Today we can see Americans shit themselves everywhere, particularly in mall and supermarket. Usually the behaviour of inhabitants in a society reveals the underlying ideology. In this case Americans have fully exposed the most evil spirit of human being:
unlimited greedy
reckless behaviour in public
lack of education to a degree even not aware of it
extreme individualism
cultural incoherent and decay
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>sad attempt to make a slide thread sound relevant
it's always libertarianism. remember that.
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Shart in mart was literally a CTR created meme.
There's a reason it didn't really catch on except for a couple handful of idiots who post a lot.
After the shart in mart meme stopped being relevant the "el goblino 56%er" meme started getting spouted out just as autistically.
sage cause obvious slide thread. Some new fag will read this though I'm sure.
I think it was established that this leaky butt syndrome was a side effect of weight loss drugs.
shits himself and continues to buy foods from the deadly nightshade family (aka potatoes)
Nothing wrong with solenacea, unless you a round eyed pig dog from the old world
Spuds are lethal aren’t they.
We're fed poison daily and promoted that it's fine. Affordable food is basically garbage and is slowly killing everyone. People aren't nescessarily too poor to buy good food its just that the bad shit is cheaper and more appetizing so it gets picked way more. We let marketing agencies dictate what was safe and none of it is.
Source: was a fat bastard who was basically addicted to food. Once I started eating healthy it was like I kicked a horrible addiction. My behavior had been taught and encouraged since gradeschool
Oh no. Post yourself. You sound terrible and I want to see how bad it really is.
See, mutts always defend this. Some even call it "patriotic stain".
No other race on earth would do the same, not even POOs.
Sooo... you would shart in the mart while buying more food to shart? It’s a slippery slope.
Fucking kek. There is nothing to say. You nailed it user. My people are Amerisharts
It is to ward off negroid rapists and muggers.
I am an American sir.
This.
Grocery stores have whole isles dedicated to garbage food. And the lower the budget store the more garbage there is there. Some grocers are more than 60% junk food.
Shart in Mart
the 56%er as far as I can see things at least
he is indolent, he is fat, he smokes, and he drinks - his children are bowling balls on leashes as he goes fast on his scooter grocery shopping
he never worked out since gym class, he works as many hours as Mr. Shekelberg instructs, and the company he put 20 years in cuts his pension and 401k because of "government regulations." he just deals with it.
sometimes him or his spouse will shit themselves at Walmart, but let's hope not because then all the others have to acknowledge this because nobody can just ignore a behemoth shitting himself at the overcrowded checkout line everyone stands behind him in
it's kind of sad that human beings reduce themselves to this, I blame the (((programmed))) predatory style of governance that is used to passively manage large sections of population demographics in the USA
americans are dumb. we know
you have any tips to fully kick the habit of shit food?
I eat pretty much only vegetals some liver, no wheat no dairy no refined sugar except for cornflakes.
maybe its the sugar or something but I just cannot kick the cornflake habit I love it too much.
Shitty food, especially crap cheese, butter, oil. Cannot digest and it just goes out as if it wasn't consumed at all.
So it is unlimited greedy, lazy, plus lack of education.
Greedy drives people minimise cost, even when they can afford,
lazy makes people seeking extreme convinent, open mouth, eat, then shit everywhere - don't have to clean it up if it becomes a social norm.
Lack of education hides the horrific damage of this slow, long-term posioning.
this .
Only happens to me if I drink too much beer.
They are very low iq mutts
Well in my defense I TRIED to fart but then I sharted and filled my pants.
Please nuke us so we can start over
It’s a Jewish conspiracy obviously. Also it’s socially acceptable to shit your pants in public here.
I’m going shagging in a mo. What’s the odds that as soon as I scrape the mud off myself and wash every bit of me as I do at this time of year every year whether I need to or not and get the key in the door to go I’ll need a shit?
Last two times it’s happened.
Last time I ignored it and it was close to the wire, or cloth. Ended up meeting a thot who wanted fucking in a car park (might have to call her again, that was fun) and it wasn’t too energetic and I didn’t last too long thank goodness (did I say it was fun?). I haven’t sharted during sex, yet, but my need to poop and therefore get undressed and showered is likely to reoccur in about an hour from now. Stage fright. The worst I’ve ever done so far is had a nosebleed on a stripper. Real gusher. Didn’t notice until it was all in her hair. They don’t like you getting spunk on them never mind blood in their hair. She wasn’t happy.
> We let marketing agencies dictate what was safe and none of it is.
Same for water, healthcate, power grid, cars, ...
1 overweight
2 opiates
I’m really hungry now. There’s a Chinese thot at the takeaway who might let me sex shart. I’m curious now.
>"American-shit-themselves" phenomenon?
GMO corn
The term degenerate gets thrown around a bit liberally here but in your case I think we’re on to something.
Well sometimes you’re at the mall, you’re busy, no time, the toilets are already occupied. If you have to do it just do it, no need to restrain yourself, no shame in this. It’s only natural and it’s the freedom we fought for. Euros like to act all uppity about this but the truth is they’re jealous as fuck.
>Please nuke us so we can start over
we're nuke proof bro
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
IN THE LOCAL WALMART
use the loo, gonzales
Isn't this shit caused by Olestra?
>be american
>want to eat fat without getting fat
>eat stuff made with an unadsorbable fat
>shit myself cause shit is oily as fuck
>get fat anyway
God Save The Shart!
When an English man sharts, he needs to shart with 3-piece suits on.
An obese woman died huffing duster in the restroom at a Walmart in my town. The body was there a couple days before they found it. Same Walmart a bit earlier a woman was busted making meth in the restroom. I’m from Oklahoma though.
1) their food is some of the shittiest processed mass produced crap
2) overweight fucks and diabetes
3) they don't give a shit, will walk out of their house with a shitstain even on their face
Jeans, Gun and Shart.
The New American Piece.
>Olestra
Can I get a quick runs down?
>t. 56% mutt mart sharter
"Starting in 1996, an FDA-mandated health warning label read "This Product Contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools (anal leakage)."
Yes - if you are skidding (shit staining) your pants, your diet is wrong for you.
>skidding
>(shit staining)
Glad you cleared that up.
Perhaps literally?
Instead of a normal fat (triglyceride: glycerine + 3 fatty acids) is a "bigger" molecule with 9 fatty acids.
It's too big to be adsorbed by the intestinal wall.
Therefore it remain in the feces causing severe steatorrhea (fatty feces) making them oily and impossible to contain for your anus. You don't even feel them getting out and notice you shit yourself only because you feel your pants wet.
Nah opiates cause constipation
Maybe in the usa but here junk food is really expensive at least for me
Amazing. I saw this exact thread word for word at least a year ago.
also amerisharts poo in pants
The whole thread? Lately I’ve seen slide threads from several years ago.
Selecting bias
>this particular meme that portrays americans in a poor light is made by jews and doesnt reflect reality
>but every other meme that portray everyone else in a poor light is an organic and good meme that reflects reality
I just learned today that jews cause transformers to blow out.
Not only the "American-shit-themselves" pride I'm afraid, video shows American culture in its peaked form.
It's really bad.
>thats a JUDEN
THIS is a murican
>trying and failing to tie niggers down
yup
potato chip aisle.
CHN breaks down Kevin Spacey word for word in the first 15 min of his show.
QRD
>cup mug is a symbol of the Queen of England and a threat
>he might be in witness protection
>he is definetly threatening Hollywood and elite
>he might flip
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