Is he right?

Is he right?

Is Santa Claus basically a socialist?

Attached: IMG_20181225_045306.jpg (1080x1499, 427K)

yep. that's why he's a fantasy.

Santa is not the government taking from some to redistribute to others.

Santa only brings shit to GOOD kids. You have to EARN it.

>gives out shit for free
>lives in a frozen hellhole
>has slave labor
>wears lots of red
sounds like a socialist

Attached: 1bnholsv73621.jpg (494x640, 54K)

...

Who pays for the presents?

>Santa Claus
>not a bourgeois
He LITERALLY owns a factory.

Santa Claus is not egalitarian. My nieces and nephews have dozens of presents on their tree from Santa. How many do you think Dashikee and Tyrone have?

Socialists are miserable and godless, Saint Nicholas was an important Christian. It is a crime to be so illiterate about the doctrines of authority. Keep dreaming, and I'll keep laughing at you.

Attached: 0b8.png (680x447, 215K)

*Saint Nicholas is an important Christian

Saint Nicolas was created by the church because they didn't like seeing parents getting credit for giving their kids presents. The CHURCH WANTED CREDIT so badly that they invented the entire story of Christmas and pushed on parents, who pushed it on their kids, as yet another in a long line brainwashing techniques.

That is the true story of Christmas. Feel free to look it up.

First, Saint Nicholas was Catholic.
Second, he does take gifts from others to give to others. He makes his own and gives them away. It’s called charity. Socialist need to get their heads out of their heads and realize charity is superior to redistribution.

doesn’t*

Basically. He spies on you, touches children any chance he can get, breaks into your house, steals your cookies and milk, and justifies it by giving out the product of slave labor from his frozen hellhole gulag state.

Outside a few very small exceptions (JK Rawlings), no capitalist has ever "earned" their wealth. Their fortunes come from the exploitation of the workers who actually do all of the work. The true "redistributive" system isn't socialism - it's capitalism.

The carpenter exploits the lumberjack too, right?

No, the carpetner doesn't steal the lumberjack's surplus value.

No, and he essentially represents the free market.
> Always watching you
> if you follow the rules, you'll get material objects you desire

A sign of the times, ideological zealotry has infected every facet of life.

Santa claus is a story we tell children to make them be good for a few months a year, he has no ideology.

> Exploits
> Voluntary employment contract
Leave it to a jew, the biggest pushers of usury in human history.

you forgot the part about how he doesn't exist

"Sell your labor for a fraction of its worth or face homelessness and starvation" isn't very voluntary, is it now?

How is that any different from managing a factory, then?

Santa isn't real.
Happy Hanukkah!

good bait, too bad idiots here didn't pick up on it at "JK Rawlings"

As opposed to
> Sell your labor in exchange for what we determine to be the designated standard of life and working more will get you absolutely nothing and is forbidden because others need to work
No thanks shlomo

Socialism means the government is in charge. Santa does this of his own free will.

It's not.
The difference lies in owning that factory and keeping the profits it produces for yourself.

Socialism means the workers are in charge.
If the government is "in charge" and that government isn't meaningfully democratic then it is (say it with me) Not Real Socialism.

>people actually believe the entire world celebrates christmas
Okay, this is epic.

Santa is biased on a Greek bishop named Saint Nicholas, who was a bishop in the (((Roman Empire))).
He walked around on Christmas Day (Christ Mass day, also known as the day of worshiping Christ) and gave gifts to Christian boys and girls.

Welp I gotta start my shift.
Wageslaving away for 9 hour, knowing about a third of which will be used to produce profits for the company instead of maintaining my lifestyle.
Here's hoping 2019 will see a great Crash usher in the glorious revolution!

But we go back to the lumberjack, then. Is he in the wrong for owning his axe when others have no axe? Owning his forest? Owning the food he buys with the lumber he sells?

No. My grandma is Santa Claus. She'll beat your ass with a switch too.

Sad Santa for you.

>Santa disregards free market
What the fuck is this garbage

>(u)

Fpbp

Attached: 20181219_183222.jpg (922x1456, 999K)

Saint Nicholas of Myra was a bishop who was known for helping the impoverished through winter and freeing moorish slaves who would freely decide to work for him out of sheer gratitude.
On the 5th of December he comes to everyone's homes to bring gifts to good people, and lumps of coal to bad people. All to be deposited in a shoe left by the fireplace.

He was not an obese childless grandad trying to fill a void by employing midgets in a factory up in a hole in the North Pole for the production of gifts which he then takes on Christmas Eve per sleigh, reindeer and 50-trailer-long Coca-Cola truck to all the kids.
The fucking Saint carved his cloth with his sword for a poor guy.
He prevented prostitution by dunking a big sack of gold through the window of a dad's house so he didn't have to sell his three daughters after losing all his money to Jews.
Nicholas resurrected three kids who were stored to later be turned into kosher pork sandwiches.

Santa Clause is corporate at best, but the man he's based on is downright /our guy/.

Source on these stories? I want to know more

>keeps a behavioral list of all children
>knows where everyone lives
>total surveillance knows if you're sleeping or awake
>karl marx beard
>ho ho ho chi minh

Checks out.

Attached: stalindance.gif (330x275, 1.99M)

Santa isn't a socialist because the idea of getting a present is merit based.

Nah. Santa is a based father figure. No presents for whores!