Dear FBI

Whatever I posted on this retarded board was 100% a joke I never meant any of it.

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Wtf is this gay meme

I'm really, really sorry!

I lost all my posts in a tragic boating accident.

The FBI can lick my balls. Fucking traitors.

Too late, you have been found guilty, you must await instructions from the Committee of Affairs

dear feds and whoever else is watching. I stand behind every post and word. You know I don't fuck around.

Everything I have posted on this board is meant purely as satire, and poor at that. I have emotional outbursts and that is reflected in every post.

AND I FUCKING CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SECURE MY WIFI, AND MY NEIGHBORS STEAL IT FOR SURE. They also steal my fucking browser agent and metadata.

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No! Don't say that!

I like jokes.