Proud AF
>lesbian mothers end up raising faggot kids
What a shocker.
I wish I had such loving parents and were given the green light like that boy. I really wanted to do rhythmic gymnastics as a kid and I'm envious.
male ballet dancers are built as fuck, and you get to hang out with and toss around tite tiny ballerinas. This is a bait thread, although the twitter poster is just looking for social media brownie points over something unremarkable.
Yeah, I was going to say. Male ballet dancers are manly in 2 ways, physically and mentally. Mentally they are strong because of the stereotypes.
At least she wasn't one of those moms that think their boy is actually a girl inside and that chopping his dick and feeding him drugs will solve that.
If that kid learns how to box or fight his footwork will be great
He's sucking his first dick on Saturday.
It use to be common for NFL players to take ballet classes to improve their balance.
This
Plus they get to hang around female ballerinas with self esteem issues and great bodies all the time
I mean Russian males are the most common ballet dancer
The practiced stopped after the female dances started getting mugged and raped however.
Would also be good match up if did boxing too.
There is nothing wrong will male ballet dancers
Translation:
I tried convincing our son to go to ballet class but he insisted ballet is for girls only
So I indoctrinated him for several months in an attempt to confuse him about his sexuality and identity.
Kek, dunno but statistics.
Ballet gets a lot of shit, same with figure skating.
One Johnny Weir type makes everyone think it's gay.
Ballet is one of the highest forms of faggotry.
I know a male ballet dancer, the guy is in better shape than anyone I've ever seen in my life and pulls mad tail, he's the stud of every troupe he's with. Fuck I wish I had gotten into Ballet when I was young, I'd be great shape and surrounded by women.
why.. this thread didn't turn out so well for you, did it? you stupid cunt. top kek.
>Being Irish is one of the highest forms of faggotry
Ftfy
I had a good laugh reading that. You're alright José.
Bullfuckingshit.
>Last year my son...
>Thus began several months...
>Tonight, he goes onstage with a major ballet company...
So they had a couple months to begin and prefect the moves.
Bull Fucking Shit.
>ballerinas have self-esteem issues
This is an example of hollywood creating the false stereotype. Have you had significant contact with ballerinas? My wife took and then taught ballet for almost 25 years, and the girls i saw and interacted with in those last years reinforced that if anything they have way too high self-esteem. There's a not-unjustified mentality among girls who are serious about ballet that ballerinas are just better than other girls. And i have to agree -- the sheer discipline and pain required to hone that art is truly awe-inspiring.
And have you ever taken a group of ballerinas to a buffet after rehearsal? Those tiny, fit people will clean that place out. They go through thousands of calories in a single hell-week rehearsal night.
Lots of pro athletes take ballet, so I'm proud with her. As long as johnny plays sports.
>lesbians are either subliminally or overtly anti-male
>boy tries to act like a girl to appease lesbians
>he performs in the (((Nutcracker)))
Pottery. Tranny by 12, suicide by 24. Johnny I hardly knew ye.
What a coincidence haha
And people who overtly raise their children "without pushing gender norms on them" always have sons that want to wear dresses
The coincidences, man!
Of course men can do ballet. He'll have to be strong enough to lift his partner directly over his head. And if he can resist the urge to suck dick long enough, he might even fuck one of those rail thin flexible ballerina when he's older.
>not being so secure in masculinity you wear a miniskirt around to cause permanent mental scarring via hairy legs
Respect my body and gaze on the Irish curls!
Fred Flinstone used ballet to improve his bowling.
Once everyone gets sick of all this attention whoring, we'll be seen as growing tolerant of their bullshit and will perpetuate gender politics just by not having a reaction.
Gay AF
Yas queen slay
Fucking dykes.
Burn in hell.
Men have traditionally done ballet though. This isn't new.
Blah blah blah too many words, lib
There are also male cheerleaders.
Doesn't make it any less political.
That'll really upset the fags and women though, they live for that reaction from people it makes them feel important.
Billy Elliott faggot motherfucker
Nothing can stop attention whoring as they will only get louder and more obnoxious.
Lots of gays are ripped too. Lmao the absolute state of Jow Forums, defending this crap
Of the kid wants to dance let him dance...
He will get more pussy than 99% of the incels on this board
More boys should take ballet, you get ripped and there's hot sweaty pussy everywhere. My high school gf told me I should dance because I wouldn't have to jam socks down my tights, I should have listened. ;_;
Male ballet dancers swim in pussy autismo.
Most of them are gay though, saying you must be straight because you're physically and mentally strong is homophobic AF user
> tfw my 15 year old son lost his virginity because hes a gymnast.
I got him involved at 12 because hes good at it and enjoys it, and experience with girls young will stop him from being an incel, but honestly hes too young and i feel like i led him astray, but atleast he aint gay. He used to bully kids who played minecraft when he was 10 and i'm scared my son will out-chad me.
Ballet is probably the least gay thing about that kids life considering the parents.
This. This. Fucking this. Lying dyke cunts. From zero skills and experience to a national ballet company in what, 6mos of intro? It takes at least a year or two to build the proper muscles and practice balance. Why are these disgusting cunt feminist leftists such fucking liars?
Male ballet is fine by me. Men who enter this field are extremely valuable and have great careers.
I think the Nutcracker requires a load of children who don't really dance much, basically extras, so it might be true but it's nothing to be proud of.
Cheerleading was actually an all male sport until people got it in their heads that it was feminine and now it's all female. Despite men being the optimal choice if you want to launch a woman directly into the air.
Ballet on the other hand requires a jacked dude to lift and twirl the otherwise tiny ballerina up and around. You don't get into ballet as a male think. It's pretty much required that you be built like Chad. It's only political in that you're making it political.
In short you're ceding ground unnecessarily to people that would love to pretend they're subverting le expectations by having ballerinos or male nurse or male actors playing women despite the sex dichotomy in those fields being a more recent flip.
I think she was just complimenting you on your man hose. She would have been jealous if you actually did dance.
>Took his first class last year
>One year later he is in a major ballet company
>He is performing The Nutcracker
Bring raised by a ballet fan, this bitch is lying her ass out.
Making your entire identity based around having your son do it is new and really creepy.
I feel like making a movie about an adopted boy who wants to be a heavy-weight boxer, but his 2 moms keep forcing him to do ballet.
I've got it conceptualized already. Can someone help me with the title?
Now that I think about it. Female cheerleaders are distracting, male cheerleading could improve your spirit in a battle.
You are probably right
There’s literally nothing wrong with a man being able to dance. It’s a physical activity, and women love it. In fact I blame faggots for ruining the idea of men dancing. They had to ruin a good thing by cranking the degeneracy up to max
Arnold did it to help his posing
Some NHL players take figure skating courses too. NHL players are generally pretty top tier alphas though, so they wouldn't care.
Well yeah, but it was still good advice.
Based
Ballet isn't gay, it's the height of European cultural dance.
only insecure little farts feel the need to bully others
congratz you raised a twat
Fuck this board and it's dance team faggotry.
Learn to throw a curveball and use tools you fucking bitches.
But muh male cheerleaders!
KYS
t. Minecraft playing pufta
There’s nothing wrong with this besides the mother being an attention whoring cunt. Prove me wrong
maybe the mother is so psycho that suddenly now her little ballerina is also psycho
Interesting history lesson. Thanks!
> It's only political in that you're making it political.
Either everything is inherently political or nothing is.
There is nothing wrong with ballet. Former republican gubernatorial candidate and certified Based Black Man Lynn Swann famously studied ballet in the offseason when he was in the NFL to improve his balance, footwork, and focus.
Intelligent people are also more empathetic and generally nerdy hobbies are also associated with intelligence. His faggot son will probably be cleaning those kids' toilets in 20 years, and it will be glorious.
wtf is going on with my pic why is the thumbnail different from the full size I haven't felt like this much of a newfaggot in a long time halp
also worth pointing out that after based Swann started swearing by ballet as a training tool other NFL players followed his lead, though it may have had something to do with the perky little white women
ballet is masculine as fuck you retard. bashing it as some homo activity doesn't conceal your closet gayness. pic related has fucked more women in a week than you will in your entire life. knows.
why couldn't you people have just stayed on reddit and facebook? why come here?
The problem isn't whether or not ballet is masculine or not.
It's the fact that it's not a viable career option.
My friend is a male ballet dancer. Best sex ever, his asshole is so tight and the ass cheeks so toned and plump.
no really though I just pulled that pic from google and I'm confused why the thumbnail is different. It came from the football hall of fame website wtf
RIP Johnny
It probably is though. Male dancers are in short supply so you probably make a good salary if you work in a major company.
Career ballerinos don't get paid much unless they are top tier. Top tier is rare.
first of all gbtr, second of all fuck your spacing, third of all, you just moved the goal posts with your viable career option horseshit. The thread is clearly talking about whether ballet is masculine or not, whether or not ballet is suitable for a young man to practice.
The answer is 100% yes, but not under these mentally ill women. The mentally ill have as much business raising children as the mentally retarded. They won't raise him as a masculine ballet performer, they'll raise him as some little twink fag. It's nothing short of child abuse, and people should be in the street rioting over two women raising a kid together. I used to be a carpenter, i've had to work a lot of peoples houses. And the fags house while clean, there's no doubt in my mind that those two people living together are absolutely fucked in head sick. Professional help cannot cure that, and the muslims are right for putting them out of their misery
Bully is a strong word, he just stopped hanging out with them and made new friends when they became autistic shut ins.
I thought wogs understood banter.
Why you on this site my guy?
Do you want your wife's son to come here as well?
Your lack of spacing makes your reply difficult to read.
But I agree, a career counselor would be better at guiding youths than lesbian parents.
alright m8 fair enough nothing wrong with that
nice to see some Jow Forumsacks actually breeding instead of jerking off to traps
>I got him involved at 12 because hes good at it and enjoys it
you got him into fucking at age 12? you absolute animal
but seriously, i had a lot of experience around women when i was young and while i'm no chad i do okay for myself, and I'm glad I had that experience. I have a lot of friends that never had experience around girls, or other kids in general, when they were kids, and it holds them back a bit. Like they're missing a building block i got and they didnt
You could say the same for any physical activity. Sports, fighting, etc. At least this one doesn't come with risk of CTE so he can still hit the books as a backup.
ballet can be very masculine
>nothing to major valley company in one year
lolno. Some one is lying.
Backup plans are never a bad thing especially if your entering an industry that's just as physically demanding.
>Things have gotten so bad we are now thankful that this lady isn't chopping off their sons balls because that is the new norm
Wew lad
If my son said that to me, I’d buy us front row seats to a UFC event. Instead this kike faggot turned him into boipucci.
'Their son' -- Laughable losers. And the degeneracy continues.
Men do ballet. Being a disingenuous fuckstain should be banned.
Nobody cares if boys dance or if they do they can safely be ignored. He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind because his friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well, they’re no friends of mine.
so gross all around
>I wish I had a daughter but my son is a decent substitute #killallmen
ooph the poor girl on the right. better lookin with her mouth closed
Been online since '89 and i'm at a comfortable tech job where i spend 90% of my day waiting for other peoples work to collate for me to sign off on, can't be fucked accessing usenet at work so this is as close as i get 8 hours a day. He probably does browse for all i know, Jow Forums has always been primarily for 14-22 year old highschool/college kids and hes not an idiot when it comes to internet stuff.
Hes been coming to the gym with me 1-2 times a week since he was 9, but hates most normal sports, probably because i never watched them with him as a kid aside from NHL (No ice in Australia).
I just want him to be comfortable in himself in moving out on his own at 18. Even if he tells me he wants to stay home for the financial benefits, i'll know if hes ready or not by then. And yeah that was my fear. I had a rough 20s figuring all this shit out i was supposed to have been learning in highschool and got lucky with a smart missus early. Just wondering if he'll rebel too hard or not but he seems to have his head screwed on.
Underrated
This place does nothing good for you. Tell him to stay on reddit or better yet go to clubs/bars.
He needs to be able to handle women easily before being 21.
>And have you ever taken a group of ballerinas to a buffet after rehearsal? Those tiny, fit people will clean that place out. They go through thousands of calories in a single hell-week rehearsal night.
imagine their tiny bodies straining to push out enormous turds, coach probably has to help them by getting in there with lubed up fingers to clear out the doody