Listen up incels

I was one of you a few years ago until I joined the Army. I lost weight got Jow Forums and started being hygienic. I hired some hookers in Germany and before I knew it, I started talking to women. I am a still a little spergy and am not in the top 20% of men but I am not an incel. I get pussy by talking to women.

If you consider yourself an incel, stop being fat, start showering, and start talking to women. I am not saying you have to join the military but if you are a lazy ass like me you might need an external force to motivate you. I needdd the Army because my parents and pussy was not enough to motivate me.

Remember: there is almost no such thing as an incel. There are a lot of volcels that choose the lifestyle. Whether it’s via blackpilling or being a fatass, it’s a choice. You are not an incel unless you are clinically retarded or have a very noticible deformity.

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>joined the army
lmao faggot

>currently in uni on scholarship
>lost weight, got Jow Forums on my own
>pledged a frat
>cured my autism
>girls are free, hotter, and younger
nice work, you wasted your 20s risking your life for israel

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>You fucked a few prostitutes were it's legal
That's cute, man.
Got any war stories?

not a fatass...
objectively speaking society is shit, and i don't want to participate in it.

self improvement is based though.

What did you do in the army? Do army fags who aren't in Iraq or Afghanistan really just sit around in bases all day?

>I hired some hookers
>I get pussy by talking to women
And then handing them cash. Do you have any self-awareness at all? I hope you aren't going to a line unit, you're a dead man for sure.

>and start talking to women
>then you really start hating women
good job retard

>pledged a frat
Top cringe

talking to women might fix you

but it is not going to fix them

the only hope of fixing women is by taking their rights away, physically beating them back into the kitchen, closing the borders and killing the jews

thats the only thing that will save you and white women

getting pussy isnt the problem for me
the instant after climax with some bar sloot i feel a deep sense of revoltion towards myself and the woman. it happens every singld time. the feeling is so intense it outweighs the fleeting satisfaction i got with the woman in the first place.
i want a real woman to be my long term girlfriebd/wife but i only seem to be able to attract whores
in fact, when im getting intimate with a woman and then deny her, the satisfaction lasts for weeks and i jerk off to it for years to come

Who the fuck do you think you are you fucking narcissistic piece of shit? I already did four years in the army cunt, I'm engaged and I make almost a hundred grand a year, you obviously aren't from here or you would know the differences between reality and memes.

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>but i only seem to be able to attract whores
Stop looking at porn retard

t. SSgt. McFuckhead, Army Recruiter

>being this new
it's called /sig/ you newfaggot
Jow Forums always tells anons to lift

Oh wow. Good for you, faggot. O-3 here. If you don't have a booty call in at least two continents, you're a super faggot. I don't feel bad for incels. I feel bad for people that use the term. Just like stupid THOTs that do this type of shit.

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can you elaborate?
i very rarely look at porn but i cant deny that i do

Men who fuck hookers don't "talk" to women you pathetic cuck, LOL, I can't wait until you get divorced 5 times like a GOOD GOY.

I remember one time I walked straight into an amateur teen hooker's apartment and started kissing her, all night, yeah I stayed there all night, and she couldn't even get me hard. What a womanlet LMAO!
Then I saw her by chance at a motel and she ran away from me after I called her nickname I gave her, only to shuffle around outside my door at the middle of the night but I was too busy shitposting.
Just a little insight into man stuff, FYI.

You're not incel if the only thing keeping you from getting laid is getting in shape and socializing.

>can you elaborate?
It just perverts your brain into thinking slutty behavior is desirable.

1 post by this id, OP never joined the army
OP doesn't get pussy.

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>being a geed
cringe and bluepilled
honestly pledging was one of my best decisions

>implying everyone here is like you were a few years ago
Was never unhygienic or over 14% bodyfat. Ok?

There's no reason to bother with women unless she's a suitable prospective mother. Literally irrelevant.

Based leaf

There is nothing new under the sun

t. i keep pretending everybody in the world is shit, so i feel better for every little progress i make in life

>I fucked around you can too

Good good goyim.

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>Listen up incels
sage

>what's up with the Reddit spacing
Son, is that you?

I'm an incel because I have a serious skin condition that makes me really ugly.