Who’s buying stocks. Another record breaker

Jews are learning from newly minted crypto millionaires and that volatile market that is controlled very profitable for select few

You're a fucking retard. Volatility like this is indicative of a crash. If it goes up 2k points tomorrow then we might have another great depression.

What you saw yesterday is called a short squeeze. It wasn't even that big, only 5%. 2008 had days that gained 11%

Suck a nigger fart kid
I’ll enjoy cashing in on 5k like I did today tomorrow and you can cry about it.

Jokes on you
I can make 5k in my sleep and you can shit post
Sweet nigger

Buy BPMX and LODE

I made 9.6% today. Saw it coming from a mile away. Put me at over 30% gains for the quarter. Keep buying ETH pyramid schemes you dumb cunts.

prove it

the heaviest larp ITT

After losing how much?

>Buying stocks
At this point, all I'm buying is Chainlink.

Good news from the Asian markets - Nikkei's up 750 points, completely negating the two day slump

Sure, if you are day trading you might get lucky, but long term the market is fucked.

If you like volatility so much put on your big boy pants and get on bitmex nigger

>10 - 2 year bond yield inverted
>double peak
>death cross
>still less than 2% interest rates
The markets are crashing with no survivors

That's to be expected after seeing the dow today.

This

It's amazing I go online tonight and no one is talking about this. The largest gain in history. All the stock fears completely btfo and exposed for being fake. This is historic stuff, no one is talking about it.

I watched permabulls say the same thing when crypto started crashing in January. The last two years were the bull market. Things do not go up forever, why is it so hard for retards to understand this.

Where's the bottom though? I've heard both 19k and 14k

Holy shit you guys are really trying to recover your losses. When money is inflated it's easy to make the "biggest gain in history".

In real purchasing power though today's gain is nothing compared to some days in 2008 that saw 11% gains.

Look up what a short squeeze is and realise how much people are betting on a crash, if banks are willing to put this much money into the squeeze.

>Leaving your trades overnight.

Ask me how I know you are a lieing POS.

When you're wrong, please have some integrity and never come on here pretending like you know what you're talking about again.

That would be pretty epic if all of the 'clever' shorters got BTFO by a short squeeze

The charts don't lie

You know, they also thought the good times were going to last forever in the 20's.

the only reason the dow didn't drop lower is because Mnuchin called the plunge protection team. Whenever the stock market is about to tank the president meets with investment bank presidents to raise it. This isn't a sign of a recovery it's a last ditch effort to save a failing economy.

>POUR YOUR SHEKELS INTO MY RIGGED GAME YOU CAN BE A WINNER TO FELLOW GOYS
hmm

>last bump before the freefall
AAAHAAHH!

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1987-10-19 1,738.74 −508.00 −22.61%
1987-10-21 2,027.85 +186.84 +10.15%
1987-10-26 1,793.93 −156.83 −8.04%

1929-10-28 260.64 −38.33 −12.82%
1929-10-29 230.07 −30.57 −11.73%
1929-10-30 258.47 +28.40 +12.34%
1929-11-06 232.13 −25.55 −9.92%
1929-11-14 217.28 +18.59 +9.36%

This volatility should scare the pants off of you.

Huge 0.11% gain bro

you buy low, not high

dumbass

I used my neural network ai quantum computer to predict the future for you

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il a acheté?

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>digits

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>making money is bad

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>here's why you should be scared (AND THAT'S A BAD THING!)

Let's look back at other recording setting 1 day gains:
1. just before 2008 crash
2. just before 1929 crash

DEAD
CAT
BOUNCE

You fucking morons.

this faggot gets it. ffs everyone else can go die in a fire.

Short the market then

>dead cat bounce
That's when something hits all time lows then bounces back, dumb ass
>look at these two examples
Yeah, now look at the hundreds of other record highs that didn't crash the economy. BUT MUH 2008

You mean planning to post some more non-functioning pipe bombs.

Limits and stops.
Kid is lying though.

This

>Nothing bad will ever happen to me.

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If its not +100 or more its a loss for the day.

Dow futures are -345.00. Who wants to buy?

I only buy nike

Was just buying new balance shoes got support them American companies.

Well these were made in the uk.

>failing to mention ANY stock investment in 1987 would have had a 9.47% compound gain per year with a total gain of 1552% to date
negro-teir shortsightedness