WASHINGTON PURGE THREAD

ITS HAPPENING

PIC RELATED

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>TFW DIDNT BUY GUNS
FUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKJ


SOMEONE COULD BREAK IN AND I WOULD BE FUCKE

Bump

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it was a small EMP attack and they're gonna nuke the white house with Trump inside
screencap this

Can confirm my wife just received the same emergency alert. Locked and loaded

Second Civil War just started!

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It's pretty late my man, anyone else getting a little sleepy?

HOLY SHIT GUYS AN ALERT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

too bad it's not happening in a state with violent cities.

RACE WAR NOW

>washington state
>white house

I'm exhausted, also drinking, and don't want to sleep, for some reason. My cat is snoozing tho

Washington State is not the same as Washington D.C.

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NY and Washington, and a few other locations are pin point intrusion tests to prep for a large scale attack....were fucked by the way...red dawn was more of a prophecy and not a fiction

>It's pretty late my man, anyone else getting a little sleepy?
Yes user, very sleep. I think I'm just going to head to bed.

oh shit its actually happening

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>british education

I JUST HAD DREAMS OF NAZIS INVADING VIA. WASHINGTON TOO.

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Anyone live by Lewis-McChord? See any unusual activity?

I think there's masked Communists outside my double-wide right the fuck now

Lock n load faggitts... stay safe

thank you leaf, sometimes i think the cunmulative IQ on Jow Forums is around 130 but i slowly realize its 95 — boomer tier gullibility

hehe

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Another one

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>freaking out over centurylinks shitty service
>freaking out over a transformer blows up in NYC
>something actually happens
>nobody believes it because Jow Forums cries wolf every day
>mfw

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who cares
>be me half an hour finally- call 911 someone acting like dork has me car keys sittin in my car no i'm not fucking you slut
> turn off their location shit and refuse location on me mobile phone
>tell the fuckers at 911 where I am they keep asking and asking LMAO
>wait half an hour fuckers never show up
>call em back 911 to cancel now its that brit fucker probably some jackass homeland security mi5 trade off fuckin wog what the fuck this is the USA fuckface- anyway I tell the dumb fucker cancel the 911 I got it worked out
> brit asshole in accent says "you sure you don't need help"
>pisses me off I yell at the fucker I'll call back if I need em

Wait wat? Who did what and wtf is going on?

We can hope at least.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS!!!!!!
ITS HAPPPPPPPENING

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I heard it happened all over the US. If that's the case then obviously it's not shitty service. They are testing our national emergency infrastructure. Don't mistake what this is.

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Didn’t notice anything here in central tacoma

rip burgerbois

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its called WASHINGTON dc for a reason u retards

Doesn't seem to be any plane traffic atm

>/
LOL Washington State is literally the furthest contiguous state from DC

TURN ON FOX, EMERGENCY PRESSER

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it doesnt matters how far away you are u can still be contagious

>shitty
>one transformer

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They are calling everyone back to the station. We are doing patrols tonight.

Apparently it's the Ching Chong Bing Bongs doing this. WW3 is not a what if, it's a when.

Just worry about the absolute state of Britbongland. This doesn't concern you.

THIS IS ISRAEL'S RETALIATION FOR TRUMP WITHDRAWAL FROM SYRIA. ISRAEL IS AT WAR WITH USA

shut up lolbergtardian

Some weird shit has happened this night in US.
Internet shut down,blue sky and now this.

jokes on you, real capital is in Richmond

Western Wa here
Seeing how much you kids sperg out over some centurlink disruptions makes me laugh
Imagine being this freaked out over some message your phone sends you
Even if it is A HAPPENING who cares?
You guys are a bunch scared little bitches and you know it
What happened to my pol?

I’m in kelso Washington and cops are driving around with lights on but no sirens. They’re also blasting David Allen Coe. My wife’s son is fucking terrified!

>real capitol a city full of niggers instead of fake capitol that is city full of niggers

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WHY IS IT BLACKED OUT

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oh shit i just heard com ed blew out a blue sky light up and people in Chicago were freaking out
DDOS grid attack underway
NORCOM defenses down soon

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You're so jealous that when shit hits the fan we can legally take to arms. You fucks need a loisence for a fucking spoon.

You're fucked.

weather modificiation from HAARP like chinko and ruskies did in Siberia - combined with grid attack

>not wanting a happening

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"Radio Free America Announcer: It's 11: 59 on Radio Free America; this is Uncle Sam, with music, and the truth until dawn. Right now I've got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the occupied zone: "the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall", "john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache". It's twelve o'clock, American, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there, on, or behind the line, this is your song.
[the Battle Hymn of the Republic begins to play] "

here we go!

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Has the violence escalated yet?

oh shit!
YEEHAW
BACK IN 12 HOURS BOYS

NYC got hit too 4 hours ago

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>contagious
I'm dying man. What the fuck are sides?

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People are being mowed down in the street this is fucking war!

It’s washington state. Not DC. WA is next to Canada, Oregon, and Idaho.

This has happened before in 2014 and they were fined for it.

startribune.com/fcc-zaps-centurylink-with-16-million-fine-over-2014-911-outage/298961651/

" All that hate's gonna burn you up kid "

" It keeps me warm "

The fire rises.

Probably is a test by the powers that be to see how people would react. This is probably also why those purge movies were advertised so hard.

Cops in KELSO?? That is wierd...

I'm going to go ahead and take a bet that it was a memory leak. Happened before in London, so it's possible it happened here.

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U bongs r so gay. RIP

I just heard a huge fart
what does iittttt meeeeeannn???
holy effing shit, wtf is going on?

KEK are you from here?

FUCKING SNIFF IT ALREADY YOURE WASTING TIME

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Just across the bridge in ranier, i spend a bit of time over there

R.I.P

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Jesus Christ a 911 just flew over my house.

Pics or it didnt happen

Nice. Thanks for the cheap cigs.
We all gotta die someday
KINDA HARD TO GET PICS WHEN ITS LITERALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

haha good one mate. these boomer fools fell for your bait

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It will grow dark soon. This could be your final evening.

Thank you for the cheap meth

Washington STATE you fucking anglo.
also,
Whatcom county White Nationalist reporting.

same

OH FUK I GOT THE ALERT
I'M FREAKING OUT RIHT NOW
JUST CHECKED OUT THE WINDOW. SOME PEOPLE STILL HAVE THEIR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON BUT I DONT SEE ANYONE WALKING AROUND
WHAT SHOULD I DO BROS????

Anytime. You got any spare scrap metal laying around by chance? Maybe some cans?

PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BUTT THIS IS NOT A DRILL IF IT COMES OUT CLEAN ITS FINE IF NOT ITS GONNA BE A REAL SHITTY MESS

Northwest has more WNs and natsocs than people realize. Too bad the spics and chinks keep coming here. Otherwise we'd have a de-facto entho-region.

Run outside and warn everyone about the invasion!

RUN.. JUST RUN, user!!

fire off a shot

No cans but plenty of shitter cars rusting around, the manager/drug dealer from the trailer park down the road likes to collect them and leave em around the park, im sure you can help yourself

hold on, cat's meowing at something. I'll be right back.

Why are all these threads popping up?

QRD? What the fuck is all this sperging about? Literally nothing ever happens. So WTF?

OKAY YOU FAGGOTS

GET ON HERE, WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER
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be an hero or do a one man day of rope. Do it.
Just do it.

Everyone in Washington state just got an alert on phones saying 911 is down.

Q predicted this faggots...Next comes Martial Law followed by mass arrests.