China clones a Bulbasaur!
OMG ITS HAPPENING!
Alexander Anderson
Other urls found in this thread:
Easton Cruz
Bulbasaur is a frog like reptile.
Juan Williams
Looks like someone speared a rat and shoved a plant inside of the wound. Clever photography for bug-people.
Josiah Long
link?
Jonathan Bell
that's Turtwig
Joseph Nelson
all bugs must be exterminated
Zachary Thompson
They were making an appetizer before the main course: Cat Fried Rice w/eggroll.
Brayden Kelly
...
Colton Ramirez
>China has found a way to grow meat and vegetables at the same time
Ftfy
Gabriel Gutierrez
Thomas Ramirez
Looks like a real plant at least from the video. Might have eaten a seed which then germinated in its stomach and burst out as it grew, like a tree through concrete. Ew.
Jonathan Lewis
pajeets did this but ok
Jordan Reed
Quality bread, OP.
Christian Green
>tfw you don't have to travel across Shanghai to get your mouse meat and Kale anymore
Camden Phillips
So apparently it's a mouse found in India with a soya plant growing out its neck.
Isaac Lewis
If they took it off, would it die?
Juan Price
It would be extremely pruneful.
Levi Jenkins
If you yanked it out, yes obviously.
Josiah Reyes
For yew
Easton Davis
For yew.
Eli Brooks
Isaiah Wright
Underrated.
Caleb Rodriguez
The plant has intertwined its root system inside the poor thing and is preventing it's arms to move from the inside.
Xavier Reed
>Jow Forums isn't a hive mind they said
Thomas Flores
A couple of sub-human poojeets impaled some poor rat with a twig so they could get publicity gibs you FUCKING RETARDS
Adrian Gonzalez
it's a cia nigger who pressed the wrong button
Jose Jackson
Nathan Roberts
Yet it has somehow managed to survive and grow to this size without dying in the time it takes for a plant to grow on it? Seems pretty fake to me.
Charles Green
They probably cut open it's skin and planted the seed, so it could germinate and the roots extended into it's spine. They put it outside but I'd bet they were feeding the rat and kept it immobilized for weeks so the plant could grow that large. If the rate ate the seed, mechanical action and acid would destory and pass it, there's a reason we don't find living creatures like this
Dominic Garcia
this is the obvious answer
Ryder Davis
you can thank me for the set up later
Brayden Lewis
Ian Moore
Even though I feel bad for the animal's suffering, I'm equally amazed by the heartiness of that seed. Reflect on the fact it successfully grew and sprouted in the harsh environment of a stomach. Either humans have far greater acidity concentrations, or that seed is insane.
Ayden Bailey
Course they just fuck with it instead of bringing it back somewhere to find out the fuck is going on
Nicholas Walker
its real magic shit is happening irl is now berzerk
Jeremiah Miller
Noah Reed
Soon, the sapling will take total control of the mouse's body. An unwilling servitor to the whims of this ambitious plant.
Lucas Johnson
There's a kind of fungus out there that does this to Ants and not only does it zombifies them it sprouts from the inside forcing its stem out of its head. Another parasite also makes a certain species of ant climb up and hang below a blade of grass in the hopes it will be eaten by a herbivore so the parasite may reproduce inside the new host's digestive system.
Brayden Brooks
So we could say that rat was also a plant all along.
Christopher Garcia
8ch.
net/pol/res/12611216.html