What's the most fun and interesting way to kill myself ≈w≈
What's the most fun and interesting way to kill myself ≈w≈
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Please don't, desu.
Y not tho
Like, idk if I can get thru these next few years, I'm losing my sanity already, memory loss and declining mental ability in almost every aspect, probably schitzofrenic except for the fact that I'm aware of it, only talk to my boyfriend and I'm about to lose him to suicide whether or not I do it first, everyone else thinks I'm deranged, I fucking am huh
Yeah I'd rather die, life's always been torture
26 people close to me dead
35+ time I tried to kill myself but something always fucking goes wrong
I freeze up in panic, it hurts too much and I'm a weakling, pass out and wake up fucking unharmed
>35+ Times
So tell me more about what you need attention so badly for??
Mans nobody knows about em I just spilled all this shit b/c I'm anonymous and just starting typing
Find Jesus and a mental hospital please.
Old age, after a full and adventure-filled life
Lots of std and drugs.
Make a comic monologue in a public place, when you finish and wait for applause take a lot of pills really quick.
>I see your mental health is really weak, have you considered believing in the magical zombie who is his own father?
Thank you so much
Hire a hitman off the darknet to kill you
>What's the most fun and interesting way to kill myself ≈w≈
First go to college, graduate with a good diploma, get a job, work hard and be respected by your boss and your coworkers, find a wife, have kids, be a family man, grow old. Then when you get old enough, you will eventually start to get heart problems and will probably die eventually. That'll show those fuckers. They'll probably have a big funeral and be all heartbroken and cry about how much they loved you, never realizing that it was all part of your master plan.
Go to Iraq and fight isis. People will actually give a shit about you.
Go to mexico
how does this work? how do you access it? not op but want to hire someone to kill me would they do it?
Ok, listen. Make a rope (noose) by using wire, get a glue and chair. Attach the rope to the highest point you could reach, put your head inside but don't jump immediately, glue your hands to the temples. If everything is successful, you'll look like your tore your head off.
No. It's a myth. But if you want to pay irl hitman it will probably cost around 15 grand.
I've thought about this myself for a long time and here's the most ironical and less painful way to go :
Step 1 : Travel across the world
Step 2 : Stop when you've found a girl and marry her, get a house and have kids
Step 3 : Wait until you die of old age
Op is a gay tranny faggot tho
I think about driving cross country blowing my life savings on shit small town diner food, reach that promised land the West Coast, then drive off a pier in East LA.
It would be like a movie
Join an Algerian shotgun marching band.
This
You dont even know how to drive retard
Get a yuge loan and do cocaine and hookers till you overdose, not like you'll have to pay it back