Why does this shitty little mountain country even exist? Why has nobody conquered them yet?
>literal shit military
>gay flag
>hoard gold like jews
>landlocked like fags
Seriously every time I look at a map and see Switzerland I throw up a little bit in my mouth.
Their language doesn't even make sense
It is a kike safe space.
Looks comfy from here
Try a tasty Toblerone chocolate treat.
I feel confident your views will change.
I too encourage you to try a tasty Toblerone chocolate treat.
You will soon see things our way.
ive been there twice. its the most boring, autistic place ever on planet earth.
1) very safe
2) very clean
but also very boring and the people are dogshit in terms of personality. absolutely horrible place to visit. i guess for a family its nice though.
Switzerland is Finland and Monte Cassino all in one. It wouldn't be worth the cost.
I was kind of surprised at that. I had to deal with an insurance company over there after my Dad died and they all sort of seemed like American-tier assholes. I thought they'd be chill and refined; I was really taken aback by their shitty attitudes.
It hasn't been invaded because nobody cares about it.
dogshit in what sense?
There's a reason why the Paypal Guard is Swiss. Learn some military history Mutt. They are like Romanians, Spartans of the mountains
alpine race are the superhuman, even jews do not dare to cross them
it's an insurance company, they're only nice when you want to sign up for business
It's got beautiful scenery and a functional economy but in terms of being a country it exists for purely political reasons and has always been divided between the French and German ethnic groups and to a lesser degree the Italians and romansch which has limited a homogenous cultural development so today their only united culture is muh capitalism and muh neutrality. /thread
It's where the blood suckers hold their naked children hunting parties...
Their whole country can move underground 4 times over and survive a nuclear holocaust.
Every other bar, tree or rock you see is actually a gun turret.
All adult citizens who served the mandatory military own an assault rifle.
They own the most important monetary asset in the world... GOLD.
Swiss military gear is dope AF.
They are what Texas wishes to be.
Looks like a very nice little town
you really have nothing better to do?
yeah i think the reply before mine sums it up well. dont suppose thats any different anywhere.
extremely unfriendly, cold, withdrawn. just a cold people in general.
Ha. I think you are right. They actually sent an agent to the house to pick up the check when he bought the policy some 30 years ago.
Redeeming the damn thing reminded me of the stories of East Germans escaping to West Berlin in the 1960s.
checked, based, redpilled, and true
My neighbor moved there and the only time ive talked to him again he basically called the us a shithole and said hes never been happier
This thread is odd when ive heard nothing but great things. Its probably just the usual cityfaggots being cityfaggots, makes no difference which city and people dont visit nowhereville when they go on vacation or deal internationally
Well they're getting rid of banking secrecy now so, there really isn't much of a reason for to exist.
Israel is extracting the last of the nazi gold from switzerland, so they put pressure on the EU to put pressure on switzerland to abolish banking secrecy, so now we can't hide our assets there.
Look at property prices in the coastal balkans - they're skyrocketing. That's because property rights are strong there and it's extremely easy to invest. Old, OLD swiss-stored money that can no longer be stored there is going right into property in out-of-the-way countries to keep it safe.
>t. very much involved in this shady jew shit
U mad mutt?
Im still amazed they gave that up. Literally what the fuck are they thinking. Probably worse than taking in millions of nigs
Skiing, Chocolate, Cheese and Money Laundering. Thats about it...
The Swiss were high-IQ rednecks from Germany, France, Italy and other surrounding countries who had enough of the shit enforced by those governments. rednecks basically got together and formed their own country up in the mountains not to be bothered by sjw city slickers.
I wish some swarthy nation did invade,pillage and plunder those mountain kikes.
I'd lol all the way to THE BANK!
Perhaps the USA should have given it a shot instead of wasting all the money,munition,manpower and time on shitholes like Iraq
That's where the kikes pull the Federal reserve strings
it's a jewish invention
Responding unironically to OP's bait makes u a retard.
SAGE
Thank you my brother, takes one to know one.
We'll probably take it during the EU war
We need a place to keep money away from the jews. Long live to based Switzerland.
what is the point of America? being brown and serving the interests of Israel?
Underrated shitpost
Takes based to know based that is...
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toblerone is now halal. don’t buy that shit nomore lads.
>shit military
>never been conquered
REALLY makes you think.
ALAHU AHKBAR
ALAHU AHKBAR
Because they are like the one ring. They rule all. Home of all the aristocrat families.
dumb mutt
fpbp
they make good chocolate tho
>Paypal Guard
Spoke with one Swiss guy about it and he said he wishes the Eidgenossenschaft would kick out all slavs and frogs.
>Why has nobody conquered them yet?
They're surrounded by mountains, making it very difficult to get an invading army in. Furthermore, everyone's armed, and they have every other country by the balls because they're holding onto everyone's wealth.
No one's dumb enough to invade Switzerland.
There's no animals killed to produce a toblerone. It'd be halal by default.
They'll call the cops on their neighbours for mowing the grass a week late. A bit of an exaggeration but they're like the stereotypes of Germans X 10
not for long
>slavs and frogs
He was obviously Albanian
They gave up banking secrecy years ago
Frogs are leftists and Swiss in general hate yugos
Switzerland it that place where are jews hoard their money and retire after they drink enough virgin blood.
but is it’s explicitly declared on it. boycott these pandering cunts.
i feel nostalgic
This guy gets it
>t. Lived there 20 years
One of the original offshore heavens.
That's like the fucking retarded
>vegan
stickers on the salad in Migros. It makes no sense but someone paid someone money to put that fucking label on their shit for marketing reasons.
Only eat Frey chocolate.
>Why does this shitty little mountain country even exist? Why has nobody conquered them yet?
mountainous country where every house has a weapon and a bunker.
Sounds like heaven.
True and based.
Aren't Albanians slavs?
Please, do some learning, germanbro. It is a matter of general education, for god's sake.
texan, can confirm
Money laundering haven for kikes
Switzerland is a tax heaven with extreme bank secrecy. Every millionaire in the planet has a bank account there. Its very existance is guaranteed because the 0.01% need a place like it to store their money, hidden from general scrutiny and free of taxes. That country will exist forever. Even Germany didn't dare conquering during WWII it because it is just so important and powerful in the shades.
The USA, Russia or China could perish for whatever reason but Switzerland will not. Ever.
I had a great time visiting Switzerland and the people were friendly. Maybe you're just a dick.
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kek
Why r u guys even boycotting it’s the best chocolate ever imported in
>mountain country
that’s why it hasn’t been invaded yet and also all of its citizen knows how to use guns and have trained before so it’s basically a better 2nd amendment and rarely any school shootings.. imagine that?
ok the point is cutting of a part from germany and binding them with ethnic french and italian people in a made up nation.
napoleon literaly made up modern switzerland, originaly the swiss were a union of german towns for selfdefense that at some point were so good at war they started invading other towns to press them into a forced alliance etc, like the history of every citystate system ever.
problem is they only have one open flan in their mountain country and that points towards france,a dn the napoleon used it and when he broke up the holy roman empire he bound these state sin the helvetian republic to prevent the swiss, a breed of most formidable soldiers, from being infected with german nationalism and joining the germans, even the national symbol of the swiss the swiss dagger was actualy popular with ALL south germans, so the waffen SS issued their famous daggers after their pattern.
in the old times the 2 demands you msut fulfill to become swiss were: being german, and swaering the oath of the eidgenossenshcaft.
also the eidgenossenmodel with no intermediate nobility between citiziens and the emperor of holy roman empire of german nation almost became the all german standart because of the farmer wars(bauernkriege) where germans of actuall all regions where some form of german was spoken took up arms to varieng degrees to bascily tell the middle and low nobility to fuck off, they did suceed only partialy and won a lot of additional rights for the peasents and their own riechsgericht court to actualy have leverage against nobility
actualy it had been invaded by napoleon but the swiss actualy fucking denie it because then they would have to admit that they are at the moment as much a nations as the belgians
>Even Germany didn't dare conquering during WWII
No real tactical advantage to invading Switzerland. France and Russia made a lot more sense.
every single person in switzlerland has a semiauto rifle... nobody wants to fuck with them
SIMILAR TO AMAERICA NIGGER
Leave the Mountain-Germans alone
actualy the kikes only took foot in the swisslands oin the second half of the 19th century, before that, only about 24 kike familys lived in the entire country working as cattletraders
there was then a vote to giv ethe jews full citizienship rights,
and the swiss overwhelmingly tald the jews to go fuck emselfs,
but in a weird flex france in which jews could be full citiziens decided to play in the game, and negotiated more rights for french jews living in the siwss for trading purposes.
french could reach this through trade leaverage
and then the weird thing happened there was a civil war or almost a civil war a new constitution was made, and suddenly jews were full citiziens, against the popular vote of the swiss people.
and suddenly a lot of jews appeared in switzerland.
i source this froma book about socialism in switzerland
That's not how it works newfag
Shut the fug up.
also germany actualy got some support in switzerland and asome poeple thought about rejoining germany with the german parts of switzerland, also swiss joined certain SS divisions, and helped the nazis to bankroll
>thread about switzerland again
just leave us alone ok?
overrated garbage chocolate, even before that halal debacle
>chocolate taste is unremarkable
>chocolate is hard to take a bite from
>it has those shitty honey or something bits that give it a weirder taste and stick to your teeth like cavities
You got memed into thinking that if you say toblerone is a good chocolate it means you are accustomed to european sweets/culture or something. There is nothing more cringey than some american or canadian wanting to fit in by saying toblerone chocolate is good
*spits in your face*
Now I'm reminded of that thread where a user found some nigger dead outside. Op was from Switzerland.
didnt Napoleon conquer them in 1810?
no he was just visiting
(((they))) will never let any one of us alone. never.
and if it is only because you voted agains tthem 1 time they will ahte you for having a country, they lacked for so long
>PayPal guard
he did and basicly made the modern swiss,
swiss live in denial see
Switzerland is basically the Afghanistan of Europe, everyone is armed and the terrain is impenetrable
and people are fare too close with their livestock
I've been there. It's beautiful and safe and all but they're gold hoarding mountain Jews who finance everything and give zero fucks about anyone else
du bist lustig
They have Swiss watches and industrial equipment too. Oh and cafes you can get BJ's in
* Rolex was created by an Englishman and a German in London, and moved to Switzerland as a tax avoidance thing.
Based
toblerone is shit and owned by a shitty US company. Lindt is best "big company" chocolate.
>Oh and cafes you can get BJ's in
details please