I got a 23andme kit as a christmas gift...

I got a 23andme kit as a christmas gift. I don't want to be rude and not use it as they'll soon ask me what results i got, but i don't want to give up my DNA to the oven dodgers either.

what do?

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Give it to a friend to use.
I’m mad my sister used one. Her dna is too close to mine.

anyone who wants your DNA already has it

send it back with your dogs DNA and see what you get as a response.

Why would anyone give you a 23andme kit for christmas unless you're a mutt?

There's no reason to be shy about it, user.
I know people who don't want their DNA tested, there's no shame in it. Just tell them why.

100% Jewish

What do ?

Gather your family and tell them you are ready to announce genetic kit results ,

Then when they all there foll them and falsely admit you're a homosexual

Tell your parents next week to NEVER ask your dna checked again.

Also stay homosexual, after that since with such a what do op, you dont deserve any woman.

KEK
do this

tell them you don’t feel comfortable giving your dna to megacorporations. no need to be autistic about it.

Tell your family that they are a bunch of fools for paying to give their genetic information to a shady company and never think of doing something like that again.

The semen sample is going to be fun.

i remember reading the clintons specifically make sure they don't leave any potential traces of DNA wherever they travel

based, but my doggo died last year

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your dna has likely been given up already by a family member who has used the kit.

They need a semen sample?

It's better to send one just in case they do, rather than not send one and find out that they needed it.

I thought my consideration for people who used (((23andme))) couldn't go any lower...

>i remember reading the clintons specifically make sure they don't leave any potential traces of DNA wherever they travel
I remember the big fuss when Shkreli said he had Hillary's DNA, it's the main reason he's in prison

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Yes goy it is futile don’t bother resisting

Refund it.