Jow Forums MBTI thread

Yes I like to wörk, nothing wrong with that. Also post your results and say 3 things you like about your type

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MBTI is gay

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>tfw INTP austist and not INTJ master race

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It's accurate though, your opinion shall be declared halal

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yes.

ESTP here. Are you also gay? How does that work in the Saud Empire? Did you let your mother learn to drive?

ENTP is master race
Only ones that can beat jews, because we are jews

INTP. My cousins decided I'm actually an AI on Christmas.

yea

INFP
I never asked for the feels.

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>TFW ISTP
>TFW feel like I don't fit in anywhere
>TFW don't think I was supposed to make it this far
>TFW feels like I should've been vaporized by an artillery shell on the other side of the globe in some third world war that didn't happen in this timeline

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ISTP is masterrace

>confident, yet avoidant (Chad)
>naturally driven to sport
>manly
>masculine
>strong jaw
>see through fefees with facts and logic
>crafters, put theories into praxis
>intelligent, yet not autism tier

Dude same

Start lifting it really makes this combination god tier, you won't have to force yourself going up to people, people will come up to you!

Team INTP Autism Special Forces checking in.

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F for oldraster

I do lift already. As I'm typing this, my calves are aching from leg day.

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Atleast you're cool and don't see yourself as superior and hate others for their opinions like INTJs (Jews)

They literally treat others like dumb cattle!

Tfw no ENTJ brothers to talk to, ever

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INTJ here
genuinely how I think all the time
and the normies around me have NO idea
>be me
>be intj
>weasel my way into my fraternity's (((treasurer))) position
>girlfriend is also INTJ(according to test? who fuckin knows though)
>also weaseled her way into her sorority's (((treasurer))) position
>jointly control $2m+ of chapter funds
>"you can invest it how you like, just make sure you get returns"
>funnel money into my own software business as adspend/paying for devs that are better than me
>slowly give back a fraction of my profits
>meanwhile making mad money off frat guy's dues
i am now the jew.

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Imagine literally not being ENTJ

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Non-INTJs are inferior though. INTJ's are the acien regime aristocrats. Jews aren't INTJ.

Well lifting can only help so much, but even though I like being independent and free, I love giving advixe and solving peoples problems, because I can structure their thoughts and find a practical solution

Describe yourself, the typical ISTP and a typical day of yours. Thx.

>see yourself as superior and hate others for their opinions like INTJs (Jews)
Guilty as fuck

Giving you a (u) because I got the feels wave too

>t. INTJ

Nice try, but you guys have a superiority complex. I (ISTP) judge people by their actions and thoughts, not by their status or whatever you use to see others as inferior...

Holy shit how do you know me so well. But let's be honest here. Most humans are just dumb cattle that are easy to predict.

friendly reminder that mbti are just horoscopes for people who think they are too smart for horoscopes
also it was made by 2 jewish cat ladies in the 30s

ENTJ.
I can easily make friends, I have never been single for more than two weeks ever since I was 16, every job I've been into people (including the boss) love me even if I don't do much work, meanwhile there are what I assume to be INTPs and INTJs working their ass off all day for years on end and then getting fired cause no one likes them lol

>Wake up around 6
>Chat with dad
>Hose down for work at 7
>Be at work for 8
>Off at 4:30
>Head to gym until 7-8ish depending on how busy it is
>Head home
>Eat dinner around 9ish
>Shitpost on Jow Forums until 11-midnightish

Quand on fait un screencap, on met des cils drôles pour avoir des grands, heureux moments, Pierre.

Man I really feel so “different“ being ISTP. Describe your ISTP behaviour pls

>be me
>listen to group
>analyze situation
>give straightforward, bland solution
>everyone offended, tells me to have more empathy
>tfw

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Being a cunt has nothing to do with being INTJ

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Yes and I see dumb actions daily too, mostly driven by emotions and feelings. The difference is that I still believe that they habe their uses, and smart things to say/ ideas from time to time. They also can often comfort people way better than me

Based on Jung, do the test and elaborate what fits and what is off

I judge others by their actions and thoughts too, and they disgust me. I'm status blind. I actually just got INTP so I change my mind, INTP is superior.

It has everything to do with it, cuz superiority complex

For me preparing food takes so much time... What do you like to make? I love Chili con Carne!

They are fucking pains in the ass when they get angry.
I was very good friends with one and because he had millions and millions of dollars from business, I think the years spent in the big end of town surrounded by snakes wanting to fuck him over made him think everybody around him was doing the same.
I'm INFP, I don't have the personality, attention span or even enough fucking intelligence to mastermind a scheme to fuck you over.

Now have your coffee and Xanax for fucks sake.

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I am a ENTJ but my friends call me "that unsensitive, tactless, efficiency obsessed asshole"

But no one knows I am dying in the inside and just want to get shit done fast so I can pick my shit up and go home to play mil-sims with semi/full autistic frens in a norwegian elk herding discord o.

Okay, sounds more like INTP heh. Talk to INTJs and you'll see what I mean.

ISTP reporting in

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Why did God make me the autistschizo INTP type?

I'm an INTJ/INTP hybrid. Someone send help.
Anyother hybrid fuckers out there?

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Yet you cunts still manipulate people daily. I'm ISTP so I cannot really read feelings, social tensions well, however I forgive easily and love helping oit )solving problems). Some people thus take advantage of me, with uterior motives.

Also nearly got enmotionally manipulated into sex once, somehow was able to deny the thot though. Phew

How efficient is comforting people really? Somebody has to spend a lot of time and effort on someone just to get them into a clear state of mind. And for what? Someone who needs comforting (who is too weak to stand on their own two legs) most likely won't be adding much value to society anyways. it's best to just let these people be. If they are strong enough to pull themselves out then they will most likely be strong enough contribute to society. And if they are too weak to do that then I won't miss them if they decide to kill themselves and rid us all from the upkeep that they cost.

I dont know any INTJ with a superiority complex. I know what I know and if I dont know something I wont bullshit anyone, unlike most other types.

Does avoidant, yet confident fit you?
Describe yourself. Ty.
(Also nice og artwork)

INFP here.

I like humans, but people are far too vain and misdirected these days.

How do we manipulate people, then again I'm happy when others near me are happier so maybe that parts self serving, in a very roundaboue way.

Whatever, Mr. ENTJ, just go back to bullying the INTJ because you think he's the only one smart enough to actually have a chance.

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I know that feel fellow ISTP bro.

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Yes, but smart people in bad emotional states need comfort in order to function well. Those people are like the fuel that keeps the robot running.

I used to be INTP but then became INTJ
I miss being INTP

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>being a cunt has nothing to do with being an INTJ
does it matter? If I can game people, I’m gonna do it

Question: do your parents personality have any influence on your own? What exactly influences your personality? Is it genetic or do you develop it based on your experiences (or lack of) growing up?

Man finally some ISTPs. Describe yourself, how so you act in social situations, do you try to improve your lack of emotional understanding, if so how?

A lot more of your personality is inherited than you think.

Yes, both. Smart parenting has certainly its uses!

>smart people in bad emotional states need comfort in order to function well
Tfw no kind non-autist gf to comfort me.

INTJ please be nice, yes I have autism

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>wow look at how speshul i am
All of you are fucking autistic for entertaining this bullshit theory.

Mods deleted my thread from /x/. I have INTism btw.

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had one of my best mates from high school ask ''do you actually even have emotions?''
i had no idea i came across as cold like that, he wasnt talking down or shaming me, he was genuinly curious
i just dont seem to ''get'' emotional topics, i just make the right noises i see other people doing and that seems to be good enough

Wew, this was not what I expected to get.

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Same for me and my family is French Canadian

INTP with a crippling depression reporting in.
At least I earn a ton of cash so I can spend my sorrow away.

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Half the time I get INTP and half the time I get ENTJ so I'm either I'm calculating autistic or just autistic.

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Same, we’re prone to drug abuse

Personality tests are gay
you guys are worse then horoscope fags

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*Ahem*

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INTJ

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Another POLtard INTP here.
I make a lot of money solving problems other people can't and my work lets me get away with being a badly behaved autist, so whatevs.

I'm Mister ISTP, so I naturally have trouble reading peoples emotional states andd motives, couple it with my forgiving nature and you have an easy to manipulate slave lol

And yeah you guys CAN be nice and NOT take advantage of others, only rarely though lol

Normie tier

yes this is

INTP hikikomori/neet/autismismysuperpower checking in.

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Reminder that MBTI has been long since discredited and you're all the equivalent of teenage girls on facebook.

I keep getting intp-a but the results seem a bit off Im not socially inept I just have complete disdain for normalfaggots.

Yep, I have a feeling personality type is determined by hormone exposure in the womb and genetic hormone make up during development. ISTP seems to be the personality type with the most androgen exposure and most masculine.

Lol I fail at that, I didn't even know that people, that that many people, are so sensitive. My jokes give me the stare of doom from others lmao

>t. Also ISTP

>Not socially inept
>Just a disdain for all normies
Its called being autistic and its why you got INTP.

ENFP reporting in. I love eveyone and everyone loves me, I love to see the bright side of things and I dare you to stomp me out faggot. Used to be INFP but the more lsd I took the more outgoing I got.

You're that one boss that leads people by commands that no one likes, instead of being the cool boss who leads by example

What's your job? Is Uni worth it, I'm nearly always bored there!

Do you always procrastinate for everything as well? It’s very difficult for me to do anything early. I usually have random spikes of productivity.

Yeehaw

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>MBTI has been long since discredited

And so was Canada.

You may just be thinking people are trying to fuck over everybody else because you are doing this yourself, we're not all the same.

Yeah you're that one useless guys who babbles non sense all day, but you tell your mind and stories in a cool way and are generally nice and compassionate

Yes, I consider doing my uni year again, but that time with a plan I stick ton i will have exams in 5 weeks, so uhm wish me luck >_>