Gay German-Turk

Ask me anything.

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lol, what do you think about islam?

Kys

>memeflag
>claiming to be {insert nationality}

Why don't you fuck off?

Trans Israeli jew here, AMA. I believe Israel should open it's borders and become diverse and progressive

A religion that would like to kill me? I totally lovee it.

Ne.

I‘m not a leftist.

>Be 2018 German
>watch tv activated by voice command cause arms too slender and weak to hold newspaper or smartphone for more than 5 seconds
>enjoying my vegan sauerkraut sausage breakfast because enslaving foreigners for rare, bland, and potentially useless grains are more humane than killing for local meat to boost the local economy.
>hear banging, painful screams and moaning noise from roommate's dorm.
>see British marriage on tv.
>think that finally europe can get closer to take the first step to begin to start getting near into cultural enrichment
>suspect hans and Moohhuammeddh are still enjoying themselves.
>turn down already low volume tv just in case
>dontwannaberudeorracist.jpg
>head to work at 4 on autobahn
>stuck behind 2 hour traffic
>other germabs making it to work ontime
>"ahh all other countries can't possibly understand superior german roadways"
>police sirens in distance
>"STOPPEN SIE DEN WAGEN!!!"
>police car plows through 32 cars to get to me.
>20 dead including some children
>cops stop behind my car
>officer walks up to my window
>"license please"
>scared as a grown frenchman in denmark at this point.
>"did you use the words 'superior german' before we pulled you over sir?
>Scheisse.gif
>not even worried about jail time or death penalty
>they'll call me racist
>whatwillmySwedishQTXoreLbbqfriendThink.bmp
>"Sir, step out of the car."
>Suddnly hear military alarms.
>the cop has a paniced look.
>the cop rushes to her car and then through traffic over even more people.
>suddenly waves of swatcars and tanks come from nowhere to swarm and saturate the autobahn.
>all of them chasing cop car.
>death and destruction everywhere
>survivors of previous copcar onslaught demolished.
>Escaped to the ausfahrt through what seems like pure luck.
>car is a total mess through lodged bones and flesh.
>hopeIdidnthitanypoorrefugees.jpg

>I realise I might be fired for only being 30 minutes early instead of 2 hours.
>need to get to work covering berlin's graffiti in graffiti
>decide to take bus to work.
>looking at news on phone.
>notice that Canada has declared full on war with Germany
>something about a cop assuming someone's gender.
>notice a roudy doctor/engineer/scientist accidentally running into plastic gaurdglass
>it's behind 2 racist passengers by door giving him glares.
>thatpoorscholarneedshelp.img
>notice the racists start fleeing from the victorious merits of social justice before I intervene.
>Decide to make sure the good samaritan didn't need aid.
>"Exc-"
>Get stabbed 5 times in heart by the hero suffering from PTSD.
>last image I see is a mushroom cloud outside the bus door.
>the Canadians have come to save us.
>DasDeutschlandlied.mp4

>I‘m not a leftist.
Why

How does it feel like taking it into your ass you fucking faggot