What's in the cave that's so important the Canadian government is keeping people out of it? And don't just say "muh precious minerals" because that's bullshit. Is it another entrance to hollow earth? Maybe some sort of ancient archaeological site that will blow apart all the history we've ever been taught (think Prometheus)? Trudeau's secret gay torture dungeon? Any leaf anons willing to hike there and find out?
>On Wednesday, B.C.’s provincial government discovered the country’s “largest cave” and closed off access to it “for the sake of its preservation and public safety.” >Those who choose to not stay away from the cave, or its immediate surroundings, will face a MASSIVE $1 million fine! >A helicopter crew came across the cavern in the northeastern corner of Wells Gray Provincial Park in March. It’s the largest known cave of its type, with a depth about the length of a soccer field, and researchers have kept its exact location a secret. >The entrance, nicknamed “Sarlacc’s Pit,” is said to be about 328 feet long and 196 feet wide. Initial exams show the cavern is at least 442 feet deep. >‘It’s about the size of a soccer field,’ geologist Catherine Hickson said. ‘So, if you think of a soccer field and you put that soccer field on its end so you have this pit going down.’
Incompetence. If they were competent theyd publicly release a map and video of initial explorations
Tyler Butler
>What's in the cave Maple syrup?
Robert Nelson
Lovelock cave got covered
Nathan Sanders
I would be inclined to say it's to protect an undisturbed habitat in order to further study it. Many caves have their own eco systems and can be destroyed by very minor disturbances. That's my thoughts because if it were something cool or serious I would think it'd be guarded 24/7 rather than a fine. Either way imposing a fine that unusually high is only going to pique people's interest but then again this is Canada so I'm not expecting them to make smart decisions.
Joseph Nelson
How much is the cave paying you?
Joshua Thompson
None too surprising the entrance to Hell was located in Canada
Christian Miller
It’s the bat cave.
They don’t want people snooping around... they may catch Batman bum blasting robin
Ryder Morgan
Toppest of keks
Sebastian Long
Big Cave needs to be broken up desu
Luis Wilson
>“Sarlacc’s Pit,” fucking soientists
Thomas Gonzalez
So a couple days after discovery you want a documentary burger? Fuck off
Sebastian Sanchez
how long before Trudeau turns it into a home for wayward refugees...kek
Luke Cruz
actually taking this into account, it would be an ecological disaster to seal it up. It had an opening before the assholes plugged it.
Mason Gonzalez
Evidence
Gavin Ward
Vikings probably
Cooper Smith
>0.06 stalactites have been deposited into your account
Tyler Russell
It's probably there to discourage amateur spelunkers from getting stuck and forcing the government to rescue them.
Nolan Rodriguez
You hiding the maple syrup in there? Fucking greedy jew
Owen Bailey
And then the cave clapped
Juan Rivera
its reptilians
Xavier Adams
We should send a Jow Forums agent in and just crowdfund the fine.
I’ll bet it Justin’s vintage VHS gay porn stash.
Zachary Adams
Its gold an or diamonds. I am planning a trip there.
Its a metaphor for how loose both canadian women and dogs are.
Blake Walker
Or anything that doesn't tetris into modern society.
Hudson Baker
>$1mil fine NO ONE GO IN THIS CAVE! STAY AWAY FROM THIS ONE CAVE SPECIFICALLY! Any other country I’d say this is a ruse to get people to explore it, but since Canadian incompetency knows no equal I think they actually thought this would keep people away.
Christian Howard
Grug think that where Leaf clan store their berries.
>0.06 stalactites have been deposited into your account underrated.
Jayden Butler
>have kept its exact location a secret
52°31'00.0"N 120°02'36.0"W
Nolan Myers
What the fuck do you want to go see the inside of a cave so bad for? Do you have any idea how dull and boring it would be. Go to your back yard, dig a hole and look inside. Waste of time just like this cave.
Lincoln Adams
I go in mines and most people aren't going to take a portable gas detector.(artificial canary) Bad gas sinks to the floor. When you walk through it you stir the gas up then when you turn around to leave you breath the turned up gas and die. Then I go in with respirators and say "watch out, body on the left". Then people go "is that guy dead?" and I say "There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!" Then we laugh and continue the tour.
I'm glad they blocked it off and aren't allowing people into it, because people in caves is very destructive. Most people would go in there and start touching and taking whatever they could and destroy the natural habitat all together. I believe there should be an effort to report what is found in there though.
If a precursor race left behind gifts for us our creations, don’t you think it would be in Africa where we evolved to our modern state? Like in Halo?
Elijah Allen
I don't usually laugh at nigger troll b8, but I had a slight chuckle. Merry Christmas, nigger.
Joseph Bennett
Niggers aren't evolved to the modern state.
Jace Powell
This. It could easily contain evidence that threatens the Bering Strait land bridge migration theory, or something along those lines. Heaven forbid there's a bunch of Anglo Clovis artifacts in there.
There has to be something important in that cave. It's time for an expedition guise. Somebody post this on Jow Forums, we'll need some heavy weaponry to fight our way there.
A caveman who has access to a cloned image of Hillary Clinton's email server lives down there
Joshua Lopez
someone start a gofundme and set it at $1 million
Jaxson Watson
OPs roastie mom
Austin Foster
probably a literal gold mine
Benjamin Roberts
Hey thats pretty based
Connor Jones
$1 mil. prob fake fucking news merry christmas niggers
Jacob Wilson
>1 million massive fine Ten bux says that within the main cave is an entrance to farther below. Much farther below.
Daniel Hernandez
That's Canadian dollars that the fine would be, so in US dollars about $20 bucks.
Anthony Gomez
aaaand the slide to page 7 despite only being 78 posts into the thread would seem to confirm my suspicions. Good job mods! Kek!
Jackson Scott
This is the truth. There's a place here in Canada called scarborough bluffs and they always have to rescue people, usually shitskins, cause they always keep falling and getting stuck in an inaccessible area.
Josiah Peterson
>expensive ass fine for going into a cave >Much smaller fines for more serious crimes like violence or fraud
Yep, that's my neighbourhood. Couple of deaths here when morons go on the cliffs for selfies and the ground below collapses.
Jayden Gutierrez
“No one would have believed in the last years of the 21 century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own
that's what happens when you think today's governments care about you. Probably hollow earth, or giant bones, or some long lost knowledge, anything that might disrupt the lie that is history.
Josiah Parker
Want to bet there are bones and artifacts from the previous White inhabitants of the American continent pre-dating the redskins?
Luke Sullivan
>50 miles from nearest down in the mountains You're a special kind of stupid
Parker Reyes
I've been looking for direct entrances into the inner earth, if I lived closer I would go but some leaf anons should go and look fro themselves.
