What would a day without men look like Jow Forums

>What would a day without women look like Jow Forums?
a miracle

Nice

Pretty sure my local nuke plant would blow up

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A pure day without incels hating on women would give them pure liberation

tfw you think you know better than a brapzillion years of evolution. typical woman

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>What would a day without men look like Jow Forums
Women bitching about being abandoned for 24 hours.
Women complaining that they want a day off too.

It would start out jubilant among the feminists, then 5 minutes into it, the phrase "look at that skinny bitch over there" would be the shot heard round the world. 7 hours later, all electrical grids would be down. 14 hours later, tribes. 24 hours later, the beginning of 2001 A Space Odyssey becomes modern reality, hair and all.

My gf would have a panic attack without me, she's terrified to be alone, while I cherish solitude.

Without law enforcement men to restrain them, large negresses would flood into the rich side of town and loot to their heart's content.

INDUSTRIAL HEMP LEGALIZED
THE WALL IS GOING UP
NO MORE BANKER'S WARS
AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING
SHILLS CAN DO ABOUT IT
KILL YOURSELVES QUICK BEFORE GITMO
BECAUSE IT'S COMING SOON SHILL RATS
IT'S FUCKING COMING
HUMANITY HAS TRIUMPHED

So we only have a day to figure out how to make our new happy yet woman-free utopia last indefinitely. Any ideas?

Rule #1: no gay shit.

LMAO go for it.

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A war would probably break out. The sole presence of males keeps females in check, just like cocks with chicks. Leave a group of females to themselves long enough and they'll start calling each other names and pulling their hairs.

Let's up the ante and make it a month. Women would probably end up tearing down the foundations of civilization as a result.

Why can't women wear whatever they want without fear Jow Forums?

twitter.com/theivytaylor/status/1078048383233867777

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take selfies about how there are no men and try to get a bunch of likes

The world would probably be beyond repair when we get back

They'd rape as many kids as possible

>implying Instagram’s servers wouldn’t crash within minutes after the males engineers are gone

There wouldn’t be anywhere to upload these selfies to.

Men wouldn't notice for about a week.

It would look the same as a day with men. This bitch is annoying and dumb.

>Walk around doing nothing
>Not figuring out how to maintain the electrical grid
Why are women so shit.

>is fat
>thinks the only thing keeping her from hiking and getting fit is men

Absolutely delusional

It’s easy to analyze stuff like this. Look at the way these loud feminist cunts talk about MGTOW or in general male attempts to create male-centric spaces. They simply don’t tolerate it, call those men names, attack them, make fun of them, etc. Whereas men are fine with women going to do women stuff with other women.

Point is they need men on a lot more levels than men need them. And the beauty of being a woman is that they cannot and will not ever understand this.

I’m a grown ass man and I wouldn’t hike a trail by myself at night unless I had a gun and my buddy with me

Bunch of cool dudes buying each other a beer, splitting a bag of chips with bean dip, and blowjobs. I wish I were gay. I love blowjobs.

Ehhhh you guys might not be the best for each other long term

youtube.com/watch?v=312sbdaZVUo

Who are they trying to bullshit? Women need more validation and attention DAILY than food or water that's what makes them genuine parasites.

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This basically. All men would turn gay for the blowjobs instantly, some faggots would say it's immoral, and everyone would simply ignore them

A day? Probably fine.

A week? Mechanical failures would start proliferating. Supply chains would fall apart. Water treatment would cease, and access to clean water would disappear in many places. Food would become scarce.

A month? Complete and utter chaos. Women killing each other and cooking each other for food.

A year? 80% of the world's female population would have died off. 100% in urban areas, 80% in rural areas in developed countries, and 50% in developing countries.

3-4 generations? They'd all be extinct (obviously).

they want to present to men without the negatives of dressing like a whore, i.e. eat your cake and have it too

>What would a day without women look like Jow Forums?
The same except there would be less car accidents on my way to work.

I’d just say I identify as a woman that day and id get to stay in the world for that day

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Can people even just “turn” gay like that?

Based Hans

Lots of marketing and social media would get done... So nothing of value.

Watch The Island by Bear Grylls.

>Men's island build shelter, makes fire, some drama but the bullshitters leave anyway on their own accord.

>Women's island passing out from lack of being hand fed, can't make fire, can't even fucking find a beach on an ISLAND, nearly dying, throws away perfectly good water, have to be saved SEVERAL TIMES BY BEAR with cockamamie bullshit...

I mean... we have examples already.

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Oh, I forgot the best fucking part when the women slaughter that piglet. I shit you not the women's leader admitted on camera...
>I don't feel like this is the role for women. Men are for this.
I shit you not.

Mass death.

A day? Everything would suck for most men, except the ones with nagging or abusive wives. Single young software engineers like me wouldn't notice a difference.

Forever?

Lots of research would be done into figuring out how to continue the human species via test tube babies. Eugenics would proliferate pretty fast, and the next generation of men would be stronger and smarter than we are.

Countries would become increasingly more tribalistic. 3rd worlders would either get assimilated to the 1st world or nuked. Poverty would be gone within a generation.

Maybe we'd even figure out how to make female babies again. But we'd genetically alter them to be more stupid, docile and submissive, and make 3-4 of them for every man on the planet.

Within 100 years we'd be colonizing the outer solar system.

Traps. There'd be a niche to fill in the feminine department which would be filled by traps.

Realistically, women wouldn't care though. In this scenario all the men are coming back the next day. They'd just fuck off all day and pretend it was wonderful. The only people who'd really get hurt were (((finaciers))).

Let's take off a whole month.

It would like like the average day in Africa.

I know what I would do.

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I seriously doubt the cellular networks would stay online without the male engineering teams to maintain them either.

What site is that? It looks interesting.

You underestimate how much maintenance work is done on the infrastructure on a daily basis. Water pipes, electricity grid, web servers, roads, train tracks, bridges, nuclear plants; somewhere in the country these facilities are being worked on by men to keep them running. They would break down and some might even have a knock on effect e.g. if a nuclear plant went down or worse, caught fire. Then the brave firemen would... well there wouldn’t be any, would there. So the nearest city would start to catch fire, etc.

Things would go to hell very, very quickly.

>Lots of research would be done into figuring out how to continue the human species
Already happening bud. I guess that's just how bad dealing with women really is.

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Like it does on Jow Forums

Really, imagine 24 hours without shitskins and niggers. Crime levels would drop by 90%. The other 10% would be drunk and drugged whites, and they only do non-violent crimes anyway.

Women would be able to go outside at night.

Really gets the noggin' joggin'.

Kinda annoys me that, while most men are fucked up and violent, it's not Western white men.

Fuck women and fuck their feminism. The way we are all gone is the day they will wonder what happened to the world around them. Good riddance.

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It'll be like that episode of Survivor when they were all split up by sex and the women ended up bickering over trivial shit, eating all the food then slowly starve on the beach.

Gun stores, video game stores, and bar sales skyrockets

J.F.C. dude. That's how to properly redpill a woman.

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As a femanon (here are tits) I think it would look like an absolute shit show full of entitled cunts who couldn't do anything without men running around screaming their heads off.

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Utopia.

Same shit as a normal day.
There is not a single right or privilege granted to men not also granted to women.
Besides the honor of dying for israel

> Utopia

Yeah of course you'd say that, a woman's penultimate fantasy is to be the only female in a society run by males.

You're god damned right it is. Well, white males at least.

I know lots of women who can fix toilets, change tires, minor computer issues, etc.

You trust women to raise and teach your children, but think they’re retarded at the same time? That doesn’t make sense. That would make you retarded for trusting a woman with your children.

What would really happen, barring logistical issues:

>no rape
>no murders
>some women forced to realize their dependency on male attention
>slight feeling of overall depression related to last point
>slight spike in junk food sales, also related
>Jow Forums looks the pretty much the same, sans for racemixing, porn, and BLACKED threads (Jow Forums is 68% female)
>the end

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>no rape
>no murder
Roastie or white knight place your bets

>Jow Forums is 68% female
I need fucking sauce right the fuck now

women world war 1, many scratches and torn shirts

You know that scene from the "2012" movie where the people are driving and the ground is shaking and buildings are coming apart and the ground cracks, and planes and trains and automobiles are falling out of the sky, and a battleship falls on the White House and all that?

It would be like that.

>leaving major industrial processes unattended for 24 hours
>but but but surely there are sufficient women in these areas to keep things covered
Enjoy your toxic infernos and nationwide black outs.

UK and Ireland have plenty of violent White Male criminals America probably does too.

>I know lots of women who can fix toilets, change tires, minor computer issues, etc.

That's really the narrow end of the scope of what he was talking about

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Sorry, just a 90% and 99% decrease, respectively.
ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/table_66_arrests_suburban_areas_by_sex_2011.xls

You don’t have to be a roastie or a white knight to understand this desu

Girls night out for abortions and cocktails!!

Oh I'm well aware, I work construction. Most nukes would shut down within a week, and are equipped with independent fail safes that operate automatically. Meltdown would be unlikely. Maintenance work very rarely interrupts service because our infrastructure isn't centralized. Above all, you severely underestimate modern women's stubborn attitude in admitting their place in society. 100% guaranteed, if the power went, fires erupted, and they knew men were coming back tomorrow, they'd roast marshmallows on the flames and call it a camp out. Women need attention like they need air, but bitches these days practice real hard at holding their breath anyways.

The nuclear plants blow up.

>pol is 68% female

Say wat nigga?

Actually I’m not sure what percent of the murders and rapes women commit are against men. So it would be less than 1% and 10% in this fantasy, because if men are gone, only the numbers for crimes women commit against other women would count

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>what would you do for 24 hours without electricity or running water?
kek

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I hike trails at night all the time theres nothing out there.

For that 24 hours, all men would "identify" as gay muslim women terrorists who themselves "identify" as human size dildos. These giant fallen dong people want one thing and one thing only. Pink fucking flamingos. All of the boiled goose in the shire wouldn't fit inside the worlds womenly vag hole. Turnpikes be damned. No more donold drompf! He raped all wimminz he ever met.

This wall of shit text has the same value as 80% of the posts on this board. Fucking noobs.

I can believe a disproportionate amount of women don't block ads

Im pretty sure every female serial killer would orgasm from the lack of pale police to get in their way.

Bitch lasagna.

Women also dont receive sentences.

feminists are absolutely disgusting tumors on society. its basically a collection of ugly pansexual freaks who hate normal attractive people for having what they cant.

thats a nice juicy pussy

Could be! But a lot of them probably do block as well. There’s hundreds of thousands of people who come on here. The majority is women currently. I find that interesting.

They are more likely to lurk, though

Now I'm gonna fantasize about cute girls shitposting on Jow Forums, and getting free (you)'s from trolling all the boys. Mass digital femdom, hnnngggh.

Good think the link is for ARRESTS you mong
Can you not read

>a day without women
>turn gay for the blowjobs instantly
wtf aquafresh! just one day and we're all fags?