Tipping

Just ditch bars. I've gotten tired of overpaying while a bunch of dumb white girls twerk to shitty rap music when I can have a bunch of friends at my place.

You tip if they were doing good service.
If they do bad service you don't tip.
It's not your fault they chose to work at a shitty job that need you to tip them just to get by.
Simple as that.

>tipping
>clapping
so retarded

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If they throw a fit about you not tipping, you kindly tell their supervisor that you will not be returning to the establishment because one of their bartenders / waiters / whatevers was very rude to you. Then you leave.

I only tip if they pour my spirit very strong, like a double

If its good srvice with a smile then i tip, one error and theres no tip ckming outta my pocket. One time this broad made a comment on the food i ordered and i tipped her one cent on the machine. Im canadian so we dont have one cent coins anymore. Anyways it was hilarious.

Its not like its a resturaunt the dumb bitch should go and get a better job

Imagine having to tip, what a pack of faggots.

Can you explain how you had to grab a beer? Is there a cooler of beer customers access, then take to the bar for a wench to open and pour it? What cuckoldery is this ?

twerking is the most uninteresting form of thottery I have ever witnessed

I'm an asian male bartender and no one ever tips me.

I know right !

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This.

You don't have to tip for this scenario

If I'm going to be coming back for more drinks I tip and then they will get me a drink as soon as they can. If I'm not then fuck it.

Walk up to the bar from the table i was at and ask for a pint which she poured in-front of me and than handed to me.

Don't be a Jewnigger. Tip at least 20%. If you're at a bar you should be throwing money around like a chad hero. Go to a bar, tear the place apart and pay way far beyond your drinks and the damages to the establishment. This is the white man's way. This is the civilised man's way,.

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I always tip a dollar a drink because I am enslaved sheeple. I feel bad when I tip under 20% unless they really sucked. Then it's like 15%

Tips are a lie, don't tip!

What kind of self serving sippycuck goes to a wenchstraunt

Yes, in America you are supposed to tip in that situation. A buck a beer would have been fine. If you want to save money then drink at home.

These American greedy bitches will leave you high and dry user.

I have tipped many of them and didn't get anything in return.

Fuck them all!

surprisingly you have a low minimum wage canada sucks

had $9 got a beer for $8 tipped $1 guy sitting at bar looked at me said thats fucked up i said thats all i had sat down and drank my beer contemplating why i spent $8 on a beer never went back to that bar

I wonder if the burgers ever get so clever as to unionize and demand at least a liveable wage

As well, I think this was engrained by Quebec culture where they'll literally shit down your neck if you don't tip

I would find the manager and tell him

what kind of cunt doesnt tip a bartender?

this is embarrassing dude are you poor

>literally
>shot down your neck

>all jobs deserve a living wage

after she bitched i gave the other bartender a 10$ tip and then left.

Here in the USA you would definitely tip the bartender

Idk about leaf country

Or you could go to normal bars where people literally just sit and talk and maybe play pool instead of rowdy joints that are just wannabe clubs

if you're not going to go back, obviously you don't have to tip. if you want other drinks or want to go back there or potentially even other bars nearby if they know anyone you're asking to get your drink spit in.

These are in short supply

I sneak my own liquor into the bar and just order cola.

yeah tell the manager so you can get bitched out again by a white knight and potentially even asked to leave

whole lot of penny-pinching jews and boomers in here

tip your bartender, they will treat/serve you better, fellow leaf

Uno: Why are you drinking at a bar? Bars suck.
Dos.: You should tip proportionatelly to service quality and quantity—the latter which explains why demanding a tip for serving a pint is beyond retarded.

>Drinking at home.

So what am I supposed to do? Drink alone in front of the computer? I go out to hopefully get laid or make out with a girl.

Have you never been to a bar? When are the gonna spit in my drink? They are making it right there.

you want a tip? Get a better job asshole thats my fucking tip. literally fuck this country

All jobs need to have a gradual wage increase rather than an immediate one in order to give the jobs time to adjust and keep companies afloat
The whole idea of "muh living wage" is meant for people who are either living with too many kids or who are just too pampered to sacrifice in their life. My grandparents rent out, and the cunt nextdoor whos renting put cable and internet in before getting money to pay the rent and I bet she would complain about muh living wage too. You aren't supposed to work in entry level jobs all your life and if you do then that's your fault

Zoomer who is retarded with money detected. Probably spend all your money on fortnite skins

Is there a problem with hyperbole?

Seriously though it's fucking awful. I was at the club in Montreal and got myself a tequila and she looked me dead in the eye and said "gratuity is not included in the cost" in a dumb Quebecois accent.

Those bars suck. They're full off boomers playing ACDC or some wannabe bikers knowing the bartender by name, hoping to be the next in line for her vagina.

Who the fuck wants to go to a quiet bar to discuss crap? It's like the faggots from /fa/ and /mu/ wanting to discuss philosophy with a hipster girl at a brewpub only to get denied.

There’s a good reason to tip - you’re bribing them to be cool to you

>been going to the same bar for years
>tip roughly 25% on average because they’re my friends
>get into a fight like two months ago
>cops called shit broken etc
>cops show up
>customers don’t say shit due to poor part of town
>bartender bro basically says it’s 100% the other guys fault and I was just defending myself
>in actuality I threw the first punch
>cameras “broken”

Tl;dr treat your bar staff right and they have your back. Also they pour 80% liquor 20% mixer so there’s that

So what kind of bar is better?

When I go to a bar, its cause im looking to get fucked up in a social setting, if you keep my drink topped off and mix me strong drinks, ill tip 30%. if you do measured pours and make my beg to keep my drink topped off I wont tip shit. The size of the tip is determined by the quality of the service. Theres already a 1200% profit on fucking well liquor.

>being this poor
You're all niggers, right?
Like big nosed poors?
I feel bad for you

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Your own home bar.

If I go to a bar I open a tab so I don't have to tip every single drink. When I get the credit card receipt I leave the tip and total areas blank, sign it, and leave. Fuck tipping. And if some scumbag bartender wants to commit fraud by forging a tip, I'll know and go straight to the police (after disputing the charge with my bank of course).

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Yoy could play video games and maybe talk to some chicks on the interweb. Than you can just like role play. Masterbation is just as fine as sex but less messy and no bitch in the morning who won't leave. As a man you should never tie yourself down

i wouldn't tip anyone who could be replaced by a darkie with down syndrome without any sort of difference in service

tipping needs to die imho

Its not about what one deserves. It is about what one desires. If the waiters want to get a decent pay for their work, then they have to demand it and be able to back their demands with appropriate action. If they think,that the way is to extort so called tips from their employers' customers... well they are free to try

Smaller clubs that aren't frat bro bars, but are also not too large where you gotta roll up in a Mercedes and get patted down by a bouncer waiting outside. Ones that allow you to get funky, but also quietly have a smoke with someone. Ones that feel clubby, but you can be casual in a tee and not have to be James Bond with a Rolex watch.

Those bars can be your Cheers bar but also your go-to disco to have a blast.

just be glad you don't live in a certain state and have gas station attendants asking for a tip when you pay in cash

literally what is the purpose of tipping? Im not paying the salaries for Schlomo Goldbergs employees. They can either ask for a raise or quit and find a different job

That's funny. In the U.S. Nigger (literal) NEVER tip. It's known and understood. That's why I can't understand why severs and bartenders ever wait on them.

A buck usually.

Lmao what? Go to the shithole in the strip mall and drink a 32oz beer for $4 and get some nice chicken wings for 8. The fuck are you larping as a 1%er? You’re no better than those peiple

This is just sad.

Protip: Most people who drink at home are depressed alcoholics. The only time you should be drinking at home is if you're throwing a party, and rarely do house parties exist, except for rich hipsters throwing rooftop parties, and celebrities having an orgy.

Tipping's retarded for food servers because there's almost no instance where a good server is going to make or break your meal unless it's a 4/5* restaurant.

At a bar on the other hand tipping allows you to
-Skip the line, the bartender will almost always go to you first. This looks especially good when you're with other people

-Get more alcohol for less money. If you start with a good tip they'll serve stronger drinks in the hopes you keep it up

-Flaunt Money (You aren't poor right?)

Your strategy should be a decent tip on the first drink, see how they respond on the next drink. And then determine future tipping from that

>Go to the shithole in the strip mall and drink a 32oz beer for $4 and get some nice chicken wings for 8. T

I'm not black.

a shitty bartender

>Go to a pub
>Pay 8$ for a bottle that they buy by the bulk for around 1-2$
>Somehow I'm supposed to also tip those faggots for doing their job
What's next? They gonna ask me 10 cents for the candle on the table? 1$ for listening to the music they are playing? How about they charge me the amount of money it costs to light up the pub while I stay there.

No, fuck that. I pay 8$ for a beer that costs 1$ at the grocery store, that is more than enough to pay your employees and your operating costs. The worst part is that they somehow expect a tip based on how much you spend. Holy shit, you bought the 16$ beer instead of the 8$ beer? Well even though I spend the same time pouring it, you gonna give me twice the tip for the "service" i gave you.

I usually tip depending on the service, and a flat rate. I usually tip 1$ for each person that is on my tab, that's it.

bar-tending is more like social scene that allows women to collect moneies as side benefits in addition to sex. It's not really a job

Was at Casino bar, got 2 drinks for friends I was with and tipped in jar the $2 in change. Then went back and another drink for myself. Bartender gave me no change for a $10. Asked him about my change.
Bartender: "You didnt tip me last time"
Me: "I did, in the jar, now please give me my change"
Bartender and I argued over this. He then called security and I asked for the manager. Manager tried to play it down. I was not having it as he took $6 from me and acted like a shitty bitch. Then manager called the video room for them to check and during that time 7 of my friends are now crowded around as well. They confirmed I did indeed tip on first trip and the bartender did not give me change.
Manager was visibly pissed backing the guy who lied and the guy still wouldnt give my $6 in change. He was told security to escort the bartender out, went behind the bar and gave me $10.

I would spit in your beer faggot

Neither am I, nor are 99% of the people I drink with.

Give $1, per serving at bar. It doesn't matter if you order 1 drink or 4, just give $1. The bartender does sound like a retard though, you shouldn't expect a tip when all your doing is pouring liquid in a cup

This is also why it's hard to get a job as a bar tender. It doesn't matter if you're skilled at your job and can make drinks on the fly. It's if they like you enough and if you're attractive enough.

Here's a cool tip. Every woman who's working behind the counter has been fucked by the other workers, especially the other girls.

Pro tip: you aren’t gonna bang your bartender. If you’re Vince Niel circa 1988 you might have a chance. Are you Vince Niel circa 1988?

>Casino bar

That explains it. Casino bars are horrible, unless it's in Reno. Vegas bars are notorious for being shady. They even hire high school girls to work them sometimes.

Bartenders are often responsible for the liability the bar carries. They also have to babysit drunk morons all night. They do more than pour, and you know it.

Chinese tourists tipped me today. I'm good.

...and I would smash the glass into your face so you can contemplate your fuckwitted sense of entitlement every time you see the scars in a mirror for the rest of your pointless life.

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>she
That's likely the problem.
And leaf is too close to their evil south neighbour, could get infected with a disease called Slavery.

You’re Canadian so that joke kinda tells itself bro

Living wage means that one doesnt die. Not cable tv, smokes, booze, etc..

But this whole '''society''' is fucked up. How come people need to work these entry level jobs. Are there enough opportunities? If not why? Too little opportunities or too many people? Why our beloved elite imports more and more people if there isnt enough already for the locals?

Tip heavy if you plan to frequent the establishment, as a way of ensuring better & priority service.

If you don't plan on coming back, $1 as a tip is a good reminder to them to get a better fucking job lmao

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glassing is a fine and longstanding Canadian tradition, jethro

>boohoo they have to babysit drunks
1. I don't get shitfaced drunk, and I ain't gonna pay him money for babysitting some other moron
2. It's his job. If he doesn't like it, he can fuck off back to school. Does he get a paycheck from the restaurant? Yes? then fuck off I don't owe you anything. No? Then you're doing volunteering and again I am under no fucking obligation to pay you because you decided to volunteer.

You catch that? I’ll say it again, you’re from Canada kill yourself

Real bars they'll do it as they hand it to you. Quit going to pussy ass TGIFridays bars you little bitch.

You always tip a dollar per drink faggot

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ooo. scathing, jethro.
no. u.