What is it like in Siberia? Does this backwater place even know that the USSR fell?

What is it like in Siberia? Does this backwater place even know that the USSR fell?

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It's cold and based

Like this

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my dream is to live in yakutsk

looks like paradise

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Beautiful nature, barebones infrastructure.

The east looks like nippon

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It looks cold.

my grandfather was taken there as a PoW when he was 8 years old. its a nice place

Depends on a place you are staying in. Some major cities like Tyumen or Novosibirsk and Vladivostok have pretty good level of living. Most minor villages and towns are literally Innsmouth-tier. Nature is pretty nice, if you are into that sort of thing. If you travel by road from Vladivostok to any western direction keep in mind that there are literal gangs that patrol highways so they can rob people who buy and profit from delivering Japanese cars.
Also Omsk as a city literally have some African level of living, wouldn't recommend going there.

If your a hunting/gun/nature/hiking fag its great.If you are a degenerate city slacker its bad.Its also a good place to pick up women of various races(asian/european/turk) because most men drink a lot and die young.
I enjoyed my hunting trip.Wonderfull landscape with mountains,endless woods,clear rivers.Perfect.

>Russia still has highwaymen

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Looks like it would be comfy if it wasn't already territory claimed by the murderous bears.

>Largely untouched and pristine nature
>That's bad
Have fun fucking up your part of the earth though Amerimutt.

Who said it was bad?

The Communist Party is growing in popularity because of Putin's neoliberal policies.

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Looks like every random slav country.

>Russia still has highwaymen
Bullshit. I was driving from Chita to Moscow (6000 km) by car and there was nothing like that. Maybe ten years ago it was still relevant, but now it is not.

This is a very good documtary of life in Serbia:
youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

+,this is long gone

Mutt are you oK?

Vast wastelands sparsely inhabited by subdued crypto-mongolian nations which are also getting colonized by the chinks. Siberia is only good for the fossil fuels to export to keep up their portugal-tier economy.

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Are you going to be okay when we turn Old Bejing into new metal mountain? Oh, how much richer everyone will become. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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If you are worthy of salvation, God has plans for you. If not, 拥抱第五环。 拥抱......虚空。

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It is not getting colonized, stop spamming your shitty fan fiction, Hohol

Good to hear, once the US has gotten fully shitted I'm moving in with you guys.

>Implying Jow Forums wouldnt support this party takeover

Russian Communist Party have reactionary-tier ideas regarding society, family and costums. They are unironically Nazbol

the sheer look of happiness of that old lady is priceless
she probably doesn't have teeth and she has to eat that rock hard piece of matter

only if you nuke your self 1st.

ching chong

That's no problem. Every Russian has hammer and sickle. Just put bread in snow and hit with hammer.

I will. We have nukes the size of backpacks. What is one life to kill the and Queen. Winnie the pooh?

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European and Asian bears aren't like your vicious grizzly bears. These guys just wanna cuddle.

mr wasp do you know the difference between Serbia and Siberia?
Also i`m not Chinese.

Do you have any idea how much bearskin is worth? Just bring a double barrel and blast his cuddly little head off and become a rich man. Then set up camp because you are set for food for the next 40-50 days. It isn't even illegal. Nothing is, until the act of observation closes the waveform function and you're forced to part with half your bearmeat. Just tell him it is coming right for you.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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I'm really confused

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The Nips invaded mainland China during World War 2 and nobody gave a shit until after the face because failure Mao was too busy killing sparrows and stealing metal from farmers. I bet Winnie the Pooh did it. He Mao still had a good 20-40 years in him until cancer took him. I bet there is a Winnie the Pooh shaped knife in his back. Too bad he is a skeleton now. I wonder how much his skeleton is worth?

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You seem Chinese.

What does that have to do with anything?

什么他妈的你只是他妈的说我,你这个小婊子?我会让你知道我毕业于海豹突击队的班上,并参与了对基地组织的多次秘密袭击,我有超过300次确认杀人。我接受过大猩猩战争的训练,而且我是整个美国武装部队中的狙击手。你对我没什么,只是另一个目标。我会用这种地球上从未见过的那种精确的方式擦掉你他妈的话,标记我的他妈的话。你认为你可以通过互联网对我说蠢话吗?再想一想,笨蛋。正如我们所说的那样,我正在联系我在美国的间谍秘密网络,你的知识产权正在被追踪,所以你要更好地应对风暴,蛆虫。这场风暴消灭了你称之为生命的可怜的小事。孩子,你他妈的死了。我可以在任何地方,任何时间,我可以用七百多种方式杀死你,而这只是我赤手空拳。我不仅接受过非武装战斗的广泛训练,而且还可以使用美国海军陆战队的整个武器库,我将尽其所能地将你的悲惨的屁股从大陆的脸上抹去,你这个小傻瓜。如果只有你能知道你的小“聪明”评论会给你带来什么邪恶的报应,也许你会抱着他妈的舌头。但你不能,你没有,现在你付出了代价,你该死的白痴。我会在你身上发怒,你会淹没在里面。你他妈的死了,孩子。
Shénme tā mā de nǐ zhǐshì tā mā de shuō wǒ, nǐ zhège xiǎo biǎo zi? Wǒ huì ràng nǐ zhīdào wǒ bìyè yú hǎibào tújí duì de bān shàng, bìng cānyùle duì jīdì zǔzhī de duō cì mìmì xíjí, wǒ yǒu chāoguò 300 cì quèrèn shārén. Wǒ jiē shòu guo dà xīngxīng zhànzhēng de xùnliàn,

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Sassy

It has everything to do with the Great Firewall being dropped in a desperate attempt to spark the communist revolution in the world. China is making it's swan song.

I would rather be dead... than be a red.

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It's the wild west in the east.

It's a crazy world that requires a crazy people.

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Hehehe good gweilo, that's right it's not being colonized at all

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>ID
>Jew Faggot

At fact, Siberia and Asian Part of Russia is two completely different thing.
Siberia is a penis shaped region in the middle. To the left is Ural Region, and to the right is Russian Far East. Also, northern part of Russia sometime called Russian Far North.

>Jew

I bet the reason your glorious leader Winnie the Pooh enacted that 1 child law is because he wanted all the chink pussy to himself. I bet he gathers all the little girl chinks up behind the dumpsters of the world and keeps them in a massive rape dungeon to rival the Terracotta Army. That would explain why all you gooks look the same. You are literally an ant hive. Tell me, do you know who your mom and dad is. Mr. Chinaman?

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IIRC Novosibirsk has the biggest opera house either in all of Asia or Russia.

Do foreigners like to ride a transsib?

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Trainrides aren't that terrably fun. Trains are more useful to transport coal for warmth and soldiers for mobility. Otherwise there is no reason not to just take a plane.

It's just something that we register exists, if they even know what Siberia is. Or where Russia is on the map

What on earth did you just say to me you frightful pederast? I'll have you know I finished topsies in my class at the Royal Academy for Proficiency with the Longspotty Shoot-a-bang, I've sipped tea with the Queen herself on five separate occasions, and I've got over 300 different licences. I've been known to leap out from behind potted plants to dramatic effect and I can shoot an elephant from a distance exceeding two furlongs. You are nought to mine eyes but another woggy-wog running around with a tea towel as a hat. I'll eliminate you from her Majesty's forests like my butler on a gravy stain, take heed. You think you can make away from me with a scallywag's tongue on the British section of the World Wide Web? Check you licence old sport- I've just revoked it and the renewal fees rather steep I'm afraid. Even as you read my fine words, Jeeves and three of his finest peasants are scaling local telegraph poles with coathangers and Mark my words they'll track the origin of your foul Morse Code, so you'd best down the last of the elevenses and make haste; there's a frightful hoo-haa brewing and it's headed to your pasture dear chap. Prepare to shuffle off this mortal coil. I can bring about your demise in a few dozen ways and that's before I've even removed my driving gloves- add to that I've got the master key to the Cannon Yards at Wessex and you'll no doubt tremble in the bowels, as you imagine my good self and the Shropshire Light Field Guns Regiment chasing you back into the sea like we did with old Hitler during Operation Puffin back in '44. "Forsooth" you will cry, "wouldst I hadn't befouled fine master's morning broadsheet with my knave's verse of ribaldry and derision, for now my demise arrives unto me and I fear the clash of steel and powder will leave me, indeed, in a grave manner on the morrow". Alas, it's too late for apologies- you're already deceased foul fellow.

Jolly good then. Tally go and toe the line.

Quality ID you've cancelled there old sport. Reminds me of a chap I met once selling pottery in Turkmenistan- "Mustafa Kunt"

not everything which is highlighted in that pic is siberia

and too many Turkic peoles live there

It’s like upper Canada basically

I think life there is pretty harsh and expensive as well. Russia has proposed people to buy up cheap ground in the far east

Khabarovsk looks comfy.

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They are not Muslims and their population is small. Pleasant pretty people

i heard Tuva has highest murder rate in Russia

I do not know. I have not been there and I have never meet Tuvans, it seems they don’t go to other regions. Tuva is something special. Only 20% of Russians live there

yeah, very different to Bashkorstan, where the Bashkirs are a minority in their own land

>yugoslavia