>Ralph and Ted part 1
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>Ralph and Ted part 4
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Brit/pol/ - Ralph and Ted edition
Jeremiah Diaz
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Lincoln King
good aul ted, he knows his place
Ian Morgan
is this the end of /brit/pol/
Jonathan Miller
im not reading all that
Levi Ortiz
Jaxon Mitchell
Politics is really fucking boring, realpolitik is destroy your enemies and that’s all
Joseph Butler
>tfw Pakiposter is a modern day Dostoyevsky
James Sanders
Time to check the drainage in the northwest field, Ted.
Juan Walker
The idiot is very apt for my conflict about selflessness.
Roghozhin is a romantic emotional man.
Prince Myshkin is a christ like figure, selfless and devoted to the good of others
Gania loves from vanity and is mediocrity embodied.
In the end the selfless Myshkin has to choose between two women, nastassya and aglaya. Nastassya needs him more so he chooses her, as she ruthlessly call upon a vow he made to spite Aglaya.
This leads to her murder at the hands of Rogozhin and the ruination of Aglaya. Myshkin goes insane.
Here is that scene with subtitles.
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what did dostoyesvky mean by this?
Joshua Bell
HOT QUEENY IS HOT
THIS IS NOW A QUEENIE GILF THREAD
POST DEEP FAKES
Ian Smith
Fucking hell carlisle won 6-0 today
Camden Ross
>as she ruthlessly call upon a vow he made to spite Aglaya.
she calls upon the vow he made is whats spiteful
his vow was not spiteful
Jaxon Lopez
Start reiving borders.
Angel Ross
Dominic Long
I was just fucking talking about that are you listening to me cunt
Cameron Foster
Can someone come over and make me a roast beef sandwich?
Sebastian Myers
I only watched the first video, but I don't get it. Is it about awkward employee/ employer relations? Whats the joke here?
Lucas Sullivan
>I don't get it.
Colton Sanchez
Adrian Edwards
just had a turkey sandwich and mince pie and xmas pud
Leo Howard
I think the rich guy is some kind of royalty and the worker is a modern day cucked slave. It's supposed to be comedic that a richfag decides to talk to his slave like to a friend.
William James
>awkward employee/ employer relations?
kek
Nolan Parker
>I think the rich guy is some kind of royalty and the worker is a modern day cucked slave. It's supposed to be comedic that a richfag decides to talk to his slave like to a friend.
Thats it. 100%. You got it. Spot on.
Levi Morgan
You have to admit. its still better than Will Ferrell.
Juan Thomas
I feel nothing.
Logan Walker
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Feeling is overrated...
Anthony Ortiz
until you have none
Jose Ward
Dylan Ortiz
Potatonigger living in the UK lads, I love it here. Superior culture. That is all.
Zachary Morgan
>UK
fag
Carson Parker
Shut up, shouldn't you be out enjoying Steo's night with the rest of the undesirables?
Jaxson Foster
So. Two posts.
Here's what I know already.
Youre from Dublin.
You live in Ireland, but are using a British flag.
Gavin Kelly
You subhuman baboon. You literal sandnigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy sand monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Saddam al-Ahmud bin Laden. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Western Civilization can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Arabian desert you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to ride your grandfather's camel down to Portugal and rape some donkeys, as is in the mudslime nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Muhammad and Ali a chance for some jihad, your sole use to the world. British obsession with a few windswept islands in the North Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Britain has made to the medical field. The MUH EMPIRE sentiment in the average Paki Brit is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your brown hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You camel jockey.
You make Albania look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Detroit of Europe.
Go fertilise Cornwall with you and your families corpses, it's the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. French cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a British "man" provided for a family.
Die, Saddam. No one would miss you. Not even the Australian Aboriginals who will look after you.
Carson Hill
Nonces and southerners out.
Ryan Bennett
Got dumped by the would-be love of my life, long-distance relationship, for being a manchild, lads. I got hysterical to her on the phone, and had a crisis, bashed my head against a wall, started beating myself up physically, and been sleeping all day and lying there staring at the ceiling crying all night since.
I wanted to kill myself, but now I just want to kill the person I currently am. She left me for someone who did national service in another country, is studying engineering at a better uni than me, sells LSD, and plays basketball. I am in agony knowing she’s surely thinking “I’m with a real man now”. I study English Lit and I don’t want to be a faggot anymore.
I want to join the armed forces, perhaps the Navy or RAF, and kill this fucking cunt that I currently am. I want to go through the fucking ringer and self-actualise, because I am nothing right now. Should I do it? I’m just worried about becoming the pawn for some politician/weapons salesman.
Could I become an engineer for the RAF, learn a proper man’s set of skills, and train hard for a few years? Or am I very likely to get shipped off as cannon fodder? I need to change, it’s drastic, drastic change or suicide.
Aaron Fisher
You ok?
Cooper Reyes
Best Ted and Ralph sketch
Blake Flores
Kevin Campbell
if this isn't pasta, then yeah, just work on improving yourself bud. forget her, she's gone. you can probably self-improve into a man who could do better anyway.
I wouldn't join the armed forces though, that's a bit of a meme. Just get Jow Forums and start some active hobbies.
Jaxon Baker
Lucas Flores
Cockblocking is a billion dollar industry.
Dylan Wilson
The armed forces will find out what you have a talent for, and put you to work in it. You will be held to a standard and subject to the judgement of your peers daily. Quite possible you will become involved in dangerous and stressful events. Men tend to enjoy such things. Sign up for a few years and see if it suits you.
William Wilson
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Leo Jenkins
It won't hurt forever but that don't make it any easier for sure. Survive this, then when you feel a bit less gutted, make a decision on what to do next. Good luck, lad.
Adrian Jones
Hi Colin!
Anthony Ramirez
Lads why did I let her get away? It's nearly a decade later and now I'm an alcoholic incel with waistline bigger than his age. I should have married that posh girl with the amazing legs but now I'm considering suicide again.
Don't end up like me.
Asher Hall
Brayden James
All this anti-britain rhetoric from americans is just showing that demographics have changed. I am starting to believe that most american posters are hispanic
Ian Butler
Please. Take it as a warning user. I am the ancient mariner and I stoppeth thee
>The way mum skips me when discussing her hopes of grandchildren
Landon Flores
whats this
Landon Thompson
should I move to england? my girlfriend wants me to (she's english)
Noah Morris
Yes, Auatralia is going to get expensive as fuck, if the mass migration of fake foreign students and asian millionaires continues. Then again the grass might not be greener on the other side as Australia is still your home country.
Xavier Rodriguez
No. There is nowhere left.
Lucas Lewis
I get the feeling England is a bit of a mess itself though. Maybe you guys can get it together and reignite some of that glorious old patriotism.
Noah Jackson
my girlfriend's family owns plenty of land so there iswhere left.
William Flores
Parker Morris
Proppah werkin class lad, meh
Isaiah Thomas
>tfw not working class
Camden Davis
EDDIE WILL GET HIS ASS KICKED ON THE 10TH
Brody Rodriguez
who by?
Austin Turner
>be Scotsman
>campaign for independence
>get a vote
>lose
>be Scotsman
>campaign for independence
>get an independence vote from EU
>vote to remain
>lose
William White
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Justin Rogers
...
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another faggot
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Owen Martinez
>age 12+
Cooper Green
Aiden Miller
Elijah Allen
Oh good, I had used up all my nightmare fuel for the year but now you just gave me some to last until new year's day.
Connor Parker
Wish I had the paint.exe skills to make the man in the middle a shaded out norf fc meme
Jaxon Williams
Now we know what his new year's resolution will be. Leave Jow Forums and never come back.
Eli Morgan
Morning lads back at 'work' today, which meant turning on my laptop, logging in and deleting 15 emails and turning on the PS4 to play Red Dead Redemption 2.
Might go out shopping in the sales and see some poor wagies having to work their second 12 hour shift.
Thomas Wood
Click this shit nigger
James Lee
The Industrial Revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for humanity.
Aaron Scott
Have to travel through London today, wish me luck lads.
Ryan Smith
just give the gooch a bit of a squeeze to get the last drips out or seepage can happen when you pop it back in your trousers
people will see the seepage and resulting stain
Jose Cruz
i dont wanna die alone right now
Sebastian Wood
i just did a line of blow right now
Aaron Wilson
Scottish people should be banned from voting
Samuel Garcia
Tim Martin named PM when?
Zachary Wilson
Where’s the comfy Christmas happenings I was promised?
Jaxson Murphy
i'll fart in your face you paki
Jason Parker
You’ll do nothing let’s be honest
Christopher Garcia
i hate everybody in my hometown
Owen Torres
we need a new prison colony with no internet access to deport australian shitposters to
Christopher Allen
kissing on styrofoam right now
Jacob Sanchez
This fucking mutt princess, man. How will it end for her? She's the only member of the Royal family I actually despise though I'm neutral towards the rest of the mongrels. How could Harry not see through her fakeness?
Whatever her dad is doing to get publicity he's still her fucking dad, though I bet inwardly he regrets having been a mudshark now.
Also its hilarious how her 53 year old half sister is still better looking than her.
Nathan Watson
Divorce then if she starts acting up a MI5/MI6 wet division job.
Cooper Davis
What’s all this about?
Austin Adams
Vote UKIP!
Colton Carter
Didn't speak to her dad even after all the attempts he made to get through to her
Jose Sanders
It's almost like they aren't evolved to be here! I thought the diverse people loved Leicestershire?
Julian Fisher
who else wish they were born 2000 years ago?
Grayson Jones
who else wish they weren't born?
Lincoln Perry
What did she do? Im asking as someone who doesnt give a shit.
Camden Collins
After studying history I can firmly say I would live in any time after anaesthetic was invented
Luke Morris
Sounds like nigger drama
Jaxson Young
Jaxson Smith
tbf tho any time you'd live in would have an anaesthetic of some sort since you bore people to numbness and sleep