How do I get a girlfriend despite having no social life?

How do I get a girlfriend despite having no social life?

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You already know the answer to that

No I don't

You don't, doofus. Start meeting people.

Assuming you want a normal relationship with a mentally healthy person, you need a social life for that.

If you’re good looking you could meet a girl at a bar or the club, hook up and see where that goes. But good luck when she asks about your friends.

Then you're actually retarded.
Women don't want to date someone with no social life

So basically, I'm screwed.

Fuck it, suicide sounds kind of nice now

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“Woe is me”

Find an anti social girl. They're usually in dark corners online, think deviantart girl who posts about reading. Make a friend with a girl who seems shy and just be there. If you're not just looking to get your dick wet it'll pan out.

Self-pity and insults from other people make me feel better.

>Women don't want to date someone with no social life

why not?

Because dating is a social behavior.

Dating only requires 2 people

Because it makes them wonder why you have no friends in the first place, leading to negative assumptions.

Normally I'd have to agree with those digits, but most social behaviors only require two people. Would you want to be friends with someone you know can't maintain friendships? Why would you date someone you wouldn't want to be friends with.

You should be self aware to know this already, the more you ask people how to meet others it just means your socially retarded because you can’t think for yourself good luck being alone forever.

Can you guys please stop being mean

There's a ton of girls in the same boat as you. You just have to meet them somehow.

Seems like people are being reasonably civil considering how obvious the answer should be.

There's never a good excuse for rudeness

Like I said, reasonably civil. As in more civil than you'd expect. and are the only really mean posts.