GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT REA-
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It is summer in the Southern Hemisphere,
flat earth tard
YES....flat earth fuck nut...out seasons are inverted!!!!
*our
as opposed to in seasons
Good fucking riddance.
Santa Claus comes here to thaw his balls after his North American tour.
Record high temperatures would be expected a few times a year even without climate change. 365 days in a year and a little over 100 years of records. Do the math.
the entire solar system is heating up, and earth is heating up in-line with the solar system wide heating. it's called a fucking solar cycle. things change. temperature isn't a constant on earth...
50 degrees in winter is normal temps for us southerners
record breaking, fucking please it is summer.
nights have been cooler than average .
I'm literally laughing at their misfortune
good, I'm sick of the cold.
>third-worlders unironically believe the entire continent is just like mars but with sunshine
>It is summer in the Southern Hemisphere,
and it's winter in the northern
Very good troll, lots will take the bait
fake news, pretty decent at the moment
Why do people like summer? it's fucking hell on earth. I had to use oven mitts to drive to get some fucking hj
Global warming is so real you would almost think that Australia just recently had the longest day of the year
>50 degrees
a little chilly if anything. I'd recommend a hoodie.
Fake News.
It is farkin hot here boys.
I'm absolutely sweltering here st the moment. Have a tiny USB fan on my foreskin and balls and I've been spraying cold water in a refreshing mist on my daughters vulva.
Can't take this much longer.
>woodSJLa
Don't expect a North Hemisphere cunt to grasp the concept that we have a hellish December.
Imagine the headlines mid February: "GLOBE ON FIRE!! SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE VOID OF SNOWFALL! PAY GLOBAL COOLING TAX NOW
>Sydney
>29
Only for you cunts that arn't in western sydney
australia isn't real. grow up
Damn, I could use some heat right about now. It's -10F and dropping.
>Temperatures are high in a near equatorial area during summer
Gee, you don't say!?
yes, I am aware of that fact.
But in reality...for us it is not really summer/winter but rainy/dry season.
any white people there?
min forecast for Hobart this week is 54° F and max is 93° F
I think that's normal for summer anywhere in the world.
Aussie bitches have no tits. It is over.
38C...25% humidity.....no wonder you cunts are so salty.
54 here and no snow for 1.5 months, let's switch.
Based
We just got a foot of the shit dumped on us. Shits annoying.
>I’m not
>it’s the apocalypse
>I’m cold
>it’s the apocalypse
I don’t doubt global warming... but when you point to an individual instance of weather, your opponents can do the same. Supposed to be Record cold in the northern hemisphere. If you jump at everyheadline of weather, you at no different than someone who follows celebrities, or gets angry at everthuing the tv tells you to. NPC tier.
harden the fuck up
>aussie
people who live in syndey arnt aussie, they're arab/vietnamese mutt mix
Last year was basically year round summer here. I don't recall it dropping below the 20s more than a handful of times.
I think the start of the year has always been hot as fuck here. I think it's our "bushfire season" so Victorias fucked
20 years ago? Sure, now? nope nothing but ahmeds and chengs
Whats is a heatvawe? Do they have a map where exactly the temperatures (points) are measured with history of the measurements?
I can imagine...never seen snow in my life.
> go outside..fucking freezing, balls and cock attempt to enter body cavity like a Galapagos turtle looking for refuge. Wake up at 8 a.m on a Sunday morning...pitch dark...don't want to get out of bed...so toasty...
Drag your ass out of bed, enter shower...remove slippers, feet touch the ground, your balls and cock can no longer enter more deeply without you becoming LGBT.
Here as well, we got very little rain during the rainy season but some serious insane rain after the humidity started building up.
2 years ago was constant rain all year round, almost traded my car in for a canoe.
um it's winter
and it's dark out right now so fake picture.
We've got indoor heating here
>victorias fucked
we can only hope
Ayy it is truly fucking over now, do they crossbreed with Abbos?
They're thin/athletic. I've literally only ever seen 1 girl irl who was thin that had massive natural DD milkers.
I agree user. Summer is fucking awful and is compounded by every NPC cunt running around saying how "lovely and warm it is today". If I could just follow winter by having two lives in the Southern and Northern hemispheres I would be happy forever and probably on vitamin D supplements.
i could link you to the data for my city but icbf .
it has been hotter than average for 6 out of 11 months. april was 4*c hotter than average.
november was 1.2 degrees cooler than average
december had an average of 28 degress so i would say it will be hooter than average.
so 7 out of 12 months hotter, one month was average with the other 4 being slightly below average.
>start breakfast, push remote starter on car....get dressed in 3 layers of clothing...curse your life as you need to find your car in mountain of snow, clear driveway and avoid the elderly drivers on the way to work that seem to drive as they have never seen snow.
Finish breakfast, hopes are up!
Start to clear driveway...plow guy never came...fuckmylife.img
Finally clear snow...need to change cause sweating like a jew about to enter a gas chamber...
Get in car...put in reverse...plow guy arrives, pushed a snow bank of compact snow, manlet size... 5 feet high...
need to clear driveway again
Sounds a bit like us, we might get a light drizzle here and there for a few seconds. Fuck all really. Then we get massive rain fall out of nowhere once or twice a year. Had it 2 weeks ago near my place. It pissed down and hailed like a cunt for about 40 minutes. It was real warm rain too so everyone was still outside doing shit. Literally felt like a warm shower.
I farted. Sorry to melt the polar icecaps.
Global warming is not real. However, weather manipulation is real and happening on a global scale by our governments.
I thought it was global cooling?
ya, I know...those metal heaters by the floor...smells like burnt toast when they come on LOL
nah, they only breed amongst themselves, pretty sure they hate abbos
thats just the dust burning off.
get a cover for your toaster
>data for my city
[City] is not [a point of measurement].
City temperatures are also poorly related to any natures heating, because poorly designed urban area just accumulates the heat.
lol why do you live in Fairfield? Campbelltown is better.
ahh k
yeah our main temp station for the last 40 years is in an concrete jungle. two years ago they set up a new one down the road in parklands and it is routinely almost a degree cooler.
Summer has been mild af compared to what i remember in the 90's and early 00's.
>dropping below the 20s more than a handful of times.
That sounds pretty cold to me
80's were worse
Exactly...it can go fucking months without rain...dry as fuck...even your uncut cock tip starts chafing.....2 second rain...MORRRRRRREEE!
then in the middle of nowhere a fucking deluge of water, sometimes you think it is the end of times.
In the rainy season over here, you fucking hope it stops, only to be pissed it did come March LOL
Only difference I think is that here along the equator it never gets hotter than 34C.
I love winter, but I accept summer here because I love surfing. But its fucked because in summer the beaches are swamped with kids and familys and fuckwits on their feminine bodyboards (gayest water invention since male enemas) so you have to head out to reef breaks or unmanned beaches and get caught in rips all the time to catch a wave.
2015 was cozy for me, took a fwb travelling with me. Literally caught a year round winter/colder weather. Was only in Australia for 3 weeks, one at the start, one at the end, one at Jindabyne. Cozy as fuck.
I thought it didn't get cold over there
Wtf were you cunts lying about being hot in Australia?
Do they have covers for the heaters?
Some user told me they go along the floor...get dust and shit...then the smell comes up...slight burnt fur smell.
Dude was PTSD about that smell LOL
Weather is not climate, retard.
Go to bom.gov.au and try to look up historical temperatures, and they only go back 40 years or so. Yet they gave records going back 200. They are hiding the truth by hiding the raw data. Even records from Mawson station would show the truth.
spend boxing day drinking with mates sitting in own sweat watching boxing day test with a tv dragged outside, while other mates are sitting in a kiddie pool with a half arse tarp shade draped over the clothes line.
just like every other year.
Yeah I was there in July with my aunties husband. He's brazillian and his whole family are doctors so we were living it up for the whole month in mainly Ipanema. Comfy as fuck. Australia like weather just not as fucked feeling. Probably because of that beach there.
west coast is unseasonably cool. being a beach guy this pisses me off. high 20s from christmas day to new years? horse shit
not voluntarily
I can't remember much of the 80's desu. I remember 91 being crazy hot, especially since we didn't have AC at home or at school.
Seems like a day over 40 is fucking rare these days.
Bah we had that shit cold summer like 3 years in a row.
op isn't a fag-
Straya. Used to do this or beach camp/bonfire with a big ass tv setup on someones ute. Now 26 and we've all started renting a big house for a week somewhere on/close by a beach. Comfy as fuck
Fugg, they must look like Klingons. Blackpilled af.
The last time I remember +40 degree heat that was really bad was in primary school around 2000. The aircon wasn't working so they called in parents and buses to take us home around 12 on a Friday. Was loving it
>Urth iz round
Glow in the dark CIAnigger.
Ipanema is chill, I have spent lots of time there visiting family. My uncle and aunt (also doctors) live in Copacabana.
The humidity gets to me sometimes gets into the 40s....fucking insane sometimes.
I spend most of my summer vacation in the Northeast now, Fernando de Noronha...Brother-in-law owns a resort..fucking amazing place.
fuck you niggers
those emu cunts are sunbathing while I'm freezing my nuts of over here
LOL
family is big into sailing.
Learn how to use a Sextant.
>1700s invention...served to navigate the earth using constellations.
I know earth is a sphere because I am not a poor fag.
>49 degrees in summer in Australia is record warm
Shouldn't that be 120 degrees or some shit? This is Orwelian as fuck, how the fuck haven't they been shut down yet?
noice, beach huts with gennies going all night to get the fans going, crab pot checking morning and noon some slack fishing, great times.
Fuck off with your faggy global homosexual warming gay shit you stinking cunt.
Come home brother!
When you feel like you miss winter, spend 10 minutes in a walk-in freezer.
Anyone else try to avoid taking a shit here just to avoid wiping your ass in 35+ degree heat?
>middle of summer
>warm weather
ALERT THE PRESSES
that's what you deserve for eating the globalist jew you scum wish you would've crashed
Record breaking because the weather has been unrelenting over like 2 weeks
this
the 2 nights before christmas were quite chilly, on the east anyway
Perth here. This summer has been incredibly mild. It is 25 degrees C right now.
And it's stupid to summarise the climate of a country as large as Australia with a single statistic.
Stop cherry picking, butthole.
Hang in there mate.
Was there a typo or something? Should it say 149?
Nope: solar cycle and similar (orbital eccentricities) have already been ruled out as major factors in current rapid warming.
49 C = 120 F
Celcius, you Yank hangers-on to an outmoded system of measurements.
Yes, we ARE Aussies. Mate.
Massive Solar Storm knocks out transformers across free-mutt-istan and you think global warming is due to a few SUV driving Chads. Why to cuck up to the envor-chicks. Now, be a good husband and play with your Nintendo while a BBC fucks your unwashed envor-chick.