BREAKING: DOW IS UP 1,000 POINTS. LIBTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>4th quarter numbers not even in yet

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Your mom sounded like a dying cat when she bounced in my dick.

Get ready for violent swings in both directions. This is classic pre crash market behavior.

Let the melt up begin. Buy in now and cash out before about 2 years for serious profit. But be aware of the next set of signs of collapse because it will happen suddenly and wipe out 50% or more of all stock value.

Thanks obama

Holy shit that's actually completely fucked. Crash like you've never seen it incoming.

Kek

So now that its going up, that means its obamas economy

Obama's economy is back!

life comes at you pretty fucking fast. the largest dow point gain ever.

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This. It will be Dow 11,000 by the end of 2020

>tfw libtards hate America so much they want the economy to crash to make Trump look bad

Cry more libtard

This, Obama's economy is just fixing Drumpf's mistake.

Nasdaq went up 5.8 percent is today's session

nope that's Deutsche bank

yeah it definitely makes sense that the DOW would grow 5% in a single day

believe me goyim

this is fine

Not a liberal. Bush and Obama created this fucking mess. The markets will crash and trump will be blamed. This shit is rigged to the hilt and there is nothing the little goyim can do about it.

Orange man BTFO by based obama again. How can orange Mussolini ever recover

Look at percentages, not points you uneducated mongoloids

>tfw Trump just got the Ark of the Covenant from Iraq
>tfw he used its powers to boost the markets
>tfw next he will unlock stage II

THIS IS BRUUMMMPPPFFFFFF'S FAULT, WAIT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Well the goyim can always die for(((( their ))) $$ interest

Based and redpilled

I'm sure you are completely unqualified to claim that. I'm sure you're talking out your ass.

Because this makes total sense! The markets aren't rigged, goy. Invest your sheckles in the jew market!
>hand rubbing intensifies

>extreme volatility and rapid, day by day changes in the stock market

The obvious signs of a healthy economy. Have fun crashing to 20k tomorrow and skyrocketing to 25k on Friday.

Just yesterday the media went all out and completely embarrassed themselves again

>Trump is destroying the stock market, it is going down and will never go up again
>market proceeds to rise more in one day than ever in history

>Trump hates the troops and refuses to ever visit them
>Trump conducts visit to troops in Iraq that was planned long in advance

I mean Christ Almighty, how do they manage to repeatedly BTFO themselves?

>dow down
JEWS!
>dow up
TRUMP WINNING!

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Hilarious...the dumbest people on earth are MAGATARDS. So easily led. Prepare your anuses for dry insertion and depression. It’s coming.

>dow down
DRUMPF
>dow up
........................

I havent got into economics yet, but i assume that this signals good things to come; am i retarded or correct?

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Retarded

everyone is a partisan hack

Thank you user.

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Not surprising given the news that this was the best Christmas in six years.

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there it is.

>largest single day gain ever

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based and mompilled

and any one who wasted money in the dow walked away without even 3% gains

mean while any one who dumped it into eternal token got 40%+ gains

coinmarketcap.com

you see market volume doesnt save you when gains are so low. but hey your still down for the year. its still a recession. it doesnt matter where it was in 2017 its all about 2018 and your going to end lower than 26k within 3 business days resulting in negative growth for the dow for the year aka erasing a entire years worth of growth

Markets are prediction meters for the future...not the past or present. The next two years look rough. The dead cat bounce is predictable (which is why it has a name), the afterglow will soon go away and reality will once again confront the markets and doom and gloom will prevail.

They are a suicide cult, they are actively working towards their own extinction

Hello, centrist!

Wow, where are all the faggot doomers graphposting now? Remember, you'll never see the real crash coming. Everything else is just noise.

>inb4 20k 2morrow

screencap this

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Is there anyone on the planet who doesn't think they are an expert on the stock market? Nothing brings out the know-it-all boomers like a good stock market happening.

> t. An actual retard.

I want the economy to collapse so that no more Africans want to move here

the fuck is going on is the fed on Trumps side or not?!

unclear

This is a predictable and common event in stocks, I'd like to hear your reasoning why you think it's retarded

>no one predicted +1,000

So if I invested 22k in an indexed fund I could have made 1000 bucks in one day!?

We still have fat whitetrash women and clean water even in a depression

Fed is on the jews' side but the jews now have a gun pointed at their head so they're going o-oyyy and playing along.

>This is a predictable and common event in stocks, I'd like to hear your reasoning why you think it's retarded
Stocks.
Individual stocks.
Not the entire market.

I know you read the dead cat bounce on reddit and it made you feel smart but...

BUY PHYSICAL BARS OF GOLD AND SILVER THEY SAID

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What the fuck is going on? One way it tanks, the other it explodes. Can someone with a basic understanding of economics explain this?

Obama's just messing with Trump.

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Literally all this.

Inb4 retards and mutts shout "Libtard"

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this is just the new norm, we're also dealing with larger numbers so naturally there will appear to be bigger swings in trading. Computer programs selling on technicals that don't lineup with human tendencies. The market, now more than ever is for people with a stomach.

lol, this market is swinging like fucking crypto shit coins. What the hell is going on?

not tomorrow

The exact thing happened in january to crypto and all the same retard were saying the same thing as you.

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crash comes soon

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Jews wan't to stack away money in stocks as quickly as they can before the tax year ends.

>looks at the bitcoin chart does a 360 and walks away

The best thing about bitcoin is everyone I hate lost a lot of money.

Dead cat bounce, real crash is in the Spring

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5 days. FIVE FUCKING DAYS. We need more than 1k points to gain back anything close to where we were on Jan 1.

Pathetic.

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We crypto now

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>lol, this market is swinging like fucking crypto shit coins. What the hell is going on?

The sun on the meadow is summery warm
The stag in the forest runs free
But gathered together to greet the storm
Tomorrow belongs to me

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Nobody actually knows. Anybody who claims to know is delusional or a liar.

damn Christmas shopping must have been huge, i bought some nice gifts this year, did you anons buy a gift and boost the trump economy?

Nice

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I spent almost $2k on christmas this year for my family, gf, friends, food, party favors, etc. Years past I barely reached $500. It's been a good year for me, so, shrug.

>> does a 360 and walks away.
What a fucking retard/

Everytime I see a post like this I'm torn between believing it's an actual newfag or next level meta shitposting.

I don't blame Trump if the economy goes down the shitter I blame (((the fed))) but these gains don't mean anything good. It's all way too damn sporadic

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Some poorfag sold at the bottom on Monday despite his financial advisor on his knees begging him not to.

the market is a bunch of individual stocks

Are you new or a masterbaiter?

obama's economy is dead, long live trump's economy!

Bull.
Trap.

When it goes up we’re in Obama’s economy stupid
When it goes down it’s due entirely to trumps incompetence
Easy to understand formula

POO
O
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THANK YOU OBAMA!!