Front page of reddit

Thats not even their native tongue.

Cringe

Technically they were temporarily migrating. Checkmate, looks like Drumpf is finished.

Why are you browsing Reddit

What's their native tounge if not Spanish?

From one City to another in kingdom which they were already part of. It like saying if moved from LA to SF I'm a migrant

jesus was jew he deserved to be crucified

Jesus can stay but his parents have to go back.

for things to add to my cringe compilation

>Go to Jow Forums
>Open Jow Forums front page
>It's a thread about Reddit's front page

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But Spanish is derived from Latin

So is english

Post more smuggies

Injun

jesus wasnt a refuge . what a dumb thing to say. year 1 AD rome was in control of basically the entire mediterranean. the new testament goes on about a 1 world government. they lived in what they perceived as a 1 world government.

isarel got fucked fast and hard no lube by rome. rome didnt even know israel was there but they were drawing maps of everything between modern constantinople and egypt and found some irate niggers speaking gibersih spitting and throwing rocks. the expeditionary force was small and rome responded with military force which ended israel. the people farther to the east of israel helped to decipher the jews backwards way of speaking and the language barrier was broken. the jews had zero trade / commerce with surrounding people. they had a noticeable language barrier with most groups as well knowing nothing of their neighbors tongue .

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leftist subversion 101

You know how easy it is to not believe in God? All you have to do is be rational and than poof! Shit like this wouldn't get under your skin. You'd just brush it off as them being delusional instead of being delusional Yourself

not even migrant, but
REFUGEE.
I moved from beverly hills to san fernando, so I AM A REFUGEE TOO!

This shit is hilarious, show that to any of my family, many of whom jumped the border and we'll cringe

>Technically

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Yes, the double standard is revolting to say the least, but it's just further proof that Jesus is the Messiah and the true king of this earth. They'll continue to slander Him and depict Him in a contemptuous way until His inevitable return, but by then it will be too late for them to repent. The bridegroom will come and seal up the door to the wedding and there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Regardless, we must not return their anger to them. They will face the fire for their iniquity, but let us always remember to have love for our fellow man and to live peaceable lives.

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English is germanic

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH WERE NOT REFUGEES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Yes, it was so much better back when our two-minute hate threads were about content on Cracked, Gawker, Feministing, or Daily Kos. OP's posting unarchived links to their articles was just so much better than us bitching about Reddit and Twitter where it's all curated in one spot.

christians are pussies, why else are they so addicted to martyrdom, guilt, and submissive behavior?

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my savior :')

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Ya and a lot of Germanic words are based off Latin words

If he's proven to exist, where's the proof the Jesus wasn't just a bastard and Mary lied about being a virgin so she could escape punishment from fucking another man? Not even trolling, I've always wondered this.

it's not even an insult when it's made by
those who don't know what they're doing.

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thoughts on Galatians 3:28?

Both Mary and Joseph were visited by an angel at different times who revealed to them the true nature of their son. Joseph initially did not believe Mary and sought to put her away, as he was a righteous man and didn't wish to shame her, but later an angel came to him as well, in the form of a dream, to tell him the good news.
The proof is right in the story itself. If Mary had cheated on Joseph, he would've promptly reneged their marriage.

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my lady in my neighborhood said she was visited by an angel and she killed all her cats

>my lady
okay it was my aunt :) and I still miss those cats

they were refugees because King Herod wanted to kill babies, not because Joseph and Mary wanted buffalo wild wing and PlayStation4

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>PoliticalHumor

Might actually be the worst sub on Reddit. Forget about being funny- most of the posts there aren't even humorous. There are no jokes, not even bad ones. I wonder why that sub exists.

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Is Joseph wearing Yeezys?

Judeo christianity is a spiritual race to the bottom much like Judeo globalism is an economic race to the bottom.

Sounds like your aunt was deceived by the Prince of the Air. The father of lies naturally disguises himself under the pretense of being angelic, but his requests are always evil and his fruit is rotten to the core.
One should never blindly believe spirits if what is asked is not good and right.
Remember that Joseph is not being asked to accept evil, rather he is asked to accept being the husband of Mary, the one who bore Christ. Christ's whole life is the very definition of perfect and good, so we see him believing the angel is founded on a good understanding of the nature of God.

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Too bad its inaccurate, since Jesus, Mary, & Joseph werent Spics & were actually Mediterrianian

Joseph and Mary were returning to the land of their birth for a census and taxes when Jesus was born.
>Refugee.

This must be an old picture, heysus just mowed my lawn last weekend.

Trump wants to kill babies too

> reddit

Please kys

Okay so did millions and millions of Josephs and Marys descend upon Bethlehem, bring disease, crime, death, destruction, and refuse to give up their culture that leads to these outcomes?

Jesus, Maria y Jose

youtube.com/user/zionget/videos?disable_polymer=1

Forget which vid of his it is, but there's one where he lists Jewish comedians doing all sorts of horrible things to Christ.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

This too. Depicting the Christ on a crucifix in urine has been labeled art on multiple occasions. I don't get why Christians do nothing.

Why is everyone saying they weren't refugees when they were flying a king killing babies?

>24400 le upbotes with just 50 comments

Yep, that's totally legitsupport and not bot astroturfing.

North Africa was largly Phoenician, Greek, and Roman at the time so Jesus could have been like the Europeans depicted him. Wasnt he a jew too. Since when do jews resemble spics?

Is he about to eat spaghettits or he is changing his mind about previously eaten sphagetssits

>This'll trigger everyone!
>Political Humor

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Because Christians are domesticated animals.

I hate reddit so much

It's so stupid.

Mary and Joseph had to go to Bethlehem to be counted in the Roman census BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY WERE FROM.

And, they were travelling within the same country anyway.

Leftists are such morons it's exhausting sometimes.

More than half the posts on the front page of reddit nowadays are locked. Not an exaggeration.

Ay dios mio! Blasphemy!

Jesus and his family briefly sojourned in a different Roman Province to escape someone who wanted to kill their baby. After the threat was over, they returned home.

This means dissolve all borders,, welfare for everyone

This is a lie. They were citizens returning for census counting.

Name 2 immigration law Jesus ever broke.

This frankly is blasphemy.

They claim the client king hederous or something killed every kid in the land so they went to Egypt, another roman province

Joseph was a literal cuckold who raised his wife's son
Mary was a whore who saw shiny things in her head and probably gave Joseph the cuckold some laced drink and they had a trip and saw angels speaking to them that their god had gave mary a divine fucking and joseph was supposed to raise the cuckold baby spawn with gladness and joy in his heart

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Rumor has it that his mother (Mary) was actually raped by a Roman soldier, which would explain Jesus looking so white.
Of course the council of Jewish elders would not have accepted a Roman occupation rape baby, so she claimed that her son was a gift from god.
The elders took pity on her & left her alone

go back

These arguments are hilarious.

>where's the proof the Jesus wasn't just a bastard and Mary lied about being a virgin
ask your mum where her proof is

Based and redpilled

nice proxy

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these kikes dont even know the story
1. mary and joseph weren't immigrants, weren't refugees, werent any of that shit. they were roman subjects, within the borders of the roman empire
2. jesus wasnt born in some shithole and then carried to bethlehem, he was born in a stable in bethlehem
3. they rode a fucking donkey

medium.com/east-med-project-history-philology-and-genetics/no-jesus-was-not-a-nonwhite-refugee-who-would-have-voted-for-43779209eea4

>live peaceable lives
>in 2018+1

Yeah not possible unless you’re drugged out 24/7. Everything is fucked.

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Lol

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