Why the fuck are people willingly buying these "smart" devices...

The fuck does that have to do with surveillance devices? They've made waterproof speakers since the 80's you stupid fuck

They are unbad proles.

Facebook is still absolutely required.

you just wait until one of us gets that database access

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I hear the following from normies:
Its a novel toy
Plus
>The government is already spying on me why should this matter
>I dont have anything to hide lol

And radios don't exist

What I don't understand is what the fuck are they useful for
I can do everything these things do with my smartphone

Its about yelling randomly and getting an answer
No typing or critical thoughts required!

the smart device takes the role of pack leader the goyim need this for validation and guidance this is why they are goyim

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Or sticking your head out the window to figure out what kind of weather it is, and probably will be during the rest of the day.

it literally becomes your brain
look what spell check and auto correct has done to people
they can no longer fucking spell anything

your phone does the same shit. just without the "make me fatter" features.

Because we want advertisements that don't look like advertisements.

That's really it.

It's all so fucking stupid.

To be fair I have always had difficulties spelling things in school. I think I am improving despite auto correct existing.

>2019
>falling for the home jew

>War is peace
>Freedom is slavery
>Ignorance is strength

You can turn off and on the lights with them which doesn't seem like a big deal but when you have your hands full or are vigorously fapping and need that little extra external stimulus to cum, it's pretty nice to have.

You are quite sad.

>What are privacy rights?

>he doesn't carry his own personal tracking device everywhere he goes

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Great point fucking but some of us don't have those or take steps to neuter the surveilance capacity of what we do have. Fucking retarddit trash.

>I have always had difficulties spelling things
low cognitive ability detected
its not your fault though, it is pure luck
life isn't fair so i suppose you need your crtuches

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Isolation is bad for you:
48laws-of-power.blogspot.com/2011/05/law-18-do-not-build-fortresses-to.html

>What are privacy rights?
A joke to fool gullible people like yourself.

I've been doing fine without one.

accurate post

he doesn't build Faraday cages for his devices when they are not in use

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Yeah, it would be dangerous to let people be alone with their thoughts. They might find God instead of vapid consumerism

BTW remember xbox one reveal "always on, always online, dont work without kinect 2" controversy?
It used voice controls and camera, was basically this "smart device" thing, but released earlier and for free(supplied with gaming console). And everyone went assmad about it.
And now smart speakers appear, you have to buy them separately - and people are eager to buy and happy to use them.
What a weird world.

I dunno. I got a phone... Does all the same shit. Spies on me just the same. I'm sure whoever is listening knows that everything I post on here is satire though.

Its not my fault
Mmmmmm democrat gibs
Tasty

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papa johns is over priced

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Until the day satire becomes illegal for whatever made up reason.

>They might find God

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I need it for:

Unironic Baby boomer memes
Bear and animal sanctuary updates
Pics Kpop girls because i dont have a Korean SSID to sign up for NAVER
Rallies in my state capital I can do some irl trolling

because they're...stupid?

> Facebook is still absolutely required.
No. I haven't had a Facebook account since the platform opened to the public. Doing just fine.

Because we gotta tread water with corporations to get innovative products

I'm fucking over it but sometimes you gotta bite the bullet to get good shit

But is objectively the best pizza till they kicked /ourguy/ Papa John from the company
Tip harder faggot

And I forgot, Facebook Marketplace. It's the only place where I can buy breast milk.

>>What are privacy rights?

That thing you wave by signing the license agreement during installation.

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even going for a walk alone, was a sign of a conspirator, a free-thinker...

>le Tip maymay
you're programmed quite well i see
perhaps i'll ride you like a horse my poor little brainlet
yeah you'll make a useful tool

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>he doesn't buy faraday cages on Amazon.
They are really nice if I can't be assed to turn on airplane mode.

amazon.com/Faraday-Blocking-Keyless-Antitheft-Protector/dp/B077XTMHZW/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1545839578&sr=8-3&keywords=faraday cage

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>>But is objectively the best pizza
their sauces are the only thing they have going for them, their garlic sauce is the best....but
dominos has improved so much, and has a much wider selection of toppings & styles
and cheaper, especially when i just use hacked accounts and their stupid point system to get free pizzas every week

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>airplane mode.
>believing this is isn't backdoored as fuck

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Blockchain adoption shows other wise you kike loving cuck faggot

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If it is, then that is why you buy a faraday cage.

I've been off Facebook for years

>mass produced things can be trusted
i build my own, and they are bigger than a fucking phone pouch
can you even test the phone once its in that tiny pouch, probably not, hmmmm

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why did people buy dishwashers when they could wash their own dishes by hand?
clothes washing machines?
Cars?

Society now worships technology

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Sadly yes. If you really cared you'd go full Stallman and never go near a cellphone, never pay with anything other than cash, and browse the web by doing http fetches redirected to your encrypted email address.

>How to steal a modern car
>get a fob for the brand/model you want to steal
>stand next to car
>hold lock and unlock buttons ant the same time (you may need to do this when the owner is using their fob to intercept the signal but that depends on the specific car)
>car and fob sync up
Congraturation, you can now open a car that isn't yours!

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Yeah... you get someone to fucking call the phone you dumbass brainlet nigger.

>Le enlightened athiest meme
Yeah you can kindly fuck off.

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I know Jow Forums isn't ground Central for elite socialites, but come on.

>as if that proves total protection
okay

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This unironically. You're a brainlet or a criminal if you complain about government surveillance.

>elite socialites
>facebook
fucking lol

Because some people simply don't care if people know what they're doing. I don't have one of those, but that's only because it promotes laziness and I'd probably end up not using it after a couple weeks. However I couldn't care less if some amazon or google algorithm is scanning my conversation and searches for keywords and shit.

Only way I can stay in touch with numerous amount of people without being that asshole who sends phone text blasts to everybody

or you can just use a laptop or even a phone
just wait until self driving is a big thing, going to be real fun
planes can probably already be hacked like drones

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Alexa does none of those things. Are you retarded?

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t. ultra brainlet who spent the last 8 years of the obama presidency whining about how the government was coming to take his guns and will start doing it again the zeptosecond trump leaves office

My ex got one for our 6 year year old. Apparently that was appropriate for Christmans, but "no toys allowed" this year.

>ooga booga god made humans muh book said so
if there is a god, hes the creator of the universe only & probably gives zero fucks about humans specifically

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>Bragging about being this much of a tin foil
Several things here pal
1) Your cell phone can still record audio/video/GYRO+INS while inside a pouch of any sort and the second you bring it out of your pouch it can start uploading. If you were concerned about security you would be putting it in a hard sided digital evidence collection case and carrying that around with you or you would be using burners OR HECK EVEN NO PHONE! Crazy, I know.
2) The second your cell drops off the towers it is timed and logged in the BTS log which is easily searchable. That alone can be evidence used to obtain a warrant and execute a search
>Means: Suspect has a car to transport him around
>Motive: Suspect didnt like person Y
>Opportunity: Person Y is 12.5mi from suspects house, suspects cell phone suspiciously dropped off at 8:00am on the date of Person Y's murder and only returned to the network 6 hours later.
If youre worried about being le sneaky sneak man your phone should be left completely on and unmodified in a place that doesnt deviate from your standardized schedule (READ: AT HOME PLUGGED IN ON YOUR DESK)

Kinda depends on what they are doing with said information about you doesn't it?

Funny how mad everyone got and swore to boycott the xboner, but then forgot about it when Microsoft were forced to change and bought it anyway.

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they certainly wont change laws or use the information as blackmail to control you if you try to reach political or elite status, that we know for sure right user

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I like taking my Alexa to the bath with me and putting it under the water, makes the funniest sounds

maybe don't harass government workers and you wont have to find out

What do you mean? I'm not harassing anyone nor do i plan to do so.

This. Use devices to create alibis. You can game the system.

Actually disregarding the moral issues which are also debatable it creates an incredibly large power differential. Guns in civilian hands are power but but lets be honest whoever controls the info gathering of the world needs to be led by the most morally upright of individuals. Their power is incredible. They could for whatever reason put a single person behind bars forever with somewhat little effort. They could detect and squash larger groups of people planning actions. Kind of like Moore's law, their power and capability will only increase with time.

Not everyone experiences delusions of grandeur.
Do you think I’m in my house asking Alexa to teach me how to make bombs? Or how to transport a truck full of meth across the boarder?
If you think the powers that be have enough man power to spy on every Tom, Dick, and Harry every time they want a recipe, well then you’ve definitely seen too many Jow Forums memes

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they are NPCs
then you probably have a smart phone as well

thats right user, drown that fucking AI

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because they are marketed to dumb people as "smart" and "practical".

>If you think the powers that be have enough man power to spy on every Tom, Dick, and Harry every time they want a recipe, well then you’ve definitely seen too many Jow Forums memes
If you think the powers that be don’t have the computational resources to scan and flag everything, your not paranoid enough.

With a laptop you can really fuck with someones car like disabling the brakes while they are driving or use the collision avoidance to steer them into oncoming traffic while acclerating.

Also the car will have a smorgasbord of evidence for forensics to use when they dump logs from the telematics and HID.

People are already hacking shipping containers and rebalancing the ships by changing load location thus causing the ships to fucking sink after leaving the port. Shits crazy

5 Dangers That Isolation Brings

1. You lose contact with the sources of your power.
>I am my source of power.

2. You lose your ear for what is happening around you.
>Only the things that have no effect on my life.

3. You lose your sense of proportion.
>This statement is so vague that it's basically meaningless.

4. You cut yourself off from the kind of knowledge on which your life depends.
>Life does not depend on knowledge of things occurring outside your day to day life. Life does not require internet, it does not require radio, it does not require television, it does not even require speaking to other people.

5. You cannot hear what is happening around you, including the plots against you.
All that matters is if you come on to my property uninvited you're not going to have a good time. Everything outside of that is rather irrelevant for survival.

You're a retard. What they have is mass data collection. They have created a situation where they can hover over your fucking post right click, left click and tada they have transcripts of everything you have said around any kind of device. They could pull up where you go and what you do physically or on the internet. They know your capabilities, where you went to school, your jobs. I bet they have some kind of algorithm that matches your writing and tells them what a retard you are. If I were a betting man I'd say they have ai or quantum computing working with this massive amount of data. Projecting, creating plans, controlling. I believe the whole process can be incredibly passive.

Its not just that its the value of realtime vs delayed information. You as a surveillance target are very low priority for information digestion. Nobody ITT is a drug kingpin or someone extremely high on the radar despite what /x/ schitzos will say. Thus information absorption can occur at the pace the government finds convenient. If they were interested in your real time movements they would just assign a surveillance team to you in the first place. The illusion that the government is interested specifically you and has a team of elite agents watching you is exactly that, an illusion. Instead the entire system works on triggers. Words you say, actions you make, risk levels, your job, etc. All of this data is absorbed slowly and allows threat classification, this is why intel services frequently miss acts of violence like mass shootings and trucks of peace.
Not to mention all sorts of ALPR and other external surveillance establishing your route. Its pretty easy to trace a car's path through a city but that is only accomplished with an initial warrant which is something cell fuckery can provide.
>With a laptop you can really fuck with someones car like disabling the brakes while they are driving or use the collision avoidance to steer them into oncoming traffic while accelerating.
This depends highly on the connectivity of the car

Citation needed

>People are already hacking shipping containers and rebalancing the ships by changing load location thus causing the ships to fucking sink after leaving the port. Shits crazy
Yeah those Ellingson tankers got FUCKED up