Coffee

Coffee.

Stimulant for the weak-minded or a redpilled, healthy beverage?

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I've seen people depend on it like slaves and I've seen others enjoy it casually. It just depends I guess.

everyone on this website is fucking sad and pathetic

Wrong board. Go back to /ck/ you fucking mongoloid

I think it's really bad. It gives people the drug addict mentality.
>hurr durr sorry about my SHIT PERSONALITY it must be my caffeine saturation levels

this aint no tiramisu you don't cook a coffee dude

Yes you do. Making coffee is technically a form of cooking.

>t. meme flag

contribute to the discussion or away to fap in self-pity, nonce

My parents are staying with me for the holidays and they bought a coffee machine for my apartment even though I don’t drink coffee
Every fucking morning those boomers start that loud ass machine up and the asinine noises it makes grinding up the beans wakes me up in the most unpleasant way
Fuck boomers and fuck coffee
By buying coffee you are supporting 3rd world shitskin economies

this thread should be on /x/ or Jow Forums, not /ck/.

I guess we can compartmentalise all we want but OP has clearly decided that this is a political issue. oh well!

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>your parents don't know how to boil a kettle and run some hot water through some beans

Coffee if great know to prevent liver problems and certain cancera

Leave it to boomers to buy unnecessary gadgets for the home and spend money where they really don’t need to

so many gets

czeched

now a get thread

as long as you keep a healthy dose, morning coffee is a great way to kick off a day
if you are one of those coffee worshiping faggots, i have bad news for you...

Literally who the fuck cares
You probably won’t get cancer anyway, and coffee allows 3rd world niggers to make money so you really shouldn’t buy it

hahahaa true

black is the only way to drink it.

haha

security cameras? dash cams? naw how about an ALEXA

it's really all so tiring.

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If you're not using a coffee press and organic whole beans, you shouldn't even get out of bed in the morning.

Eat a dick you fucking fruitcake

Word of Wisdom

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woah what a coincidence! I was bothering my dad about buying security cameras since the last two break-ins. I even offered to pay for them. but nope, he's called the electrician to install a new tv in his bedroom. we already have 4 tvs in the house.

the boomer consumer attitude is so shit, it really pains me.

redpilled and baste, as long as you drink it straight and use high quality beans.(((pre-ground))) is shit, filled with cut and dye. You better be grinding your own beans, A-non.

>and certain cancer
Strange since coffee is acidic and usually the first thing people ingest each day, making it a bad start if you don't keep your body in an alkaline state..

Test

Rather wake up smoke a bowl and get high than feel “awake” and have to shit .

dont know why but i laughed pretty hard at this post

based german bro

tell those boomers to fuck off

You first cucked faggot.

it's good, it helps you work harder

You need better coffee user. goto a non starbucks shop that roasts their own beans and have them grind em for ya.

> weak willed statement
> leaf
everything looks fine

>cucked
Rich coming from canada

>bongs think instant coffee is coffee
stfu teafag. Only coffee countries have meaningful opinions on coffee matters.

is correct. Westerners have been drinking coffee during the same period of time that we btfo the earth. It's a mental stimulant. Use wisely.

Coffee is pretty based in moderation. The men who built America were running on Coffee, the revolution was discussed in Coffee houses.

Good for focus, but it can fuck you up if you drink it too often.

Go prep your bull idiot.
I'm not here to throw shit like the fucking monkey you are.

>prevent liver
mostly because the caffeine stimulates the gall bladder into releasing gallstones

if you dont have a cigarette with your coffee in the morning youre a low test beta male

i dont think brewing is the same as cooking

Drinking instant coffee is a sign of 3rd world mentality. Even in the biggest coffee producing countries , instant coffee is first choice.

>smoking
Good goyim.

both of you cucks shut up and tickle my scrotum.

You Finns are the biggest coffee consumers. It's bad and you should consider staying away from it. It develops a hammering addiction and you won't be able to start a normal day without consuming it. Allthought, it's an effective way to endure the cold.

I've learned 2 things about /poal over the years. You guys don't know shit about hand to hand combat or coffee.

Coffee is a muslim invention so I don't drink it on principle. Don't eat kebabs either.

good goy, keep it up!

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Everything on moderation.

tastes like shit
makes your breath smell ike shit
makes your teeth look like shit
makes you feel like shit

no thanks

i said beans, not granules, you burger-brained fuck. coffee is exclusively not that instant shit

why is Jow Forums so fucking cringe??

If you metabolize it quickly it effectively isn't even a drug.

>go prep your bull
I’m not the one spending money on nigger beans just because i’m too weak to wake up in the morning

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That's not how we drink coffee in the USA, people often make a pot (12 cups), and drink coffee for the first few hours of waking.

"needing" coffee is a joke you retard, congratulations on your autism.

There is always a fine line between doing certain things because you enjoy them, and being a bugman.
It's okay to drink coffee, drink alcohol, smoke cigars, or any other vices like that. However, these things are not hobbies. They are quiet, gentle vices when enjoyed properly. It is not okay to be a complete consumerist snob who spends an inordinate amount of money on these things because you have nothing meaningful in your life.
>I need a caffeine hit!
>Yeah, I'm kind of a "wine snob"
>I read magazines about smoking cigars
All of this is gay and needs to stop.

>use high quality beans
this guy (((knows his coffee)))

Maybe if you worked a bit harder you would.

show your flag mongrel

>tfw coffee shit

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Same. It's a nice treat every now and then if you actually get the good stuff, but it's the people who have an addiction who end up buying the cheap Folgers shit because it's affordable.

I have heard people say that coffee is disgusting, and I know they have never tried gourmet Costa Rica or Guatemalan coffee. Same people who think all alcohol is the same because they stole a Miller Lite from their dad's fridge or some tequila from his shelf and thinks those are representations of the entire medium.

Coffee raises cortisol levels and by extension, insulin resistance. Thoughts?

I don't like it. Makes my pee smell bad.

You know what, I'm actually going to revise this.
It can be a hobby to brew your own alcohol or coffee or make your own cigars or something like that. What makes it a hobby is that it's creative, it's active, you're actually CREATING. You're actually adding something into the world which didn't exist before, and enjoying the fruits of your own labor.
But BUYING THINGS is not a hobby. Simply purchasing coffee, alcohol, and tobacco is not itself a hobby, because it's PASSIVE, it's RECEPTIVE. You're not doing anything, you're just taking what you're being given. It's decadent.

>that coffee piss smell

they all have the same ethanol taste

very political thread
fuck off to

There are no scientific studies clearly linking coffee to illness or similar. Correlation is not causation.

Isn't this still in contention. I've seen studies where it decreases insulin resistance and also helps to reduce problems with fat build up in the liver.

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This topic wasn't about smoking, leaf

>pic related

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Dumb fuck

Hahaha

Coffee is based, energy drinks are a meme and fuck up your teeth

Infusion

Because your pee smells good when you don't drink coffee?

Coffee pills.

>not stocking up on dozens of containers of Folgers in your surivival bunker for when DOTR kicks off

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How about collecting? You can be a, say a collector of high quality scotch.

oy vey yes goyim. That will be 50 shekels.

Dunno. I've heard a lot of debated things across the years. What I'm certain of is the harm excess carb and processed sugar intake can do to a person, more than one person have said coffee in moderation. Some have even said grains, legumes, and potatoes damage the body

The only reason why I think that can be non-decadent is if it has a connection to history. For example, my dad has a small connection of old wines. And I wouldn't call anyone who collects historical artifacts decadent.
I think it's different for collecting something which is associated with history and tradition, and collecting things associated with "nerd culture" like toys or DVD box sets.

Well.

A while ago I went to the counter and asked for a 'Coffee. Black.' Just like in the movies.
The person at the counter said to me 'Sorry we're no longer serving coffee...'

:(

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I didn’t drink it until age 30, started to drink it last year and got hooked within a few weeks. Stay away from it, it’s an evil drug.

I hope I can manage to go back to my Russian tea I have been drinking since I was 5yrs old.

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Coffee is a mainstream gateway drug.