You may only post in my thread if you have blue eyes, blond hair and you're over 185cm

You may only post in my thread if you have blue eyes, blond hair and you're over 185cm

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You aren’t allowed to post in this thread then

Not only Finns are taller than Norwegians on average, but we also have more blondes and blue eyed people.

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Try and stop me you Asiatic mutt.

green eyes, a tad darker blonde hair, kinda like darkest sand color. 1.98meters tall at 110 kilograms of mass. And yeah not on my belly.

MY back looks so massive i cant even begin to tell you what a bear hug would do to you!

I honestly think i have so much power that i could decapitate a man by mere choking and pulling hard.

Good enough?

>bear hug
Is this a homosexual thing?

Subhuman mutts are NOT welcome in my thread

No

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Okay, retard.

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Amerimutt here, 6' 5" with light brown hair that girls call blonde sometimes and eyes that range from green to blue. Do I get in

>mfw when I not only fulfill all criteria but am also fit and got a M.Sc.

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nothing personnel, kid

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Atleast we aren’t finland

does dirty blond hair count?

Well, I have brown eyes, brown hair and I’m Jewish.

>*this message was written with shaky hands and watery eyes*

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This, I always thought dirty blonde was a dumb girl copout but all three of my kids have glorious Nordic hair

No

Get out kike

I'd prefer there to be a body weight and strength requirements too.

Post pics of your eyes, slanty.

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I will never post my eyes on Jow Forums, but i have posted em many times on Jow Forums

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Manlet, 2,74 meter Dutchman here, 241kg . Even my eyewhites have a blue tint.

>186cm
Just made it, phew.

>2,74 meter
so...youre the tallest person in the world?

Based based

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Yup, blue eye'd 6ft tall dude here. I was born a nearly white blonde but around 8 through 10 years of age, it darkened to a dark brown, which I still have today. Did my Aryan genes leave me or what happened?

Probably the Jews sucked them out while you were sleeping.

Afghani guerilla fighters are so short, they look like goblin squads from a MMORPG.

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It's fairly common for your hair to go darker in your teens and only the uber humans with strong genes get to keep their blonde locks at their adulthood
My hair is still golden blond and i'm 23 yo

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e/b/in bread

You forgot to tell us your hair and eye color
Perhaps you are hiding something

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Hell yeah brother, posting!

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Person? Did you just assume my species?? I'm a Siberian tiger faggot.

fagot indeed

>brown hair
>green eyes
>5'9"
Still probably whiter than you, Mongol.

135. isn’t that like circus midget territory?

Lol I am none of these things

Forgot the comma, it's hard typing with paws. Anyways, riddle me this: why do we eat Russians with one paw?

EVERYONE COME HERE AND LAUGH AT THIS MUTT WHO THINKS HE'S WHITE

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>blond check
>blue eyes check
>180cm FeelsManletMan

Close enough. You get special treatment from me, because of that flag

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I identify as Master Race

186

Blonde

Green eyes

Close enough?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------No

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I'm Irish American, Spurdo. Literally whiter than you.

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Reporting for duty, Sir.

>I'm Irish
My condolences

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Fuck jannies.

I'm a 5'10" nigger and I'm posting here anyway. Stay mad.

The fuck is a cm?

hello guys

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I only feel sorry for you
Better luck in next life!

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based
fuck wh*toids

>you're over 185cm
since when suomi niggers are over 160cm tall?

It doesn't end there.
>small frame
>bad eye sight
>high metabolism but small appetite leaving me an eternal skelly
>incel and a woman has never liked me in my life
>diabetes and cancer runs in the family
>pencil dick
My life is a meme and I can't wait for death.

I don't care if you are 220cm ARYAN with white hair and light blue eyes, because this thread doesn't need brainlets like you. Please go back to your burger school and try applying to my thread in few years

Also, you're not welcome in my thread

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Just posting because I can. Thanks.

I'm 184cm. Am I allowed in?

My eyes are light gray, does that count? What do I do?

No.

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KEK

My eyes are green. Can I still post?