Shit's so fucked

Shit's so fucked.
Jesus Christ on a stick. I go outside. A wall of straight black splinters-for-hair. Faces the colour of old newspaper, thin slits inked onto the surface. the only things that set them apart are their randomly-generated fashion accessories: a pair of fluffy ears, a gold iphone, a neon glowstick or a blow-up canoe... could be anything. default setting is cameraphone. I sometimes have a giggle in my head wondering what they might turn into if I spray with with water, or feed them after midnight. Wouldn't be surprised if they spawn-breed in the fucking ocean just like the corals.

I know the matrix hasn't been updated in awhile... but really guys? fucking REALLY? These Chinese "people" are barely passing for humans.

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Is it chaos manifest? Are they the tools of Satan?

Who do I blame for this absolute blemish of malfunction scarred across the earth?

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how is it possible for them to be such atrocious drivers. do they have a deficiency in visuo spatial iq that bad?

why do you think we call them bug people? they are never manually controlling themselves, they are not really sentient

Chinks go beyond "Distracted drivers", some of them (mainlanders) look like they have no prefrontal or neocortex whatsoever, pure hindbrain

I couldn’t understand what the fuck you were saying until I read it again in an Australian accent.

They don't care and nobody is enforcing driving rules. China puts on a big show that they are somebody big, but its just a large hollow shell waiting to break because of lack of building inspection, cheated materials, and no maintenance.

The idea with the social credit thing is that people will be forced into acting better because nobody care because there isn't something punishing them for breaking the rules. However, its going to fail and do nothing, just like everything else China has ever done. They might punish some big name celebrities into scaring the population into thinking the social credit actually means something.

first and second generation chinese in america tend to be shitty drivers too, might be somewhat genetic

They're not any worse than anywhere else in the world, they're just a huge country population with a lot of cameras everywhere so you see more videos from there.

If I suddenly made New Zealand have a billion citizens then for some odd reason you'd start seeing shit loads of videos of wacky accidents from them too and then brainlets on here would wonder why New Zealenders are so crazy.

the chinese diaspora and their descendents are bad dirvers too, and the bad driving you see in these videos coming out of china are comically bad, regardless of population. i unironically believe you wouldn't be able to find anything approaching the frequency and freakishness of the kind of accidents that occur in china even if you went looking for in new zealand by constantly filming the roads 24/7

Was that guy dropping in on purpose kek?

China will be the dominant economy in 10 years

get used to it fags

Accepting his Karma/ fate. He was pre destined to fall into the crater , and will be re incarnated as a dolphin

Han Chinese are the product of rape and enslavement. Think of the kind of people who were able to pass on their genes while their people were slaves for a thousand years. Hint: not the strong and not the clever.

As Final Destination-esque as this is, the guy who got nailed by the pole actually got away.
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Asians are widely known to be shit drivers in the USA too.

if he didn't it would be seen as disapproving of Communist infrastructural policy.

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aside from the fact that that's a ridiculous hypothetical situation, you have failed to account for the myriad of rules, regulations, attitudes and beliefs that hold NZ and other Western countries together. It's not just a case of surveillance and population size. These are vastly different cultures. For example, the Chinese people have had modern industrialisation and its vastly ranging effects forced upon over the course of a few decades. This has had, predictably, stark and often negative social and environmental effects on a population that was deeply uncivilised to begin with.

the nerve gas leak clip always makes me think.

Ah yes, the old forklift facelift.

shut up Australia

You are close to a painful truth.

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Chinks are less than animals. They're insects.

Chinks are cannibals.

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Chinks are the most conquered people in the world. Chinks are an eternal slave race.

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Chink society has always been shit. China has always been shit. Chinks have always been shit.

China is just plain shit.

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This is mandatory reading, just tried posting it as well.

That's not gas. They bridged overhead powerlines with that metal structure. They're being barbecued.

wrong. it is nerve gas attack

And this is a bunch of kids going for a joyride

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You're retarded

Really wish I hadnt of watched that

Kek this

this video really does make them look like absurd robots.. what the fuck. both the scooter driver and the nonchalance of the fellow who saunters up after.. what are these people

What is wrong with this people? Walking away from traffic and in the street. At least only one survived to reproduce.

Maybe there's a reason that, despite having the exact same landmass, the United States is not rushing towards a population of 1 billion, and does not have nearly as many videos of this caliber despite having 1/3 of the population of China. Maybe there's a reason that America, while having some surveillance, is not the proto-Orwellian police state that China is. Who knows why this is the case though, probably just complete randomness. There's probably not some unifying genetic backdrop that either of these countries could be characterized by which might explain why they're so different.

yeah, people throwing nerve gas bombs from speeding vehicles is a terrible inhuman crime. specially when those targetted are midgets.

If it was nerve gas their hands wouldn't be locked onto the metal bars, which is what happens when massive amounts of electricity overrides the signals your brain is sending to your muscles. There's other videos of Chinese accidental electricutions out there I'd post but my bugmen folder is on my PC. This happens when there is no regard for public and industrial safety. Occam's razor here also clearly applies.

Didn't even try to press the fucking break. What are these drivers doing? Can their slanted eyes not see shit?

Don't bother calling for an ambulance, don't try to help. The Asians are soulless shells.

Did the scaffold hit a power line or something?

nerve. gas. attack.

Work towards emigration and occasionally let slip your plans to do so. That's whay I have been doing.

no. a nerve gas attack.

The sooner you white flight the sooner the establishment faces the reward of what it's done.

Ah. I think I understand what you're saying.

Maybe that reason is that China is one of the craflestof early civilizations and has been populated for millions of years while America is a 300 years old country populated by immigrants from Europe that was previously populated by immigrants from Asia.

I know you guys lack historical perspective and shit but hell.

Also the worst drivers on earth are the Italians.

t. Chang

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This video pisses me off, it reminds me of bowling and there is always that one fucking pin that doesn't get knocked down even though you through it 100mph right down the middle

People like you are killing this board

>arguing about nerve gas
you must be very new here, welcome newfriend

Kill yourself, chink.

People like you are killing cats to eat

do chinese actually score lower on the visuo spatial subtest on iq tests though? i'm not sure if they do but if they did it would explain a lot.

So u have a source for this "nerve gas attack" u greasy wop? Looks like electrocution to me

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Nice

i was expecting a second card to follow through and take him out

post. evidence.
I posted how the video shows evidence of electrocution. Now you post evidence. Just because you want it to be true doesn't mean it is.

>still arguing about this 10 year old webm
>not knowing the nerve gas reference even though it's posted 10000 times a day here, usually with this webm

leave and kys faggot

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I'm aware of the meme, however seeing as the poster is Mexican I figure he might be retarded or something. Usually the nerve gas posters say it once and drop it.

there's not really any strong concept of safety there. pretty normal to put huge loads on old trucks with shitty brakes

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nice try, just admit your a retarded boomer new to this hungarian funnel web spider breeding forum...faggot

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good to know that even in China the chinks can't work out how to board a bus properly

This had to have been a suicide. Fucked up way to go. Why not take poison?

it's obviously nerve gas you fucking revisionist kike! fucking shills all over today.

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>Burger education
that's a mexican flag you gay retard

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for fuck's sake, imagine being this new.
you need to go back.

What the fuck?

Honestly, I have no idea what's going on in this one. A chink slumps over, his friend reaches over, tries to touch him, a big spark pops out. Is someone getting electrocuted here too?

he did a flip!

>Getting this assmad on a Bangladeshi ship-breaking forum
Holy shit Raul is it time for your siesta?
I've been here since 2009, not that it matters. Also funny you used the basket weaving forum meme. I waited until you replied so we wouldn't have two (you's) going on but now you took my streetcred but whatever.

I've seen a few videos of chinks charging into empty elevator shafts to die. Amusing.

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Sorry bro. That nerve gas is deadly stuff.

chinks and pakis are the worst drivers ever. Don't know why but it's definitely a real thing and not just a meme

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your embarrassing yourself at this point

Hmm. you are right.

it only gets deadlier in the open air

No u

I once confused the Irish flag with the Mexican flag. I felt pretty dumb afterward.

They do. The "105 IQ" meme is from them only allowing """""""""""""""""""""""the best""""""""""""""""""""""" students in the most developed cities to take them, because the CCP knows the rest of the country is single-digit IQ peasants

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INSECCT'D

Why is he spasming like that? Is his nervous system fried?

For some reason they have no concept of an empty elevator shaft, they just assume that the elevator car is always behind the door

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Surprised this ones not up yet

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The Southwest US will secede from the US after the Mexican majority successfully agitate for secession all faciltated by the (((media))).
The Northwest US will be colonised by China so as to completely undermine US hegemony in the Pacific Ocean, Vancouver is already 43% Chinese and San Francisco is being used as their base in the US.
Australia and New Zealand will be vassals of China after it successfully colonises its major coastal cities via the unregulated student visa program in both countries.
Canada will be sold to the highest bidder, however Vancouver will be secured by China as part of its strategy to undermine US hegemony in the Pacific Ocean. The demographic push will then head south into Seattle and Portland linking up with the Chinese colonists pushing north from San Francisco.
The complete loss of the West coast by the US will turn it into a banana republic and global US hegemony will be over. This will be the signal for the Sunni muslims to implement their own colonisation program, specifically, Western Europe, where the population has been demoralised by the (((media))) and the massive casualties and destruction of the European wars of the 20th century.
Eastern Europe will unite to oppose the Sunni muslim takeover of Europe, leading to nuclear strikes on Istanbul, Riyadh, Islamabad and Cairo by Russian nuclear forces.

You're mad because the Chinese are replacing your demographic. I would be mad too. But I'm smug because I'm not being replaced, I am the replacer. How's the housing prices for ya m8?