I just want to be American
I want to get education in US
I want to speak American
I want to eat burger at least 5times per week
I want to watch superbowl every year
I want to buy big house with huge pool
but.... every morning i wake up....
I notice that I am a fucking Japanese and can not speak American for shit
feels bad to be fucking Japanese. I hate Japan now
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There's a lot of japs at johns hopkins, university of md for school . Come on a visa .
Maybe someday.
Bring your sister too for procreation purposes
I am too stupid to take good score at English exam.
It prevent me to get into such good school ;_;
So sad to be born in fucking this non-english speaking country
you try hard
you make big deal
you be up like Trumpu
america cheer for good friend
jap man is become good friend
funny jokes between us
about blacks
and jew
>OP
I dunno, take English lessons. Learn a skill that's in demand here and they'll h1b you here.
>speak American
Well you are at the level of US public Education, that's for sure.
you'll never be american which does really suck but at least you don't have it as bad as african niggers or some the subhumans in south america. If you're inspired from our culture you should embrace it in Japan , be like this guy
You speak better English than most Americans.
Kek
>I want to speak American
Well you atleast have already one thing you're dumb
this is copypasta for those newfags that dont know
This is not
>speak american
made me kek
keep improving your english and find an american qt.
um delicia
Speak American? It's called English you fucking retard
no you dont, you hate being ugly. you wouldnt care about anything if you were fucking chicks left and right.
I don't want to spell words with retarded way like "colour"
It's fucking stupid
You could probably eat a burger 5 times a week. Find a way to make it happen.
First and foremost. Understand something.
Japan is blessed. The heart of true Japanese beat for what is good. Your inner philosophical teachings apparent in culture even fucking anime makes this apparent to a non brainlet.
Now why do you guys complain about all the old based people dying while the youth are degenerates? You want to make a fully autonomous dystopia before letting in EVEN AMERICAN SOLELY BECAUSE YOU REALLY ARE RACIST.
You only like Japanese and that's it. Pretty based but you can't be upset if we do the same to you for being a bugman.
Accept American immigration more and maybe our cultures can merge more successfully. Don't and we will keep regarding you as sushiniggers.
Hi copypaste-chan
Your sentences are very attractive and poetic to read.
I was very impressed.
Your English is more interesting than someone whose English is mother tongue.
You are probably a Chinese or Korean wanting to defeat Japan, but you can feel humor.
You're back, huh? kys
Why the fuck do you want to be American? You live in a country with an average IQ greater than ours, virtually zero crime, only a handful of niggers, and leftists buzzwords don't work on your people (racist, Nazi, white supremacist).
Stop with the fake mistakes, David.
Be our patient-zero for Japan's redpilling and spread the good word where you're at. Keep it at that, though. Only words. Don't be a flippant faggot—remember we're a board of peace. You guys have a mostly unified homogeneity over there, so that's a start.
God speed, fellow nip.
MEGA. Make Earth Great Again.
Be our patient-zero for Japan's redpilling and spread the good word where you're at. Keep it at that, though. Only words. Don't be a flippant faggot—remember we're a board of peace. You guys have a mostly unified homogeneity over there, so that's a start.
God speed, fellow nip.
MEGA. Make Earth Great Again.
日本人にしては読むのも書くのも英語が上手だな。
The reverse weeaboo. Kek.
So is that a westaboo or an Ameriboo?
you're better off in japan my dude, trust me
日本人の英語特徴は、この小林さんの書いてるのとそっくり。学校で習う硬い表現が多い。
翻訳ソフト使えば、こんな硬い英語にはならないのに。
>日本人にしては
Fuck you I have never chosen to be born in Japan as Japanese
>oh your english is good as Japanese
You assume Japanese is bad at English??? It's fucking racism. Come on.
en.wikipedia.org
This is depressing as fuck.
日本人にしては口語的なくだけた英語を使ってるから、日常的に英語を使ってると思っただけだよ。日本人は君が使うような英語を書けないし、米国人が君に返事した英語をすぐには理解できないよ。
日本人は難しい正式な英語をスラスラ読んだり書いたりできるけど、4ちゃんで使われるような英語は苦手だからね。
だから君は日本で生まれたハーフかなと思ったわけ。
stay in Japan and stop whining about wanting to live in this nightmare hell hole
kike slider. Posts everyday.
You fucking faggot, why do you want to be American?
Japanese wives are subservient, in great shape post child birth, and maintain the house. American wives get fat and entitled.
We are great enjoy posting on Japanese anime channels!
Maybe I have stayed Jow Forums for too long...
FREEDOM.
Freedom is only available in US.
Also, I love independent, strong and smart woman rather than "subservient" woman
>Freedom is only available in US.
Nips have created image board more free than the US. You are posting here.
>I love independent, strong and smart woman rather than "subservient" woman
Star lifting and reading, and just be confident, bro.
You have a romantic perception of America Shioji, it's not all that great.
Keep posting here and asking questions, we can help you improve your English.
This, it's up to you to make Japan Fascist again OP, it's up to you to conquer China and Malaysia for the Empire of the Sun.
Why is Malaysia?
why do we have these threads
First of all I think you are a burger.
Secondly, you can do all of the things you mentioned in Japan if you really want.
Third, just swap passports with some nip-looking weeb. ez-pz.
all amerisharts should be shot on site
To be in position to capture and control Singapore