Smuggie thread
Smuggie thread
Ethan Evans
Bentley Brown
>smegma covered flap
the only reason you would have smegma without the mark of the jew is if you have phimosis (which is rare) or never bathed.
Liam Gray
based. ant eater dicks gonna rage tho
here they come
Xavier Smith
>ITT: Jews try to convince people your dick being cut on is cool
Ayden Sullivan
>smegma boi mad the Jew princesses won't touch his cheese stick.
lmao at you
Nolan Collins
Elijah Rivera
Jaxson Richardson
>he never had his foreskin and has no idea how it works and is secretely jealous
I'm not mad, just setting the record straight.
If i wanted to get circumcised i can book an appointment for next week, watch how fast i don't do that
Charles Torres
Mutilating your genitals because pic related told you to.
Cooper Jones
>never had foreskin
Thank goodness. If I still had that cheese flap I wouldn't be able to rail the Hebrew honeys.
Colton Sullivan
uh huh
I'm on long island, we got more jews than israel
Adam White
Nothing better than kosher pussy
Jaxon Bailey
Also
>being jealous of a skin flap that not only collects smegma, but makes your dick look like a worm with a turtleneck on.
Lol
Angel Campbell
It is literal mutilation
it gives children brain damage
and maybe, just MAYBE it's the brain damage which has something to do with the non-sequitur about inability to get a GF. I'm angry. 10/10 bait.
Charles Williams
>tfw white guy
>tfw clean cut cock
>can now fuck white girls AND Jew girls
Thanks parents
Chase Sanchez
Alexander Sullivan
Lincoln Price
Carter Wright
>brown eyes
Owen Bennett
Kevin Bell
lol
Dominic Myers
Jose Gray
Benjamin Brown
I predict this will not be a smuggie thread. It will be a foreskin thread.
Jace Barnes
Elijah James
William Williams
It's funny because he has a santa hat.
Thank you for the epic screen capture.
Cooper Gutierrez
Joshua Perez
>not knowing how to wash yourself like a civilized man.
Oliver Gray
Nolan Hernandez
Alexander Moore
Jayden Green
Andrew Wood
Colton Moore
>not wanting a naturally clean dick in case of a quickie in the office opportunity presents itself
shiggy diggy
Lincoln Clark
Samuel Russell
Elijah Bennett
Jordan Butler
Kevin Peterson
You're really reaching there, kiddo.
Brody Sullivan
And then mods will move it to Jow Forums and ban a few bad goys.
Zachary Moore
Nicholas Edwards
Ethan Brown
Dominic Parker
>here they come
Yeah, fuck me for wanting to not wanting to involuntarily lose the most sensitive part of my dick
Colton Ward
Michael Watson
Parker Barnes
Isaiah Clark
Cooper Sanchez
Zachary Wilson
Xavier Martin
Jonathan Morgan
Jace Richardson
Chase Reed
Landon Morris
Angel Morales
>muh skin flap is the most important part
LMAO
Grayson Bailey
>not having the basic hygiene to take a shower every morning and wash his dick regardless of foreskin length
Xavier Sullivan
Isaac Lopez
Bentley Gray
>smegma boi speaking of hygiene
shiggy diggy doo
Angel Martin
10/10
Isaiah Williams
I hate these threads because of how disturbingly relatable smuggies are, I have actually heard most of these phrased in one way or another by actual people.
Jaxson Perez
I'm curious, do you think the 3/4 of men who aren't circumcised constantly deal with smegma?
Noah Ross
I think guys that whine about circumcision on the internet are insecure, easily triggered dick obsessed faggots.
Hudson Hernandez
It just so happens that "skin flap" contains billions of nerve endings.
Asher Gray
Jacob Wright
And yet, here I am cumming to the fucking ceiling looking at hot Jewish women. Really makes me think.
Ryan Wright
I'm cut, actually. But I wouldn't be if I'd been allowed make the decision myself instead of getting my most sensitive bits mutilated without anesthesia as a newborn.
Jaxson Evans
Yeah, if only you had more smegma your sex life would be much better.........
Mason Bell
Why should I be concerned either way what my dick looks like? This is an insecure thing to cry about.
Daniel Carter
bro do you even foreskin? Leave that thing for one day and it's like a goddamn septic tank up in there. You bitches need to stop thinking about your dicks for ten minutes
Hudson Gomez
Long island is infested.
Chase Campbell
My father was a fine Christian man and our families cocks are uncut.
Imagine shilling for cut dicks
Eli Walker
I think people who don't stand up to involuntarily genital mutilation are dickless faggots
I like how you didn't even address the fact that men who bathe more than once a week never get "smegma"
Owen Ward
Says the guy bragging about jacking off alone like a pathetic incel...
Brayden Howard
The absolute state of shilling for cut dicks
How does one fall so far?
Luke Miller
>The absolute state of the USA, triggered by a low tier jew shill
Sage and hide, newgoyim.
Lucas White
See: The looks aren't so important, loss of most of your sensitivity is.
Connor Wilson
Sebastian Rodriguez
>Having a turtleneck dick in 2018
I bet you guys are against braces and sex before marriage too lmao
Ian Hill
>tfw Ghoul is never coming back to the Internet
smuggies were the only thing he was good for. wonder what he’s up to now (cooper ward)
Blake Edwards
Because thats what you do, right?
Rail a list yentas?
Eli Anderson
The best part is not seeing her face
Luis Davis
aaaand you just revealed yourself.
David Hall
Once you've had kosher pussy you'll never go back.
William Stewart
Explain yourself
How does one become like you?
Evan Phillips
Work out, eat right, be over 6 feet tall, have blue eyes and be confident enough to ask out Jewish girls.
Profit
Jack Robinson
Get part of your dick removed so everyone knows you're a slave to kikes.
James Wright
Bro do you even shower?
Ian Morales
Kayden Phillips
Do you really walk around asking to see other dude's dicks to check to see if they're "slave to da joos?"
Carter Thompson
ws
Joshua Gonzalez
Im genuinely curious how someone gets like that
Tyler Bailey
see
Jonathan Martinez
Blake Edwards
why are you fucking a sissy fag with a star of david on his back?
Logan Jones
Jeremiah Miller
Man shilling hard on Jow Forums for dick chopping. Fuck I hate judaism.
Jayden Allen
>naturally clean dick
Theres a pee hole silly