/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MELANIA! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania meet w/Military Leaders in Iraq 12/26/18
youtu.be/UyEd1LQSBsA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania w/the Troops 12/26/18
youtu.be/hgpnLIcfP-w
youtu.be/Yle00CALi5Q
dvidshub.net/video/652055/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Visit the Troops in Iraq 12/26/18
youtu.be/cwf0x9eAnLg
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 12/26/18
youtu.be/8XL16inRyJs
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 12/26/18
youtu.be/qVznC2fqpa8
youtu.be/YxIeqLmTugY
>CEAChair Hassett outside WH 12/26/18
c-span.org/video/?456414-1/
>TrumpTweet: Merry Christmas! 12/25/18
youtu.be/2jKh0OLGNDs
>Pres Trump Christmas Teleconference w/Troops 12/25/18
youtu.be/vHsWAJUzLCo
>Pres Trump Christmas Press Conf 12/25/18
youtu.be/1ddHcDfH-Z8
>Merry Christmas from Team Trump 12/24/18
youtu.be/OOYZjBIxCRg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Take Christmas Calls 12/24/18
youtu.be/ZRS4oaQqXbw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Christmas Eve Service 12/24/18
youtu.be/dyyvMBj5v3w
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on F&F 12/24/18
youtu.be/yaczK6pimqg
>OMBDir Mulvaney on FoxNews 12/23/18
youtu.be/wEU9JS-Gigk
>TrumpTweet: We Must Have Border Security 12/22/18
youtu.be/JMqgAMVAk44
>DepPressSec Gidley on JudgeJeanine 12/22/18
youtu.be/lSJjjvq7z5I
>Pres Trump @First Step Act Bill Signing 12/21/18
youtu.be/_m6ZFdfK3TI
>Apollo 8 50th Anniversary 12/21/18
youtu.be/Wfd0oC3eFWw

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baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-ci-gun-buyback-cost-20181221-story.html
youtube.com/watch?v=-p6OH7FoWoQ
twitter.com/AnonBabble

AWOO

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What the FUCK is he doing

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I need to puff on Melania's boots

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>being that late
Pretty sure you owe debnts now

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YOU DIDN'T RECYCLE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OP

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have any of you seen Slither the movie? watching it now for first time, seems pretty legit.
will keep you all updated

who here Big Brain Crew(BBC)?

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MODS!!!!!!! Ban this fucking pedo already!

violated protocols for not having one prebaked

30 MINUTES

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Doing the right thing and withdrawing from Syria?

REMEMBER TO REPORT THE CHINK PEDO

his job.

His job that he was elected for

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CP!!!!!!!

Merry 26th, Anons!

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subrise merchant :DDD

Oh no no no

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No, sorry.

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>it's still a burger and 30 fries until that time comes here
>I'm tired as shit and just want to go to bed
I'm never gonna make it, am I?

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>it's nearly every slut between the ages of 13 and 21 starts signing up for gym memberships for their NYR season
I hate this time of year

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WERE GOING TO RECYCLE THIS THREAD NEXT

I wonder why the shill fags are out in force, yet cant say anything of substance

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Awoo

Baltimore Police: $163,000 spent on gun buyback that yielded over 1,000 firearms — and a rocket launcher
>baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-ci-gun-buyback-cost-20181221-story.html

>The firearms collected so far include 509 handguns, 273 rifles, 245 shotguns — and a rocket launcher. Tuggle said the department has reached out to military and Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives to trace the rocket launcher’s origin. The city paid $500 for it.

What are they doing down there?

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putting words like "comprehensive" or "common sense" before a bunch of bullshit does not magically make it good

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OH FUCK

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no burger, just 28 fries

Slant eyed Slav whore.

no

fuck off chink

That bitch was always hideous
That jawline and those shoulders too
She'd be a lot better for rushing the B gap and taking the qb

>wikifeet and braap barns
please stop, these aren't good

boo

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Home gym mustard race, or so I've heard

dabbing on Israel's grave

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Are you gay?

I haet newyeartimegym

She was wet, friend. That is why. Same grill as other pics.

hardy not hearty
be best

sorry for late bake

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YES AWOO!

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>they'll be okay

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Gook

Yeah but that would imply I'm anywhere the coasts full of faggots, niggers, or otherwise degenerate human beans. I live in a real man's timezone.

>not rubbing your boner through your spandex against their yoga pants

It's the only language they know, user

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I want Melania to stomp my balls

I don’t remember this character, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that he kicked everyone’s ass at one point?

Literally a pedo. Kill yourself.

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t. gainz goblin idf

Are you retarded?

>not owning iron and building a sandbag
Urban retards raus

>sold planes to Israel
>sold planes to KSA
Not only dabbing on it, but profiteering off it too, finally a president who wants to put America first

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Pedo

that's the same girl?
That's crazy.

this
remember to report all his off topic and split posts

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I wonder if this had anything to do with that billion dollar aid package Congress wanted to send to Israel that Randlet wanted to block

Reminder to reduce, reuse, recycle

No, are you? Do you know how timezones work?

Comprehensive and common sense population removal.

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I feel like the dem party is like this. Remember that episode when Pinky is in Charge. That's Occasio-Cortez

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stoopid AWOOposter

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winter a best desu

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That's ok user, as long as it's not a chink or a chink wearing an ancap flag!

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drumpf status: [told]

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Soon, Mike....

it's 12am-4am EST
your timezone doesnt matter retard

Are you the guy who wants to fight? I'll do it now fucker

He's just a really fast cricket that everyone had to hit with a huge heavy hammer

Should 8-9am be emptier or 9-10pm? I start my new job near the NYR rush and need to decide if I want to go before or after work.

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warning CP within.

It's the most wonderful time of the year

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I swear, Jow Forums is the gayest fucking board on this gay fucking site.

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that quote is by a jew, Gustav Mahler, although he did convert to Catholicism

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Eh, close enough.

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There was a time when frenz were kind
When their replies were soft
And their memes inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the thread was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong

I memed a meme in times gone by
When hope was high and threads worth lurking
I dreamed, that Awoo would never die
I dreamed that mods would be forgiving
Then I was new and unafraid
And memes were made and used and wasted
There was no (You)s to be paid
No song unsung, no salt untasted
But the splitters come at night
With their shillposts soft as thunder
As they tear your threads apart
As they turn your meme to shame

Frenz camped a summer by my side
They filled my nights with endless wonder
/ptg/ took my childhood in its stride
But frens were gone when autumn came
And still I dream they'll come to me
That we will post for years together
But there are memes that cannot be!
And there are storms we cannot weather!
I had a dream /ptg/ would be
So different from this HELL I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now shills have killed the meme
I memed

youtube.com/watch?v=-p6OH7FoWoQ

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it is, so fucking comfy

I said "here" dipshit. I was implying those hours don't start until midnight local time. Congratulations, you've turned a silly joke into some serious discussion about timezones. God damn, you knee jerk reflexers have to ruin everything.

>as long as it's not a chink
h-heh, right

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>HEY FELLOW PEETEEGEE POSTERS
>HERE IS THE REAL THREAD
>WAIT WHY AREN'T YOU GOING

*AHEM*
*TING TING TING*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CHINKS
AND FUCK PEDOS

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9-10 will be decisively emptier but people often work out early because of being worn out at the end of the day.

37c here.

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Anything to not be the center of attention.

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It will be 12am EST in 23 minutes THERE
how are you this fucking dumb?

lmao, trying out /mu/-brand meme magic in preparation for 2020, I see.

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Yep. Rachel Cook.

she's pretty much every retarded side character that is constantly saying random non-sequiters that all the other characters either ignore or at most pause and stare in silent disapproval

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Good to know.

Why do you want to fuck little kids, you sick fuck?

NUKE ISRAEL 2019