Crossposting from Jow Forums they aren't helping

Crossposting from Jow Forums they aren't helping

I badly fucked up and I need to make money really fast, like over the next few days, what can I do? I'm seriously considering sucking dicks at this point, I'm that desperate. I need 1k by next week

What are all the things I could do that could net me this amount? I don't really have anything of value to sell, I have a gold necklace I've been wearing ever since I was a baby but it's really thin so I don't know if that would sell for much, maybe 100 bucks?

I am willing to do pretty much anything, I just need to find people willing to give me money for it. Like realistically what can I do? What are all my options?

I'm in France right now

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Work

What the fuck did you do, you autist?

You don't say, doing what? What work can I do to net me 1k in a few days starting from nothing?

I lost everything margin trading and if I don't get 1k by next week my gf leaves me and I kill myself

What, you borrowed money from a loan shark and lost it or some shit? Your own fault, dumbass. Your girl probably should leave you if you're that stupid.

Great thank you, how about you answer my OP or fuck off?

>doing what?
What job do you have now? Your best bet really is to ask for an advance on pay at work I would say.

I don't have a job right now

Ask your gf if she wants to make some mother fucking money. Do you know what I am saying?

I wouldn't ask her that, I'm the one who fucked up. I would be willing to do that myself but people won't pay much for me

Looks like you're down to illegal shit then. Probably drugs and theft.
Maybe start some bullshit Kickstarter or something.

Do you live in France or on holiday? Do you have work rights there?

1k in a week would be tough.
What exactly do you owe money to?

Why exactly 1k?

I'll pay your debt for two nights with your girlfriend

>1k in a few days
Realistically, you're gonna need to suck dicks. No one's just going to pay you that much in a short period of time unless it's sex. Good luck.

>lie on resume
>apply to fancy high end restaurant
>make over $100 a night

You just have to get good fast. If they want you to follow someone around for training dont accept, say youre good enough and fake it till you make it.

Sell drugs in large quantities

Find a rich sugar daddy and make him fall in love

resort to petty theft of people on the street at night

invest in btc because it will go up 10x in the next 3 days

She might be fat dude don't agree to that so blindly

take a long term loan from the bank to keep you stabalized, and then get a job, pay back whatever you owe. dont worry man it'll be okay.

How about you stop being a stupid retard?