I talked to moot (friends from highschool, he actually stole the idea of Jow Forums from me) he said us Aussies are ruining the site with our mildly funny yet aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality shitposts.
As our self declared fuhrer i have an official statement to make.
Us Australians are a passionate people who put our heart and souls into everything we do. We might not be the smartest or technologically advanced, we may not be sophisticated and we can come across a bit brash, self-assertive in a rude, noisy, or overbearing way.
We can be full of ourselves, self-confident, arrogant, bold as brass, audacious, brazen, insolent, rude and downright cheeky.
Geographically isolated from the rest of the world globally (excluding NZ, Antarctica, Fijian islands and SE Asia) and also isolated locally from one another because of the vast and desertous distances of our homeland we have generationally and psychologically accumulated an eternal struggle of loneliness and a sense of longing for our place in the world that has lingered in our hearts since the arrival of the First Fleet. This causes and stirs emotions that may be unimaginable to others, sometimes we may be drunk, angry, upset and feel the best way is to communicate to our western and commonwealth commrades. Who we view as our brothers in all matters spiritually, psychologically, racially, politically and millitarily.
I hearby humbly offer our collective and sincere apologies, and offer an Australian Shitpost General/ASG containment thread for the sole purpose of Aussies getting their shit together before unnecessarily causing interference with stronger older brother countries issues and politics.
Aussie Shitpost General/ASG
Shut up fag
how did you get off nauru?
I do not support this tread.
i ain't reading all that nigger
THIS POST IS UNAUSTRALIAN
go fuck a kangaroo bitch
Make a shitpost or you arent an aussie
I can tell you one thing, if I have hurt moot's feelings? I will never say anything out of place again. He is sexy as fuck.
Fuck New Zealand
Pls post me the trans women in the handball team thing
You know what I mean
OP is a tranny from the NEET generals on 8ch.
>sometimes we may be drunk, angry, upset and feel the best way is to communicate to our western and commonwealth commrades.
this doesnt make sense
Was pretty upset when Julia Bishop sided with the kikes over the Kiwis
Im a kiwi andby default we get medicare but no access to benefit scheme/welfare you gotta wait 5 years then apply for citizenship, i've been here for over 5 years now contributing to your economy more then the local greek/arab rapefugees who come here by boat/plane, i have found the worst offenders are greeks, they play the system hard in welfare and loans, they're the roach of this land and need to be exterminated.
i worked really hard to find out my boss was some fatass greek cuck who fucked asians and pretended to be an aussie, i never got a chance to fuck him up, he went bankrupt we were all jobless then weeks later he apparently opened up a new business under his sons name and pulled out massive loans again from another greek shark faced mutt.
fuck immigration
i work for a greek and despite many opportunities he had to let me go and get a cheaper price he still picks us. id be pretty fucked without that kind of loyalty desu and all i can hope to do is repay it in kind with quality work.
If your post is longer than three sentences and not a shitpost you are not aussie
What a fucking gay cunt.
Prawns and shrimp are not the same thing.
They only used the "shrimp on the barbie" line 35 years ago because they knew you dumb cunts wouldn't know what a prawn was.
Nah Chris is alright once you get to know him