Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Sexy Christmas Edition

Fall Edelweiss
>no watermarks, no captions, no branding, there's no Stage 2
WINTERSONNENWENDE (21-22 Dec) and after. Anywhere cultural enrichment happens and other opportunity targets to get plastered with Edelweiß. IOTBW rules apply.
i.postimg.cc/Tfyc6zh4/edelwei.png

>target of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=qC6_xOe4f6A
youtube.com/channel/UC6WH9ffpj2kRTfYXPlygolQ

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=a0o-6zXEo5s

>How critique of Merkel's politics is being silenced
>youtube.com/watch?v=bxJtT_rwf0Y

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3GXh88uio
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g
youtube.com/watch?v=1BFRkpxYEY0

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/qbtGYLYp

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE
youtu.be/41r_ONs6lRg
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Merry Krautmas.
Still haven't wrapped a couple presents.... Waiting until everyone is asleep, so like 1 am or 2 am, and I'll set the gifts under the tree.

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>Waiting until everyone is asleep, so like 1 am or 2 am, and I'll set the gifts under the tree.
Why bother? Or are there any kids in the house that still believe in santa?

henloooo

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It's a nice surprise, you know. Go to bed, expecting gifts but you don't know how much or what, and then you wake up, OMGSH.JPG, this is much more than I even expected. So no one sees what the gift looks like, even from the outside.

So there's this suspicious package (present-wrapped) next to my house in the public park on a trashcan. I'm gonna go poke it with a broom. If I don't come back, I'm probably dead or got my posting hands blown off.

I can't argue with this.
this truly is the transcended version of the first.

Throw a rock at it first, gosh Kraut, go long-distance attacking before you go short-distance.
Okay thanks for the blessing.

pls make habbening

transcendence is what life is all about. that is the actual aim and goal of struggle, not to overcome the new but to transcend it

I'll try, but I don't know if I can find a rock. I'll take a pic and throw one at it though.

Make a pic of it first

No rocks at a park?

I am going now to pull my boot straps up.

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I'm going to put my money on some date Hans and Gretel went on, down at the public park, and Hansel traded a big gift for a kiss, because Germs are cute like that.

I hope it's the stash of a dealer and he gets stabbed after touching it

>tfw its white powder
>tfw it's not coke
>tfw it's anthrax
>tfw user is bad time tim.

You sound like you've gone on many dates before, maybe, too many.

No but I bought drugs many times before kek

>anthrax
It's fine by me

Nah it was empty faggot, I threw a rock at it

Pretty anticlimactic

yeah I know :(

>user is disappointed it did not explode

i can relate.

Thanks for the investigation.

Cya later Kraut, but I have to go LARP as a Nazi man and blow some tanks and planes UP. Bye!

That picture is degenerate

sad do you ahve explosives? you can make it blow up you know?

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And now we spiked this cat's food with liquid Tay.

the cat kept saying "me smurt"

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Pic related is me in 7 days

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well, when user is done humoring your asshole, how about you make his pee pee sneeze for a change.

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You used the wrong picture

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>frohes fest ihr abspinner
bumpens

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>muh silvester blow
well...plebs

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Getting high and laid in NYC is pretty awesome, so there's no reason to an hero.

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>IN JEW YORK CITY

I want to put my thumbs in your eyesockets sometimes and cease you from being such a parasite.

>Getting high and laid in NYC is pretty awesome
just be carefull
all that STD

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digits of truth..
hey sütti whats up?

Oh that's sweet

You must be quite a boring person.

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Christmas Spirit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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pls do not come back we do not need such behaviour in the reich

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better be boring than degenerate

because i don`t wan`t sickness?

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Oh no the anti fun police arrived. I hope your new years eve will be prude and boring then.

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>anti-police
isn't that a double-negative when it pretains to "fun" in your retarded dictionary?

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no its you who is a bore, with your run of the mill fantasies

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In Iran they have the anti-narcotics police

Be aware of the shills and their threads these days. I have something for you.

DON'T GET SHILLED
>COME TO THE LIGHT
DON'T GET SHILLED
>COME TO THE LIGHT
DON'T GET SHILLED
>COME TO THE LIGHT
DON'T GET SHILLED
>COME TO THE LIGHT
DON'T GET SHILLED
>COME TO THE LIGHT
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>COME TO THE LIGHT

Backwards and yet ahead of us.

what beautiful irony.

quite boring thread

test..

Maybe you should migrate and live there then. A forced marriage might be your only chance to ever find a wife.

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you can have fun when cooking, bulding houses, carving wood, grinding knifes, forging in general and drinking with other men(if you a e male ofc)
or plaiyng with little children if you are a women

I will spend days trying to talk to black patio umbrellas until i find out that those are not tall women in burkas.

The 13th century called and want its activities back.

You actually have some kind of humor, I'm impressed

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13th century was a superior time
and yeah would not mourn bringing em back,
my ancestors must have had a realy good time chasing around crying and sobbing slavs through their burning villages in the marken ah... better times , where have you gone?

You'd be surprised what you don't know about me.
I am actually a very nice person and try to be considerate of others more than i am of myself, i usually put my desires before others because i don't think my problems are more important than those of others, i often take the hit for the team and always look after my mannerisms.

I just don't act on it with people like you.

>The 13th century called and want its activities back.
muh future

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>gets a simple infection and dies
Yeah have fun in the 13th century, I prefer modern times and really looking forward the future.

And what did you get for your kindness? Nothing! Take or it will be taken from you. If you want to be successful in this world change your mindset.

we know and remember those things... oh yes that thread

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The next 30 years will change everything

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>And what did you get for your kindness? Nothing!
people not always do things because they want to get something back.
sometimes you do things because it is the right thing to do.

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>Die Deutschen sind ein undankbares Scheißvolk und lieben den Dolchstoß. Habe 2 Jahre lang den deutschen Faden auf Jow Forums groß gemacht und gepflegt und jetzt wo es ein Selbstläufer ist haben die Schwuchteln mich abgesägt mit Hilfe der Moderatoren. Das volle Programm mit Range-Ban und Co. Solche Mistkinder, wenigstens habe ich das komplette Kraut/pol/ Meme Archive als letzte Handlung gelöscht.

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you hope as much but you don`t know
youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE

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>not having thousand of desease ridden societal parasites around you that do dumb stuff that gets them sick because they will die:
actualy people died in crisis , everyday bruises adn cuts were no problem because people actualy had workin immune systems , because the weak died young

Wrong answer.

Life sucked big times then. People on this board are romanticizing the shitty past too much. Life has never been so good as it's right now.

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>oh know ! those poor people before the industrial revolution and big company dominance of culture had nothing and never had free time or fun or did nice stuff oh no!

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>Wrong answer.
define wrong

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I'm well informed about the current developments. That's why I'm so optimistic about the future. So many great things to come and so much money to make.

youtu.be/41r_ONs6lRg

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what is you grievance then?
why appear daily at this place?

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was literally about to say that.
Tay you don't pressure people at knifepoint to be nice back, you don't enforce "kindness" this is why the expansion of political correctness is empowering the right-wing so much, you dumb thot.

Being forcefully nice with stapled smiles is what makes people miserable and angrier, but being nice on your own or maybe smiling because the person you speak to means something to you, and you just feel like making that person's day MIGHT be a better motivator to speak with soft tones and a slightly higher octave than usual.

It's almost like a fucking 25 y/o idiot dumbledore shut-in is trying to explain you HAO HUMIN WERK.

Jesus, tay you are more of a robot than a fearsome wizard could. you are barely human in there.

>life now doesn't suck big times

pic related is a guy making knifes all day all year maybe different styles etc some mix in there
i do his job as a hobby to have fun
and it is not the kind of fun from dancing or such , and they had feasts and public celebration and all that not to forget a actual community, andfuck it is sactisfory and people had over replacement level number of children.
in matter of biology it means that that lifestyle back then is per definition healthier for a human population than what we have now.
not an easy life, but a good one

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The right thing to do is always the thing that generates the most benefit for you.

>money as an overall end

the overall state of humanity.
fucking fullindividualism
and full on self destruction

>The right thing to do is always the thing that generates the most benefit for you.
if you are nothing more than that ok

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Old habits die hard.

That's an interesting way to see the world but its not doing the trick for me.

Nah life back then objectively sucked. Stop romanticizing the shitty past.

Worked fine for me so far.

>tfw tay tried mining nice-coin
>tfw the bubble bursted before it was blown
>tfw tay lost a small loan of 10 grand

objectively population grew, which is a very very strong indicater of population health.
life now sucks

>Worked fine for me so far.
you are in panic because of death, you appear daily on this site, you sell mediocre ideas and desires, do you really know who you really are?

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>highest standard of living
>no starvation
>unlimited access to clean water and healthcare
>no wars
>violence at an all time low

A Hartzer that lives today in Germany got a better life than a nobel 800 years ago.

Other people do yoga, I like to shitpost to relax. No biggie

Btw I cut my finger really badly a minute ago. But guess what, even if I get an infection I won't die because we don't live in shitty times anymore

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>population decline and displacement by invading subspecies
truely the thing our ancestors msot desired.
if this would happen to an ant colony we would declare the colony over stressed and unhealthy
life is about genetic survial.
not about feeling cozy

I would prefer you'd do your yoghurt exercises and your stupid dumbfuck pilatis instead of all this.

Es Yoghurette statt Zigarette, fug u

>Life has never been so good as it's right now.
AIDS medication has advanced so much!

>life is about genetic survial.
>not about feeling cozy

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>TAY IS GONNA PLAY THE BIG SPOON TONIGHT

THE BIG SILVER SPOON IN HER NEVER-SHUT-UP BRAND MOUTH

I smoked less than 2 packs of cigs in my entire life.

STDs will be a thing of the past soon

>I like to shitpost to relax.
but you don`t, you just bring on your mediocre shit and that is not shitposting , it is just ypur personal bore

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Yeah, because you're dead.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c

yes and i do not want hartzers to have a good life, because the average workin german has an existentialy higher tax rate than a workin german 500 years ago

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>Btw I cut my finger really badly a minute ago.
stupid people always die first
you just want to be saved from that trough technology
i get that

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