Govt' Shutdown Day 7

It's getting bad out here. Just had to kill the family pet just to be able to feed my family. All utilities have been shutoff and we built a fire in oven to stay warm.

Stay strong frens.

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Stay strong, bro.
Pro-tip: most brands of skinny jeans can be boiled and consumed for extra calories. It's not avocado, but helps a lot between meals, and is portable, for roaming the wastes.

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The raiders overran the last military checkpoint yesterday over here, now they're roaming the street looking for people to cannibalize. I managed to build a small radio transmitter out of the burned out husk of a Humvee to send this message, but I don't know how much longer we're going to last

lol. Are you me? I literally just dodged a band of raiders and am posting from the burned out husk of a Humvee. I'm on an Android though. Three bars even.

We're holed up in a Mountain Cabin, I see quite a few fires in the town below and gun shots.

bump. May we live to see day eight.
>puts zip gun to doggo's head
>"think of the rabbits, puppers"

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My computer I was running of a generator just shutdown. Now posting from a Mid 2000's Blackberry I rigged up with coax cables and an assortment of D batteries in the garage. Will keep you updated.

I don't think I can make it much longer boys. I used to fall asleep to the sirens, but as of last night even those have fallen silent. I can't go outside, as there is a large pack of feral dogs waiting for me, after I lost my axe in the skull of their former alpha. I might try to make a break for it if I see them ripping apart the corpse of another child, as they'll be distracted then.

It's been 7 long days of raiding and plundering. A man can only eat so much manmeat before he starts gobbling down the manmeat 4-8 inches at a time. We got the military and after lining them all up at their checkpoint, we gargled down more manmeat than what was once thought possible. We roamed around for more hapless youngins to slide their tasty man meat down our gullets, but after chugging down our last reserves of manmeat OP and me decided we'd make a thread.

desperate times call for sexy measures
>buttfucks radroach

Raiders over ran my sector about 2 weeks. I'm hold out in my bunker basement armed with a 22 pellet rifle. Wish me luck bros

Bro, I am part of the raider gang. Come outside please. We just want to have a tickle fight with you and thicker family members please.

this thread should be called "The Great American Circle Jerk"

Please send help. I’m in a crashed gov helicopter and both of my legs are broken. I’m lasting off MRE’s but I only have two days left.

Wait they shut the Government down

All jokes aside the federal government should be dissolved.

why?

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psssst: that's the point of the thread

ducked out behind the old acadamy sports. managed to get a spear and bow. saw some parachutes off a little bit ahead. must have been the antifa drop troops, most of floating away while the others fell far too fast to have survived.

Can confirm. I'm currently eating my last can of porking beans. Somehow, miraculously, I still have internet tho.

I just sold the last 2 tons of copper in my neigborhood for a box of stale poptarts. The sun is setting anons, i see a thin glow permeating through the grayish-green fog that has engulfed what was once know as the great state of Floridea.. Its getting hard to breathe anons. I fear my time has come.. If my corpse remains untouched by the animals and cannibals, bury me at sea, upon a ship of burning wood and destroyed dreams, there i will rest eternal.

We've been trapping stray dogs. I've managed to gain favor with the Chinese neighbors. They keep promising the main invasion force with arrive soon.

They said the Gubbmint shutdown would erode services, but plenty of McWarlords have divided up the roads evenly. I only have to pay a low price of .001 bitcoin per bridge crossing. We are entering a golden age of ancapistan. However I’m running out of children to sell.