Dad raises another man's child

>I would kill that bitch even if she was my own mother
After re-testing of course.

Science of discworld

M8 I think your mom may be a rice-cooker.

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this is 100% an Ancestry ad

>%age
how fucking fat are you? this is the laziest thing I've seen in awhile. I wouldn't even do that while T9 texting on a flip phone

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>Fucking grammar of a 6 year old.

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go ahead and diagram "Fucking grammar of a 6 year old." so I can finally learn proper grammar from a retarded bongnigger

I can see how posts like this led to Aussie shit posting.

Yeah I think it might be one of those.

>Write lazy thing
>It gets pointed out
>Write dumb thing
Merry christmas dumbass

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Here ya go.
>The hammer represents grammatically correct sentences.

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Everyone... your Mom is likely a former whore. Yes even you.

Thanks Brazil bro. Don't get robbed this year ok. Protip: You will get robbed this year. Again.

I dont see why its against the law to publiclu execute women like this. I am Christian.

But he wouldn’t be your father.

$3.50 says the cuck actually stays with slutmom.

my nephew just discovered that he has a 21 year old daughter
the girl contacted his current future ex-wife
he knew her mother for 6 hours
her mother is from a wealthy family so she's not going after child support
i got the tests for my mother and myself and it told me what i had already figured out.
but it also pointed to 2 people that i don't know that are very closely related, like bro/sis close.

it seems obvious to me that this isthe case, it happens with lots of other animals, and humans have concealed ovulation which just makes it even easier

from the woman's perspective it makes perfect sense

>thread gets derailed because of a grammar error

All of you are newfags

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But it wouldn't be your father anymore

Guys talk about who they've slept with
If even 10% of women had multiple fathers for their children, we'd know.
Because the guys who fucked them would say so

This is the 10th one I've personally seen.

Raising another man's child takes courage. You can laugh and make all the jokes you want but in reality it the step dad that does the cucking. Think about it, you take another man's child, his seed..his flesh and blood and you MOLD that little thing to be what YOU want em to be. That is the very definition of cucking, now if I'm a cuck for taking someone else's grown up cum and making him my own then I wear that moniker like a badge of honor.

proof reddit users are literal bastards

Nice try, thot

Sure, cuck

this if you get cucked the best course of action is to then fuck the child. If shes a girl then you can impregnate your daughter without inbreeding.

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cuckposting has evolved

In the wonderful year of 2018, you can impregnate your son too.

I hope you are trolling. Otherwise this is the worst cope I have ever seen.

I wasn't expecting this christmas joy. Though trusting these services is stupid. My first set of results do not match my second. My 0,01% Indian heritage has been stolen from me.

Great! I have 5 kids you can take and MOLD to what YOU want them to be. If all goes well I have near infinite supply for you! WIN WIN!

That's a Reddit trademark

They've done the studies. Don't have the references handy but the usual estimate is between 3% and 6% inconsistent paternal genetics, depending on the culture. But all the same, it happens regularly, everywhere.

>bongnigger

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What a fucking cuck. There, your (you)

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>cope
I'm not saying I did my wife a favor but prior to meeting me she was with this brute that would constantly beat her and break her down mentally. He treated her like an absolute dog and I can't imagine the BS little man must've seen, but it's easy for me someone who is on the outside looking in to be judgmental. It took a lot for me to accept the fact that my girlfriend at the time had a kid (at this point she didnt tell me she had a kid) it all came to light when I showed up unexpected at her mom's place. At first I was taken a back by it and the stunned look on her face was a mixture of fear and shock. I wasted no time, I took her hand and looked her in the eyes and said "It's ok.." and we both knew at that moment we were in love and we weren't going to let one mistake define us or her rather. I don't want to brag Jow Forums but you can learn a lesson or two from my experience, then again not all heroes wear capes heh..

Cuckers, cuckees, and cuck spawn should all be put to death in the ethnostate/theocracy

r/thathappend

Oh Reddit, how much I don't fucking care.
Stop making these threads already leaf.

You're right, only when the step dad has no existence in that kids life and is either dead or far away and you at least are the same race.

If said step dad has visitation rights 2 days a week, you are very much a gigantic, huge c'uckold and that poor kid doesn't have to listen or respect you, because he knows you are not his blood.

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>or my brother Wing Chee Fa.
kek

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Hi Sargon

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So this was me however many months ago.

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A good woman never ends up with a man like that

hahahaahaahaha
raising another mans orgasm

She's paying the toll.

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Reddit poster plus Canadian.
Double gay.

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fuck

Raising another man's child is only acceptable if you are with a different woman than the mother and you choose to take on tat responsibility. Justify it to yourself however you want, but your woman chose to be with you out of desperation.

Now just by logging in. Magic. There is an FYI to you internet people of my experience.

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Damn, that's fucking brutal

Ha! Gaaay

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>Though trusting these services is stupid
also because law enforcement and the government access the database of peoples DNA that they keep, and also use your relatives DNA to track you down too

>pretends to sleep
>doesn't throw her out of the house there and then
What a faggot.
>she's older
Oh that explains it. Faggot.

lol. Makes me wonder how my kid is doing. I rawdogged some sheila whos husband was shorter than her (and she was short to boot). Told her to come back and see me if she wants a second

Steaks are too high for me, I'm out!

My family has already done this. I’m letting my future wife know all my kids are doing it, so she knows not to fuck up.

>chose to be with you out of desperation
lol, keep projecting you cuck
I'm not saying I'm Brad Pitt but I've had many other options and CHOSE to be with her. I think you're the one that is coping now.

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>white

You assume I have relatives alive. Why do you think I took it. I still have the luxury of committing crimes if a choose too.

It's not a big deal, the same thing happened to my best friend and he's had a great life and will likely never ever find out.

I used to own a Mackeson book of averages
As in, a guiness book of records knock off.
>1 in 5 children are from a different father than they & the 'father' thinks.
Also, average dick size was 6.5"

Women are hedging their bets, genetically is all. It's not so different to jizzing 5x the sperm into your mistress than you do the wife.
We're fuckin animals, init.

(you)

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>volunteers DNA sample to database
>I still have the luxury of committing crimes if a choose too

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Happens all the time user...maybe most of the time. Have your kids tested against your profile or risk the same. It’s happened to several people I know. I don’t have kids and am glad I don’t. This shit is very common.

>loyalty
>women
pick one

Ya you chose to be with her, that's clear and unrelated to my previous post. Fact of the matter is all single mothers have a dramatically reduced dating pool and they are well aware of it. Not to mention she already got knocked up by someone else. Only one coping here is you, I am not raising another man's child.

Wear it cuck while we laugh.

If you get any result that is less than 1% it is probably an error, these DNA kits usually tell you that if you read into them. I notice a lot of idiot Jow Forumsacks who actually think the 0.0001% African means something.

fucking based

You're only not a cuck when raising another mans child if you raise them to eventually be sent on a lethal crusade. Such as sending him to suicide bom.b a synagogve

Don't lash out at me because YOU lack inner strength. It's pretty obvious you are burdened by your insecurities and have let this unwarranted fear consume you. The fact of the matter is the little guy is MY son and that isn't going to change. If that piece of shit some how gets bailed out (I doubt he will) and comes looking I'll be here and I will put my hands up and say NONE SHALL PASS plain and simple. I am willing to die for my kid.

Cuck confirmed

what the fuck is this from?

Congrats on maybe being as much as 2% white

holy shit how do i find guys like you to cuck me

Obviously, I am talking about being traced after the fact. This data won't stop me from committing an act physically.

Dude...if that’s you then you aren’t even Brad Pit’s turd. Fugly nerdy looking NPC tard.

>many other options
lol straight cucky face
loololl
I CANT BREATH PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP

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HERMANO!

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>tfw mulatto with a black mom so anything semi-white coming out of my mom's vagina is 99% my dad's.

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nice

Has to be a troll

Cuck deluxe confirmed. Can I dump a load in the whore too?

Yes he would. If my mother did that, the man who raised me would still be my father and I'd still love him. If I turned my back towards him just because my mom was a whore that man has every right to murder suicide me for being a cunt.

Lol, how am I lashing out? What insecurities, weakness, or fear have I displayed by stating what I think most people will agree are self evident truths?
>The fact of the matter is the little guy is MY son
It is a fact he is not your son. He is your stepson, and the man who fathered him on your wife is not you.

Well, the results were quite keen on selling me that I had a relative who fucked in the Empire days. Initially. I saw the stories in the media how this company was trying to solve racism by adding this 0.01% shit. I want my Heritage back now. Financial suffering.

Women don't actually think about little things like this, or even think that far into the future. She's definitely just fucked some real tall stud and doesn't want her cashcow to get suspicious, so she made up a "way" out of it

Also
>wife knows he's insecure about his height and been rejected his whole life by women
>wife rejects him to father children

He might be my kid. I shot a glob in the bitch several times.