/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NEW RECORD FOR FAKE NEWS BTFO EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Visit the Troops in Iraq 12/26/18
youtu.be/cwf0x9eAnLg
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 12/26/18
youtu.be/qVznC2fqpa8
youtu.be/YxIeqLmTugY
>CEAChair Hassett outside WH 12/26/18
c-span.org/video/?456414-1/
>TrumpTweet: Merry Christmas! 12/25/18
youtu.be/2jKh0OLGNDs
>Pres Trump Christmas Teleconference w/Troops 12/25/18
youtu.be/vHsWAJUzLCo
>Pres Trump Christmas Press Conf 12/25/18
youtu.be/1ddHcDfH-Z8
>Merry Christmas from Team Trump 12/24/18
youtu.be/OOYZjBIxCRg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Take Christmas Calls 12/24/18
youtu.be/ZRS4oaQqXbw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Christmas Eve Service 12/24/18
youtu.be/dyyvMBj5v3w
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on F&F 12/24/18
youtu.be/yaczK6pimqg
>OMBDir Mulvaney on FoxNews 12/23/18
youtu.be/wEU9JS-Gigk
>TrumpTweet: We Must Have Border Security 12/22/18
youtu.be/JMqgAMVAk44
>DepPressSec Gidley on JudgeJeanine 12/22/18
youtu.be/lSJjjvq7z5I
>Pres Trump @First Step Act Bill Signing 12/21/18
youtu.be/_m6ZFdfK3TI
>Apollo 8 50th Anniversary 12/21/18
youtu.be/Wfd0oC3eFWw
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 12/21/18
c-span.org/video/?456221-1/ (PM)
c-span.org/video/?456226-1/ (AM)
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 12/21/18
youtu.be/uLHkvHg3D6c
>IntSec Zinke Exit Interview 12/21/18
youtu.be/mtGsPG6d-cE
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/u5dqFaLDyj4
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 12/21/18
youtu.be/LNgBgkKBSZk

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AWOO!

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Is it still a movement?

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No all awoos are to report to the Sudoku chamber immediately

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ABSOLUTE AWOOVEMENT

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shills are scared because I woke up. literally

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Stephen Klaus LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Western Civilization can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to drive your grandfathers camero down to mexico and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Pablo and Paco a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Americans obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution America has made to the medical field. The MUH FREEDOM sentiment in the average negro American is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of North America.

Go fertilise the great plains with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Canadian cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an American "man" provided for a family.

Die, Mutt. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>Shills back
For what purpose? Just let us live in Christmas vibes niggers

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AWOO

Always!

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Fuck trump

I love when fake news shows its bias.

vocaroo.com/i/s1T8ug2n2FLI

Song: Rammstein
Album: Herzeleid
Artist: Rammstein
Year Released: 1995

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Always!

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Pls tell me where you are from

YES IT IS!

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1995 was a century ago

do you think he was sitting there on the tarmac waiting for the articles before he left?
and giggling.

I said it was none of your business

fucking great to see live.

youtube.com/watch?v=x2rQzv8OWEY

Workout was meh, gib news of the day.

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Remember demographic kraut?

Blacked is beautiful

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Never been I think their may be a split? are ArKansians River People?

youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

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what a great band

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TWO FUCKING YEARS - NOTHING.

You dumb fucking cunts are such babies...

Obama visited troops after TWO FUCKING MONTHS

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Mutter is still my favorite Rammstein album. Absolute masterpiece.

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Kek WOOPs

Nbc btfo

it is a movement from the depths of hell.....
oh wait thats not right.

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where are you from?

Shameless (shameful) and uninspired derivative of Soundgarden's opus, Outshined. Sad!

Best single day stock in history, Trump went to ME in secret to visit the army on there then went to another (germany).
Also leafs fucking around and lots of splits.
Just see pic related

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To let you know this is Obama's Economy again. When they stage another crash Friday, it will be Drumpf's again.

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Now here is a song that never got much play from them but I think is one of the best of the album

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Song: Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen Sehen
Album: Herzeleid
Artist: Rammstein
Year Released: 1995

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Media was mad that Trump didn't visit the troops for Christmas. Then it came out that he did right after they said he didn't.

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is she blacked?
or has the kid been improved by being whited.

Why is that important

>t. Salty as fuck Soundgarden roadie

Stock market bounced back with a vengeance, BTFOing shills.
Trump and Melania made surprise visit to troops in Iraq, now in Ramstein USAF Base in Germany

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Christmas celebrations should last until new years eve so everyone can stay drunk and hapi

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Dow Bears ate The biggest Dick in the history of dicks.

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Road Rash fan.

where you at?

Watching the fake news was so fucking funny today.

>XLUMPH CRASHED THE STOCK MARKET!!!
>DJI avg rallies +1k while they awkwardly glance at the ticker

FACE ME YOU MONSTER. GO BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG, COUSIN OF THE JEWS.

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But AWOO is an angel!

Bad pirate!

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>/ptg/ immediately owns the stock market "wins"

can't fix stupid

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it helps when replying to know.

Corsi btfoing Mueller on Trish show now!

Fuck off leaf. I never asked

This was me during the final days of the election. No Trump is the obvious winner, look at this autism. but No (((CNN ABC NBC))) ALL SAY...

>tfw first Christmas off in three years
>have had it off twice, Thanksgiving off twice, and New Years off never in the last six years

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He was already wheels up when that went to press.

Wonderful.

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Correct, einstein. I asked. Where @?

They didnt make that, I made that.

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S E E T H I N G
kys retard

we "own it" either way,who gives a shit

Song: Klavier
Album: Sehnsucht
Artist: Rammstein
Year Released: 1997

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>thinking a mulatto is an "improvement"
The absolute state of civnat cucks.

Im so sorry friend, you should just work drunk.

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How do you expect me to prove where I live

I will kill you bitch

be more pragmatic not fox news watching impulsive boomers

aw, your little coward decided to go visit troops finally

that song is played out for me
youtube.com/watch?v=6iaxDxHUWP8

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>election night
>working with actual Hillshill "budhist" middle aged wine aunt
>she knew I voted Trump
>we spent entire night watching the coverage
>MSNBC finally calls it
>gif related but unironically

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lmao you're so butthurt it's hilarious, you're fucking pathetic

So very satisfying to watch after the way they were gloating the past two days

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do haifisch next!

he's asking if the niggers genes have been improved

>KREMLIN DRUMPF IT WAS HER TURN POPULAR VOTE

According to people who repeat these phrases, no

Cope moar faggot.

Get thee behind me, demon awoo

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Trump is a whiney little bitch who only visited the troops because his public image is bad right now

>being in a target
Fag just there to use the genderless bathrooms

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Where is Obama's legacy again?

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im not butthurt at all retard.

I don't want to make a big mistake and lose ny license, desu.

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I'm not all bad.

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>(((stein)))

bully this fat retard until he kills himself

>his public image is bad right now
as compared to when? he shut down the gayvernmint for the wall and pulled out of Syria
>the only people that hate him
are the people that always hated him

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>im not butthurt at all retard

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>fuck off leaf

This poster is american, since americans are the ones who bitch the most about canadians

Kelly Anne Conway is Dick Van Dyke.

>Obama visited troops after TWO FUCKING MONTHS
and they didn't give a shit he came either

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i give up.
i will come to the light.

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I know, just don't summon any demons, cthonic underworld gods or eldritch abominations. We have enough problems on this gay earth.

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Good christmas?

youtube.com/watch?v=GukNjYQZW8s

Song: Haifisch
Album: Liebe ist für alle da
Artist" Rammstein
Year Released: 2009

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REPENT.

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Prepare for a new meme. A turk is spamming the catalog of Jow Forums with this

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i'm sure it had nothing to do with being shamed into it, the market tanking, and news of his father bribing a foot doc to give him a bogus bone spurs diagnosis to dodge to vietnam draft. nope, not at all...

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thank you.
that is what i am asking.
is the kid improved by the white genes?

>Kelly Anne

No space, user. One word.

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