You have 35 seconds to explain to me why you aren't living it up here in the Philippines with me

I would never look sexually at anybody under 5ft tall.

Because it seems like a risky move for little pay off. I have to build my fortune in America before retiring there. My uncle who is married to a Filipino woman is trying to get me to marry his niece though, and I'm honestly starting to consider it.

All you women look like ladyboys anyway

Corruption that can frame an innocent to be put to death.

Also
>You guys drink and eat nasty shit

Philipino people are savages.

Liar.

Good for holidays. Not s great place to work

You can keep your jungle monkey islands, your women are gross orangutans and were it not for pimping your women to Western losers as a national industry you'd be starving to death, name a single Filipino export that people in the rest of the world buy that isn't your Spanish style chinese food

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Like these?

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Will be doing by the time I'm 40.

Because Philippinos are brown and ugly insectoids

OOOIIIIII!
I NEED MONEY HERE!!!
GIBE ME MONEY!

Manlets btfo
As long as you avoid the big cities why not
Manilla now, traveling all over the place soon. Try getting into security for a job, all the guards I keep seeing carry taurus revolvers or something so you would literally get a big iron, I went to fucking jollybee and the lady guard had a revolver, I felt emasculated but rather safe while eating my garlic beef

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Good Idea. I’ll get a job to get a gun to rob the shit out of you.

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this

Hotwheels lives there with a ladyboy lover

I want my kid to look like me

Like smoking pot. Hate being executed.

Because I live in Hawaii

because its full of filthy pino's

What's a pino?

dont head towards that beach OP..

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Pinoys. Come the fuck on

Even though I am a white boi, those are my niggas, I got coconuts and porno magazines for them so they prolly won't got me

I'm new here, haven't even gotten robbed or murdered yet

Are their muslims in the Philippines?

If so, im not coming.

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This. Come on user, you have to at least shoot us an invitation first.

4 out of 5 flip woman are disgusting but the 1 is amazingly hot. You promise me that 1 and I will come.

my old boss father married a little pinoy ling ling. she put a dash of rat poison in his morning coffee for months, she wanted his fortune, just had to get rid of him first.

She got found out and charged with attempted murder.

she's still in prison. nasty little demon bitch

How is the Phillipines and is it easy getting work over there? How can you live there and is it possible to be off grid Im not sure if it is an extradition country or not but I need to get out of here before they put me on child support possibly

I've seen two out of like 20,000 people

TOP KEK

Oh you dumb motherfucker, that fifth Filipina is crazy as all shit and you'll wake up to being beaten with a sandal over shit you didn't do.

Too many people

Reticulated Pythons.

oh no. Beaten by a 100 lb woman. How will I survive?

Philipinos

because flips are gross

You guys are even worse than the Chinese. The Chinese don’t have souls but you pretend to have souls.

Wondering everyday why you married this bitch?

I like my women to have vaginas

>My uncle who is married to a Filipino woman is trying to get me to marry his niece though, and I'm honestly starting to consider it.
Don't you do that. I'm warning you, you're going to end up regretting it.

Your food... its fuckin disgusting. The only things that came out good were Jolibee and Red Ribbon if you wanted to throw a dog a bone.

>Your food... its fuckin disgusting
It's fucking horrible. One thing that really stood out for me about the Philippines is the shitty food. That's why I just go to Thailand, instead.

I'm not going anywhere near pic related.

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Fuck off they’re full.

This.
OP pic is shitty to, looks like here in summertime.

Id rather move in with the meds if it wasnt for their gipsys and migrant hordes, maybe italy in a few years if salvini gets anything done.

In all seriousness me and my friend are looking for a change of scenery, we have money. If you got discord or something we can chat - I’m open minded to moving somewhere.

you have some ISIS kidnapping any foreigners that visits.

Because I own a business that needs attending to so I can keep making money and support my family. You know, like men are supposed to do.

It actually varies, as there are some developed areas here that are seriously good looking you'll think it's a first world country, most of them actually owned and developed by mostly Chinese Corporations, many in the inner cities near the capital are ABSOLUTE SHITHOLES you'll think you're in fucking India.
If you want to really settle go find a secluded developed residential areas that are managed by a reputable land developer and go find cities far away from the congested capital city of manila, preferably Subic, Cities near Boracay or Palawan, or Tagaytay, which are very suitable due to it being developed as tourist attractions locally and internationally, so they won't be devolving into a 3rd world shithole. Davao is actually a great one too I hear, as it's one of the wealthiest city and also one of the safest in the whole nation.
That's quite impossible, as they're easily caught here, I do had a chance to get one but I'm too autistic and lazy to care so nothing happened, but hey, if you're white and good looking enough you can easily nab one, JUST BE FUCKING CAREFUL BECAUSE SOME OF THEM ARE FUCKING EVIL AND ONLY USE FOREIGNERS ESPECIALLY WHITES DUE TO THEIR MONEY AND NEVER ACTUALLY LOVE THEM. I personally knew of a white man, a Leaf actually who said he was actually fucking rich, like owning multiple private boats and shit, but was an utter dumbass he ended up broke as fuck and all his 3 filipina partners left him in shambles, the last one even bringer their child away and left secretly.
My advice? Don't come here, it's not worth the risk, many Filipinas here are no different from White girls in US now, as they're fucking whores and gold diggers.

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