Alpha dog cock

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

how did that happen?

Cucked by a dog, nice user

Yeah, I know. At least she can't get pregnant.

Indian folklore? Please share

She said woof

I dated a girl that was really into it. Her first sexual experience was letting a dog lick her pussy. Her first experience with a cock was sucking off her pony. When we were dating she texted me saying "dogs are so stupid, they can't get it in". Turns out she was babysitting for a woman that had an intact male dog and she spent the night trying to get the dog to mount her. I told her they need to be trained and she should suck him off so he's comfortable the next time. After that I bought her a stud dog and he mounted her a couple times but once he learned the power dynamics of ownership he stopped mounting and she had him snipped to fix his disposition. We broke up some years back but she owns a farm in West Virginia now. Where it's legal.

Did you not find it a bit weird out in public with her knowing she’s sucked off a horse

Poast moar

Not at all.

To add. She was 13 when she sucked off the pony. Kids do weird shit. Especially shy little girls.

I don't know user, this is a little bit more than "just weird shy girl kid" shit.

Yes, it's true. But there's only a few girls who do this, such as the ones who have been with you.

Shy girls blush and don’t talk much.. they don’t suck off animals

Would explain a lot

I told a lady once about that she shouldn't be alone, she said she had her fur babies instead. Yep, she fucks dogs.

Guarantee all the tinder sluts who say they like dogs better than people etc fuck their dog on the daily. I never date any females that have dogs I don't trust them

You're seriously so insecure you're worried about being cucked by a dog?

>he avoids girls that fuck their dogs what a cuck
>t.

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Huh, a leaf telling a burger dog fucking isn't ok

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>petmedicus.com/vet.php/TX/Austin/Northwest_Animal_Hospital-Shannon-Vandyke/1226937&action=search_click

>Shannon is the best I have seen with large breed dogs. My boy, Banshee, loves her to death. He has really woken up since she started taking care of him. She has that kind touch, and isn't afraid to take hold of him when he needs it. She always leaves a smile on his face and his tongue hanging out.

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Whitney Wisconsin.

That fucking dog gets more pussy than me

sry. gen-xer here, read that in a "book" (google) 30 years ago, borrowed from a so-called "library" (google). male native indians were expected to punish spousal bestiality, but they were lax about it, because it would have been too much work all the time.

other share:
i once met a crowd of which a girl introduced herself as "lassie". i tried to make conversation about her scottish origins, but then the others said that that's not the reason for her nickname and asked her to tell the story. you can probably infer the rest.

Well, what’d she say?

her classmates found her in some lockerroom with the dog of the school's janitor. those were punkers, so they were not judgemental about it. i wasn't either. the chick was quite cute and quick in mind.

... starring huma

>Austrian flag
Checks out.

I dunno what you talking about.

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She blushed and didn't talk much. And on the sly she fucked animals. I'm telling you man, the shy quiet ones are closet perverts.

source on the dog

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