What's HAPPENING Jow Forums?

Disappointed in you, Jow Forums, there's nothing interesting in the catalog tonight. Surely someone's got a happening thread somewhere up their sleeve.

Attached: bringitbitches.jpg (500x364, 17K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg
youtube.com/watch?v=P9XuKUhNyzE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Nah there hasn't been anything worth talking about in a month other than RBG cancer. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you tho, user

What happened to Gilets Jaunes?

kikes tried to ruin threads, and attack other anons, including me.

Attached: attempt at framing me.png (1320x6153, 858K)

I am coming to terms with with two facts

Jow Forums is /b/ when nothing is happening
phoneposters are cancer

should we even report threads? Phoneposters are going to shit it up anyways
why cant we share news and talk about them like in the old days, bros

I am going to report all threads I see, if I get banned for reporting, then so be it.

I am acting in good faith mods.

>Jow Forums is /b/ when nothing is happening
This is literally no excuse.
If nothing is happening then this board should stop.
There is nothing going on is not an argument for shitposting.

wasnt ruthie checked to die today? theres still time for that maybe

Even the happenings need a holiday break user

We are watching you goy

also goy is now a verb, as in "to goy", meaning behaving generally like a goy(noun)

idk man turns out markets swing up and down, wars are ending, and corporate news is so full of shit now they can't help themselves from showing it anymore

Welcome to another day in Hell...

I saw where she left the hospital today, so I guess there were no complications? FUCK.

Calm day today, nothing happening.
Hungary suddenly started to rearm itself in a hurry. New tanks, artillery, helicopters, and a weapon factory in a single month. Weird. No one gave a damn about the military for years, but suddenly it's important to have a strong army. Maybe papa Putin told something about Ukraine to our Führer.

Attached: 1504348053764.png (600x534, 49K)

>Calm day today, nothing happening.
not an excuse to shitpost.
Want to shit post? Jow Forums, /b/, Jow Forums. The no topic boards.

Thanks, user. To you and yours as well.
B-but, Q said we get martial law for Christmas!
Isn't she being executed for treason or something along those lines? Getting McCained?

this place is dead. they won.. for now.

Attached: thisplaceisdead.jpg (1280x720, 65K)

Everyone went to 9chan

Cuck/bull threads aren't banned there

BUY MONERO
youtu.be/FeNYjYA2lVg

Attached: 6a.webm (1280x720, 2.06M)

JUST SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS IT INCLUDES NEW YEARS AND CHRISTMAS YOU KEK

>happening thread
>interesting
They're the fucking worst threads on this whole site owing to the fact that literally nothing is ever actually happening
If there was one every half a year or whatever when shit was actually going down then they'd be compelling but fuck me you retards ruined the whole concept by having a fucking happening thread everytime trump takes a dump
Tiring as fuck

Attached: cour.jpg (600x600, 238K)

>Surely someone's got a happening thread somewhere
Melania wore some Timberland boots or something that everyone is destroyed and suicidal about. .

Yes I agree Monero is awesome and can destroy kikes its just such a pain for people to get started with it. You basically need a designated compuer for it. Its down like 80% for the year but long term implications of having a truly anonymous cryptocurrency are priceless. Bitcoin is only anonymous if you can obtain it without giving your identity away to kikes. Avoid (((Coinbase)))

Attached: download (3).jpg (616x397, 89K)

There's nothing interesting happening anymore, the yellow vest protest is stagnant, the russian-ukranian war is not happening, the syrian war calmed down for now, the dow went up again, etc...
Let's see what the next year has to offer.

Attached: 1541824422082.png (177x238, 4K)

most of the posters have been furloughed....considering the Federal gov is shut down...

thanks for exposing yourself again.

nothing ever happens ....get off pol and watch things like this instead

youtube.com/watch?v=P9XuKUhNyzE

REALITIES ARE CONVERGING
YOUR OTHER DIMENSIONAL VERSIONS ARE BECOMING ONE WITH YOU
PSYCHICS ALREADY KNEW THIS
Soon the transformation will become complete and the light will flicker in your eye once again. Life will be beautiful, there will be many new inventions that make you happy and fulfilled.
Your life will become a beam of karmic fulfillment and wonder!
Hallelujah!

Attached: 1545715902633.png (625x328, 11K)

...

>most niggas dont understand how lit this thread was in comparison to the shit happenings of the past 18 months.
>>Wiki>References>"Freeze Frame" you get this
Freeze Frame
>Imagine Eye's surprise when, scanning the list of Likud Party candidates in the upcoming Israeli election, we spotted the name of Avi Ben-Abraham, a former Los Altos Hills resident and ex-president of the American Cryonics Society. The flamboyant young medical researcher hosted parties here with such celebs as Muhammad Ali, Elliott Gould and Joe Kennedy, and was active in raising money for U.S. presidential candidates. No one has heard much from Dr. Ben-Abraham since he left the area to become an investment banker and later head up a multimillion-dollar biotech business, Ben-Abraham Technologies. "I returned to Israel," Ben-Abraham reveals, "feeling like I have a certain need to get involved in public service in my homeland." ... Ben-Abraham is already seen as something of a rising star in Likud. (The former beagle-chiller introduced Israel's head of state, Benjamin Netanyahu, at a rally Tuesday in a Tel Aviv suburb.) Still, his election to the Knesset, the Israeli parliament, is by no means guaranteed. Ben-Abraham holds the 27th seat on the ticket, meaning if Likud wins 27 seats, he's in. In the past, Ben-Abraham says, that seat was almost guaranteed a spot in the Knesset. But this year analysts are expecting a fragmented vote and so Likud's 27th seat is "borderline." If Avi does make it, don't expect this politician to shy away from controversy. After all, back in 1993 he showed up in "News of the Weird" for a comment he made in Washington, D.C., claiming that Roman Catholic Church leaders were excited about his suggestion "to reproduce Jesus Christ from DNA fibers found on the Shroud of Turin."

Attached: talmudquote.jpg (620x413, 60K)

Aren't you that guy that stole someone's name?

no i am not. but other guys stole my name, and tried to copy my tripcode too.

If there is no news, we must MAKE the news, regardless of the optics

This is a huey long thread now
Post rare hueys

Attached: every man.jpg (332x450, 24K)

the only ones left here are le ddit fags, retards, and jews
im a retard. everyone else went to otherchan

So it's full of leafs and ausfags?

Don't goy me bro

thanks for exposing yourself again. :)

What if the major happening is on 1/11/19 | 91111

Attached: 72ee22ba3ae0f7647b340ab291b30866dd8a0ed0c063853ffacb499bfeeb1683.jpg (613x243, 32K)