Should Masturbation Be Illegal?

is it degenerate? is it destroying relationships, mental heath and physical health?
if it should be criminalised, how can make it happen?

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Only for women.

why not both?

Based

Too much hassle to manage.

How are you going to make sure your country's entire population isn't jerking off in the privacy of their own house?

I know, that's exactly the issue is

When a male child is born make it mandatory for a chip to be inserted into the penis along with a mandatory circumcision. It will detect if the penis is inside of a real vagina when stimulated, if not it will administer a painful electric shock. It will also broadcast a continuous signal to a central hub, if the signal is interrupted the police will be dispatched to investigate.

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I remember I watched this ridiculous anime called Shimoneta

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I masturbate every night it helps me to sleep. Without it, I would have insomnia and be unable to function in life

You do know that retards like you will be culled the instant a system similar to the one you want comes into place?

Unearned pleasure is sinful and masturbators must repent to The LORD

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24/7 Surveillance monitoring in every room. Think of how many jobs it would create

porn is doing all those things.
masturbation was no obstacle to civilization until the great wave of pornography began in the 60s and terminated its ecliptic in the hell of unlimited online fuck videos of every kind and character

Fuck No it should be Mandatory

>it helps me to sleep
it makes the opposite effect

Jews all should die

No it doesn't

sounds like a 1984 shithole, better still better than monitoring

Alexa and Google Home will take care of that.

>making somethin that is natural and happends in everyone naturally.

Female here masterbated today to marines. Felt so good. So relaxed right now pol don't do that no FAP shit it's retarded

If god didn't want me to fap, he wouldn't have given me a dick with an intact foreskin.
Be wary of those who try to deny you pleasure, be it by force or by "surgery".

it breaks your kidney

you sounded like a nigger

haha Quakers

>Unearned pleasure
>unearned
Nigger!!! I'm so deep down the pron hole it takes me two hours to come.
Dont tell me my orgasm wasnt earned. O broke a sweat doin it... Thanks rabbi... I guess

TITS OR GTFO

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sharpie in pooper

Your a whale. Who cares what you do?

wait cutbros have trouble masturbating? never heard this

t. hooded

Doubt they have severe problems unless they had one of those frankencuts, but they lack a shitload of nerve endings that feel fucking great.

No, people make stupid assumptions about being circumcised all the time because it's easier to be an edgy cunt when you make sensational claims. I spank it just fine, and I no longer wear a hoodie. (since shortly after birth, anyway)

Fun fact: circumcision is a long-form way to "civilize" men and make them less animistic.

>along with a mandatory circumcision
found the jew, can sou make it any more obvious?

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>is it degenerate?
No, except in a very few extreme cases
>is it destroying relationships, mental heath and physical health?
see above
>if it should be criminalised, how can make it happen?
impossible

If anything, a good fap once a few days or maybe daily to empty your balls stops you from really problematic behaviours like
-braindead lusting after women
-need to rape
-"thinking with your balls"

tl;dr take everything in moderation, masturbation included. Radical centrism wins YET FUCKING AGAIN.

Ban porn as well. It’s been years since I’ve jerked of without watching porn