more standard items

I spent all week driving across our country and didn't see a one. These aren't "common" and this thread isn't politics you fucking cretin.

>tfw 950kg car with no abs or airbags
Screw your shit mate, won't let a computer kill me before i do it

1. Rulefag

2. They will be common, because many of them are already built. Also I saw a couple of them already in Vienna.

>needing anything other than a sturdy, affordable and reliable car

Its even american proof because they cant drive stick. Its better in every way.

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They've allready killed nationalist prime minister Jorg Haider with such methods. They hacked the electronics of his car.

Lurk more newfags.

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I have friends who do business in Sofia. They call it the "white Tijuana".

>self-driving car
>standard items in the modern world

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Yeah, the Mossad admitted spying on Jörg Haider because he made business with Saddam and Gaddafi. And all 3 happens to be dead now. Coincidences.

Further away than you think.
Some dirt and snow etc it comes to a complete halt.

Tesla owner with autopilot reporting in.

Muslims are not mossad you dumb fuck.

The same thing that happens if a friendly mossad dude crashes another car into you, or shoots you, or whatever else. Assassination is nothing new.

Suprising, since Sofia is the place where we have the most blacks. Theres basically where all the libtard uni students hang out.

The further from the capital you go, it usually gets whiter. Unless you stumble into a cursed gypsy village, then its like youre back in the ghettos in the capital.

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Typical bullshit argument.

Yes I know, that Mossad can get you when they try, doesn't mean you have to give them extra help.

Infosec consultant here:

Self driving cars are BAD, like REALLY bad. The software on them is designed more by engineers and less by actual software developers. Youre going to get a couple key things
>People pre-programming cars to run people down
Does anyone else remember the isis video where they were showing off remote controlled VBIEDs? There was a bunch of janky technology they had to wire up to the thing. Well now you need none of that, the hardware is already there. All you need is to tweak the software.
>Increased information leaks/monitoring
People will be monitoring the cellular/bluetooth/wifi signatures given off by these cars. Its even easier than automatic plate recognition that already is all over the USA. Companies will use this to figure out where you are so they can advertise to you and generally harass you easily.
>Centralized government link+killswitch
To prevent the self driving vbied/truck of peace the government is going to add in software logic similar to what DJI drones have. A sort of software denial that can be deployed around high value areas. They will use this as a remote killswitch under the guise of "stopping stolen vehicles" but in reality it will be to crush any sort of insurgent use by denying them access to vehicles or making their vehicles stand out.

Irrelevant. The amount of automobile crashes, injuries and deaths will go down significantly once garbage Human drivers are removed from driving. The fact people will still die is a given and irrelevant.

Who the fuck actually wants to sit face to face with anyone like that for a prolonged period of time?
Inevitably there will be awkward silences.
Oh wait we all just bury our faces in our phones now anyways.

>What happens if some friendly Mossad dude is simply hacking your self-driving car and it suddenly runs with full speed on a concrete wall?
I'll be thankful to be freed from this miserable existence.

They have to get inside the country and close to you do to this. Not sit in a comfy office building in Moscow ..... er, I mean Tel Aviv.

Please forget I let that slip. I'll be good. I'll never let any of (((your))) deep state stuf slip again. I promise.

That won't happen as I will never buy a botnet-driven car.

fuck self-driving cars and especially self-driving trucks
no way am i sharing the road with autonomous rolling death machines

I can't trust a self driving car because I enjoy driving too much to hand that off to an intelligent autonomous system. A self-driving car won't let me slide around in the snow, or pretend to be a Hollywood stunt driver late in the middle of a rainy night in an empty parking lot. It probably won't let me charge down the interstate at 135mph either.

50 million retards already have Amazon Echo Alexa corporate surveillance voluntarily installed in their homes. We are a race of dumb obedient serfs.

cant hack my carburator faggots

bumpers and panels are made to crush upon impact for a variety of reasons. impact absorption, weight reduction, and now you have to buy a new bumper.

any car manufactured after 2004 or something already has this problem

t. vault 7

I trust a self driving car more than a 16 year old girl driving a Ford Expedition with a cell phone in her hand.

You realize that is the soft cumble zone to absorb head on impacts so your brain doesnt go to mush in your skull right? But keep thinking you know anything about cars

This.
Remember self driving cars dont need to be prefect, they just need to be better than humans

Why? They already exist in California. You are just a Luddite

Despite that being a retarded, paranoid theory, there are so many computer controlled systems in any car that they could do it to you anyway. Jam the throttle or disable the brakes and you'd be just as dead. Having your spastic hands on the wheel won't make you any safer you stupid dago.

seeing as how you are more likely to get killed by a shark while being struck by lightning than you are to be killed by a terrorist...

I'm going to have to say you are a retard who is scared of technology. Self driving cars mean I dont have to deal with the stress of rush hour traffic and can watch a movie or read instead. I will also be less likely to die in a car accident because the machines are better drivers than humans.

I only hope they still have the option for manual control for when I want to go camping hiking.

Doesn't need it to drive, that system is separate and can be physically firewalled off. Just because someone hacks you phone doesn't mean they can control your toaster.

Take of my shoes yell Xbox on and play games while on the road yes please. Also like other have said i trust a self driving car more then a fag with his phone in his hand or gramps with one eye.

>console gamer
opinion disgarded

I think the auto bailout had some spyware in the T&C's.
They can now crash your car remotely with you in it.

Onstar type tracking and stabilitrak controlling brakes
independently to steer cars.

carrington event

Yeah, I do have my concerns with modern technology.

If they don't want to spy on us, why do they make every product nowadays connected with the Internet and why always with these type of algorithms that may even calculate your pooping habits?

And Google bought the military robot company Boston Dynamics which worked with the US government. Just wandering why they haven't changed their name in "Skynet".

it would make sense to have them communitate for routing and traffic reasons

A lot of trains are like that, with a table in the middle. It's not really that bad

Say what? You stupid mfer?
Obviously you can't afford a new car.

The gd stabilitrak on new chevys is a fucking nightmare.

They are designed to steer your car by hitting random brakes if it gets a little sideways.

My family owns 3 new chevy/gmcs.
We have all 3 had the trucks veer into the fucking ditch uncontrollably.

The slightest bit of rain or snow activates the system. You can no longer countersteer the trucks, llike normal fucking vehicles.

You fight the correction with a countersteer and it over corrects.

I got completely sideways at 25 mph.

It's fucking dangerous and they are trying to avoid a company ending recall on the issue.

.gov is looking the other way cause control freaks.

A lot of deaths from this great tech already.

> be ghetto american
> put a lot of cones in the road in weird patterns
> self-driving cars stop or crash each other instead of hitting them off
> profit by obtaining goods by forceful means

They can already do it just because it's going to be fully self driving doesn't change anything

>what happens if someone tampers with your car and murders you
because that can't happen currently.

They can program other cars or trucks to smash your lada.

I cover my ears if an 80+ decibel vacuum cleaner is running. Am I autistic?

You dont even need to hack just oahlahoma-city that shit and tell it to drive up in front of a busy intersection with 100 pedestrians.Ackmed watches a mini mushroom cloud from a block away.

A trunk full of over the counter explosives anyone can buy at walmart can do this....

youtube.com/watch?v=edRbcTXAijY

No thanks. Ban these stupid self-suicide-driving terroristmobiles.

The US government can already do exactly what you're talking about.

you shouldn't fear Mossad by me messing with your little jew box on wheels

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I mean if they really wanted me dead they could just shoot me or blow my car up or poison me or whatever.

Think of being able to live in the countryside far far away from niggers while still having a good paying job in the city, and all of this without a two hour commute. Self driving cars are the only way to accomplish this.

>and it suddenly runs with full speed on a concrete wall?
it's probably more likely to do that if it doesn't get hacked

So defensive, didnt even say shit about your glass car bumpers. It was just a picture.

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>tfw I'm one of the Americans that can drive stick
Nice to know that if I ever need to steal a car I'll be able to get anything I want.

bump

I'd consider it a favor cuz I lack courage to do it myself.

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They will, but not through the system that drives the car. Just trust me. I work on these systems developing manual emergency control so the passengers can either stop the car or have it drive to hospital or policia.

wow.

They already can do it and have done it. Look into it.

It's a legitimate fear, but if I can replace two hours of commute (hour towards, hour away) with productive reading, writing, or even relaxing gaming, it's a risk I'm willing to take. Our lives are already at the whims of reckless drunk drivers anyways, I'd prefer a world with fewer unintentional deaths.

As for making intentional deaths easier... well they're so powerful they already kill people, it's not like they're sitting around saying "Yes once we have control of the cars THEN we can kill everyone." They already control our food, water, schools, and internet, it's not like cars are going to be the keystone that gives them any more power than they already have, and plus I'd be able to read a book while driving...

>it suddenly runs with full speed on a concrete wall?
Yeah because they could not C4 your car before.

Self driving cars will be the new remote bombs

The point is that it is now easier for you to die in an "accident" than a bombing.

I have a handbrake, nobody is going to physically fuck with my car in a garage

Seats positioned like that make it so you can't sit in the backseat and jerk off anymore. Now the driver can see you.
The future is looking more and more grim every day.

Then you die.

And my parents wonder why I insist on sticking with my 20 year old truck instead of getting something new. And this brings up an entirely different concern about the damn things. With the way the coding is today, there's pretty much a 100% chance of having at least one useless diversity hire on the dev team for that autopilot system. You don't need malicious action to cause fatal accidents when part of the code was written by some skittles-haired landwhale who is there purely because MUH WOMEN IN STEM.

See pic related.

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No driver...

kek

emergency shutdown/break on the inside

You're all missing the real point here.

There are propositions her in Australia that the increasingly automated cars on our roads have a central authority that police can call to shutdown any car to bring to a halt should they deem the driver of that car a current threat.

brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/queensland-backs-calls-for-car-immobilisers-after-officer-hit-20180928-p506kd.html

Upshot: once all automated cars can be centrally overriden, the system can be a turnkey final solution to one day start delivering the unwitting passengers to their Final Destination. The population won't even know their flock is being thinned out, at least not initially.

Fpbp. The self driving car will remove your freedom.

Well spoken, my fellow countryman.

Imagine a world consisting of:
>Automated cars
>Smart home
>Laptops and similar devices with no local storage
>Robots using Google data
>People wearing lenses using Google data
>...

Doomsday isn't fiction, it's just delayed until people have enough power.

> smarthome
how do the normies not see this one as creepy?

>heyy gov, can I please go visit my friend Joe, his parents will be there I promise
>no you have to pay your taxes and do your chores first

I'd find out within 30 seconds of leaving my driveway/the parking lot, at relatively low speeds, and I'd stil have a parking brake and control over the direction my wheels turn, you faggot.

>What about a bomb under your car?
>Someone could break in your house through the window, so you might as well not lock your doors or have a fence.

>technological progress increases inversely to personal freedom
I hate that the fucking Kaczynski pill is right.

read one more time the post retrard

I hear this argument (which you rightfully ridiculed) all the time.

All my friends and relatives still insist me to use WhatsApp. One of them says ironically "The Jews will get your data anyway". Well I don't have to serve them these on a silver platter, right?

What if I want to take my car to some middle of nowhere place like down some path in the woods? Will I be able to take control of the car, or is this another dumbing down of people's brain?

> policia
(suspicion noises)

You will never drive this. Lol

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