Anybody ever find one of these in their suitcase?

All the fucking time.
I travel abroad at least twice a month. It seems like the more you travel, the more they check your shit...probably think I am a drug smuggler.

Joke is on them, I stuff the bolivian snow up my hatchet wound.

They will inspect if of there is something weird looking in there. Idk if there is random selection as well but I know the time my GF insisted we bring back a jar of beach sand for some cringy pinterest seashell vacation memento my bag got the tag bigtime.

I had to buy shampoo on a recent trip. I was going to throw it away but a retarded family member put it in a large ziplock bag and put it in my suitcase. The idiot TSA agent opened my suitcase to inspect it, didn't return it to the ziplock bag, and I had hair and solders all over my clothes + that sign when I got home.

Why? I love this place, especially in regards to outdoor activity and hunting. Pic related, wild meat from public land. I pay taxes, contribute to the economy, and contribute to New Zealand wildlife by working in ecology and volunteering at DOC and ecosanctuaries. I think the mudslimes should leave instead.

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Unfortunately Australia has no vacancies at the moment. Please leave.

First time I ever flew.
You know who you are you cheap cunts

Do you like yellow-eyed penguins?

>zippers on luggage

Any excuse to disregard my rights while still acting moralfag
Opinion discarded

>not restricting yourself to carry-on limits
this is where you're fucking up.

Fuckin based

t. tsa ghoul

This

I am a New Zealand-born citizen. I don't want to move to Australia. Especially considering how cucked they are becoming.
Yes i do.

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Dog smelled your beach refuse

if you're white and male you are being targeted for suspected whiteness

One day I'm going to check in a bag filled with Dragon dildos, condoms, lube, and nothing else.

Kinda based
Little yellow sister pls show solidarity with indigenous Whites and dont fight against them on behalf of jews

There is no difference between Australia and New Zealand. You must return to the Orient.

The TSA engages in a process called "Dutching." They can't racially profile or the ACLU would start screaming so their strategy has been to mask profiling with random pulls. If they pull three or four random white tourists traveling for Christmas they can make it look like they didn't specifically target an Arab for having bought a one way ticket in cash.

It was relevant ya cunts

I remember doing a fundraiser with my class for the Yellow Eyed Penguin Trust back in middle school. We got a very nice letter from your prime minister’s office. You New Zealanders are all right.

I SHOULD be restricting myself to a lawful government instead

this multiple times over the years TSA employees have been caught with thousands in dollars in stolen merchandise or other shit

I like it when they do it on a return trip and it's full of dirty laundry and sweaty gym clothes

I've also shipped my clothes ahead of myself to avoid check-in. cheaper than most fees

Where in NZ are you?

if that were the case but it's not

Because the aclu isnt just one of their branches

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Checked

I get one almost every time. I check about 70lbs worth of tools. Sometimes they open up my small part bins and dump them upside down, spilling the contents all over. Putting things back the same way is apparently too complicated.

Lel are you trying to get some ching chong pussy?

Politely based

Straight white Australian Male from upper middle class.

I had my snowboard bag checked when I went through the states this year. It happens to my parents. Within Australia I get Drugs and explosive swabs all the time when I travel. Unless you are super sketchy, it would be random screening. At Australian Domestic airports they have security officers at the security checks whose job is to pull people aside and swipe their clothes and carry on luggage for explosives/drugs. It is literally random screening.

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no i mean if you have metal in the suitcase, like a laptop or a power drill.

I get one every time I travel with my laptop in my checked bag.

Pretty flimsy claim

about every 3-4 times i fly. i fly about 10-12 times a year for work

You're exactly who they'd be looking at for moving large amounts of unreported cash or antiquities. The shit people with connections to China toss in luggage is insane.

Now I wanna see your tits.

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Perfectly normal behavior for any user travelling and wishing to cut costs

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yeah this is most likely
they tried to steal my laptop and dropped it and returned it to my bag damaged
I filed a claim and got $700 from the US treasury
little did they know I had a warranty and ended up buying bitcoin with that $700 to buy weed on silkroad

Wow they can totally frame you.

The one time they did check I had a Fleshlight lol

That is actually fairly common. Look up "Leather Weekend".

No. I have anything important I need as a small carry on. Clothes and what have you I have shipped to where I'm going, since it's super cheap and actually reliable, and then ship them home. No need to worry about my luggage either, since FedEx and UPS don't lose your shit.

Didn't get my baggage inspected

But did get randomly selected for additional screening while coming back from a trip, nearly shit myself

Last time I got one I had a perfect bud of dank in my Jean pocket and it was still there thank the Lord

>go on a plane with a fleshlight
>get off at destination and unpack
>your fleshlight has been used

You know the fucking rules

>I have. I'm a chinese/european mutt, nothing to really be suspicious about. Maybe they get checked randomly, or if they see a suspicious shape/ball of wires through the baggage xray.
Don't be a faggot

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White people are a blessing to the human race.

>t. white knight

>Losing sleep
GET YOUR 8 HOURS

Kill yourself tranny faggot

Isn't New Zealand the capitol of Australia?

fuck you for stealing from me.

Yeah one time I told a TSA guy at the metal detector to go fuck himself because he wouldn't hand my phone back. When I got to my destination I had one of those. And on the return trip.

TSA officer here. Ask me anything if you want. I know better than the bs responses you prolly got in this thread

>tsa found the turd bag

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>he fell for the (((traveling))) meme

You ever sniff a womans panties from her luggage?

see how did you find it. you ruined me. it was my life's work.

I had hundreds of vitamins once in my bag.

I assumed they thought it was drugs.

Turd will how up as an organic un-uniformed mass and we have to test it for explosives.

No

A MAN'S?!?!

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No. We dont care about drugs. Drugs cant blow up planes. We also know when you have drugs in your bag, you aint being slick. We just dont care. Unless you drug muling shit load of coke or something.

How does it feel knowing your job is make work and won’t ever save anyone?

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Yep. Standard bullshit. Don't worry about it.

Did you have a laptop, battery pack, tablet, any electronic devices that weren’t obviously cosmetic (such as hair dryer) in your luggage? If so that is a guaranteed TSA bag check. I’d be more worried if they checked my shit and I didn’t get a notice.

>dont care about drugs

Then why does TSA harass for the smallest amount of drugs?

youtube.com/watch?v=deUk45Bb3tY

Stop LARPing. Reminder: Hope for Autism.

London is the Capital of Australia

>We also know when you have drugs in your bag,

How? Over here in the UK if you are going through security with hand luggage and you dont separate liquids etc they will open bag, look through and run a swab over clothes that goes into a machine. It tests explosives through to drugs in seconds.

But if a bag is going into a hold, how would they know without opening? Or do they know and just leave the small amount of drugs to save time and effort?

It's not a big deal at all and completely standard in almost every country I've been to. China had like 5 people as we were about to board inspecting every bag.

my toolbox always gets one. occasionally my regular bag if i throw tools in there too to split weight.

its nothin.

I enjoy my job. 23$/hr with full gov. Benefits and retirement plan(meh one but better than nothing). Also 80% of the people coming through dont say anything, 10% are assholes and want to strt something, but 10% actually thank you for keeping them safe so feels good when you get that. And yea it's satisfying when you find a gun in someones bag(the most common life ending threat we get). You get tons of knives too, and its like a fun game finding them in bags. And how would i know how many lives tsa saves, impossible statistic to truly find out. How do you know that person just forgot the gun in his bag or was going to shoot the plane up.

shut the fuck up faggot

Customs is not tsa. Im not larping i work at tsa

TSA have xray machines, we dont hand check bags. And the etd machine just looks for particles that are known explosives. Thats why if someone does a lot of gardening or if it snows out, they will trigger a false alarm.

Yep

I had. And like that was not enough, those fuckers changed the 3 digit code so I had to pick my own fucking lock.

Tits

Kek

You have value as a human. With that being said fuck the TSA. Nothing personal.

once in like 100 domestic and overseas flights

Probably. It also probably looked weird if/when the bag was imaged.

TSA niggers, literally niggers, have fumbled through your belongings. Just burn it all. No self respecting person would use luggage or wear clothes soiled by apes.

Yes sand will get checked always. Same thing with cat litter. Its because it shows up as a huge mass of light inorganic material. We have to do a special test on those, which means we need a sample of it. Always take it out of the back to make the process faster.

It's not a big deal. Just stab the TSA guy and leave a sticky note on his chest saying that you sincerely regret the action, but you are not liable for damage to the TSA guy resulting from your necessary security precaution.

I traveled with a gun once and was never checked.

yup

All the time. I travel to attend/work festivals, with a couple of big-ass duffle bags full of rigging gear and sum electronics.

I've started including in my bags pictures of the stuff as it is used, so they'll know what they are looking at.

So far nobody has fucked up any of my stuff, and nothing has gone missing.