Does my social worker want to fuck me?

Ok so government is trying to get me to wageslave again and now I got a social worker. She kinda looks like pic related and generally I would fuck the shit out of her. However this weird thing happens. Normally I go to the office like last time and we were doing small talk and she was talking about me and my house which I recently got etc.

Now I need to sign some papers but she offered to come to my house for me to sign them.

This is obviously a bit weird. We do live close together but everyone here does so it seems a bit weird for her to come to my private place.

Does she want to be fucked? Im obviously retarded and have trouble with agression etc but since she is a social worker she is probably a leftist bitch who loves to fuck guys like me because aggressive people is what make their vagina tick.

How do I continue to fuck her?

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Tell her to come by?

I mean isnt it very unprofesional to do something this private together? Or is it normal for a situation like this? She probably has all kinds of generate she social works so im not sure if im different or if she does this with everyone etc

yes thats what im going to do but i need to know how to make a move?

I mean i obviuosly will say yes come by but then i need to make sure she feels comfortable

also there needs to be a way to establish that it stays between us (if she even wants that in the first place or maybe she does come purely for paper work which is still weird)

Or should I just grab her and kiss her? Which could make things awkward but hey she shouldnt go into the private house of a mentally ill male then right? especially if its her job to social work these retards

Well she has an actual job and degree and she’s pretty where as your probably autistic and cringily misreading signs and kindness. Why would she want someone who doesn’t even work and just wants to leech off the government. Why would anyone want to be with someone who literally can’t even work without someone holding their hand while they fill out a 3 page application? Not being an ass hole just trying to help

No one likes aggressive people you’re just mentally ill. As fuck man

Being an ass hole doesn’t make you a good or tough person. It makes you a foaming at the mouth special ed kid.

I used to be a social worker and it's completely normal to do home visits with more vulnerable or difficult clients.

I guarantee she doesn't want to fuck you. It's pretty difficult to muster up any feelings other than pity for an adult who can't get a job.

Well why does she want to come to my private house and be alone with me instead of me just coming by the office?

She does i could tell I was making her wet when talking about the shit i dont like

well if she didnt want to get fucked she shouldnt come to my home

Dude it’s their job and your not making her wet you fucking psychopath she doesn’t want crazy as fuck people

No person that actually gets laid says “I was getting her so wet dude” the only people I’ve ever heard talk like that are literal schizophrenic virgins

its pretty dumb for her to go to a private house of someone who obviously has mental issues so if i was misreading this signs its all on her for doing dumb shit like that

Smh I know mentally ill people and their social workers come to their house. Are you a Virgin? I’m assuming yes since you need a social worker.

A girl like that isn’t going to bang someone who needs a social worker I don’t think any good woman will

And since you’re so sure why don’t you just try to fuck her then? Make a post after you do it I wanna hear about it.

I feel like this is thread is going to be one of those real crime threads with screencaps of the news report of a rape /murder.

no im not a virgin

also i have no problem getting a job

i bought a house, i own a car, i go to the gym alot and she admires all that shit. she literally told me im different than most people

so no i dont need her to come to my house because im incapable of going outside myself. I manage pretty well, i just have some behaviour problems which make it difficult for me to find a good fitting job

im perfectly capable of going to the office so that she wants to come to my house means she is interested in me and my life. Otherwise she wouldnt take the detour.

thats why I made this thread retard i need to know how to go on about this

obviously im not that retarded that I think "oh she acknowledged me she wants the D"

im autistic but not that autistic. The reason I made this thread is because the things dont add up.

Why? Making a move on someone isnt illegal in my country

...What? Are you out of your mind with desperation?
There isn't anything particularily special abour her coming over to your place with papers. It lets her check on your situation, look up how your NEET ass manages to survive. As a tard wrangler it's her job to see that you don't plan to off yourself.
Mad betafags I swear...

im pretty sure my house is nicer than hers so I doubt she comes to my house because any of those issues.

Yeah this is craziness you sound just like the crazy virgins I’ve been talking to. Bragging about your pvilege baka

Holy shit you're delusional.
>>Jow Forums

There’s no way you have a car and a nice house with no job without leeching off someone. I guarantee it.

ok nice story

why?

I actually do

I had a job, im just curently unemployed

you think you lose it all the moment you get fired? I dont live in a 3rd world shithole without safety nets lmao fuck off

This guys crazy we should just leave him be and watch him fail but I can’t stop hating him. He sounds so much like the psychopath virgins I see around here that are angry all the time and think they’re awesome while everyone else hates them.

It’s like a car accident I wanna look away so bad but I can’t. Part of me is scared that crazy people like this are allowed to run around this guy is gonna rape that girl she probably has a boyfriend

Yeah you just have an inheretence or rich parents or relatives. No one can just quit their job and keep paying a mortgage my friend used to live in a prestigious neighborhood with a half million dollar house and even if his dad was stingy

yeah man dude im just gonna rape her cause i ask a question am i right xD

fuck off projecting retard

I did get some money sometime so what?

Your house isn’t self earned so stop bragging like it is

Nothing you have is an impressive accomplishment you just woke up in it

im not bragging about it stop going offtopic

I’m saying that because you’re a fucking psychopath and that rejection is gonna throw you into a retarded rage fueled frenzy

You sound like a foaming at the mouth sped. Everyone in this thread keeps telling you you’re mentally ill and you have a caretaker. Put two and two together fucktard no one wants you just be happy that you got an easy life and free money and accept no one wants your vile seed

You probably just randomly snap at everyone who’s nice at you and then think you’re cool for it after while everyone else just wishes you would go away

Yes you are fucking dip shit Jesus Christ just kill yourself “my house is better than hers” “I have a nice house so she likes me” “my house is better than other people”

Autistic retarded and crazy sheesh I’m done I can’t even read this anymore it’s just sad. Nothing is scarier than when psychopaths can’t accept they aren’t wanted then you’re gonna run around blaming it on everyone else and being an ass hole

Christ privileged kids need the gun

im not a psychopath

also i date through tinder all the time, i fucked but i also got rejected, it doesnt do anything to me

idk why you guys gotta make everything personal i only wanna know how to make a move on this chick who wants to share some private time with me at my place

lol someone is jelly

Alright go fuck this girl then. Why do you need our advice you get her so wet with your mental illness she’ll just jump all over you

Even though you said yourself I don’t get why she’d want to go to a crazy persons house. Fuck her then what do you want us to say we can’t be like oh just grab her ass bro she’ll torally fuck you. Your the ladies man so figure it out

i just need help on establishing what happens here stays between us

then i know its safe to make a move

maybe i should just get alot of dinner and then propose to cook together and have dinner, if she wants to stay for dinner than im sure i can do the rest too

If she acts flirty go for a hug and then do whatever you think is right from there without violating anyone

If it just seems strictly professional don’t do anything

>Why? Making a move on someone isnt illegal in my country

So long as that's all it is; I'm just not confident in your ability to judge that.

thanks for this reply finally someone that makes sense and doesnt make it personal

yeah i think

need to figure out how i can make the situation like that, she probably is gonna want a tour so maybe when im in the bedroom i can show her something there

well you dont know me

lol, she just wants to see what a shit hole you live in. You are trash.

You know words hurt right?

No. She does not.

/end thread

Jow Forums autist logic:

>has the most miniscule interaction with a woman
>hey Jow Forums does she want sex???????

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Hey man you didn’t listen he said he has a better house than her

>Or should I just grab her and kiss her?

Lol absolutely not. Invite her in for a drink, coffee... Just see if she escalates the situation. Don't be forward.

Maybe they need to see your living conditions to determine if you're fit to live by yourself and this is a subtle way of doing it without straight up asking to see your house

I think you should definitely go for it if she looks like pic related.

Let her come round, offer her a beverage, chat to her then fuck.

>Hey man you didn’t listen he said he has a better house than her

Hehe yeah. Maybe it's a bad idea to invite her over since she can decide to stay and move in. I've seen it happen!

Banging a case would ruin her fucking career and you'd probably get accused of sexual aggression.
It's probably on your file that she needs to do a house visit, and that's why she's going over to see your living conditions.
Dude, you don't want to aggravate someone who's trying to help, seek elsewhere.

The delusion is strong in this one.

She needs to see your living conditions because you're a wreck.

This. I'm screencapping everything just in case that happens. OP take a hint, people are screencapping this thread you made for the lolz in case you rape/murder this girl because you are deluded enough to think that a social worker making a house call with no other evidence whatsoever of attraction actually wants to sleep with you.

no man he said she got wet when he was being an ass hole

case managers visit clients on site all the time. stop obsessing over sex and start thinking about how to increase your earning potential to be higher than min wage.

Sure. If you want to be also privately visited by the police and licensed as a sex offender.

>Have you Heard of something called women? In what way does woman and professionalism add up?

>Ok so government is trying to get me to wageslave again and now I got a social worker.

So what benefits are you getting?


And you maybe correct, I had a lady at the job center making multiple appointments for me to work in my resume (we never actually worked on it) and like you mentioned she said I wasn’t like the people she normally works with). She even started ordering lunch for two and the other works started knowing me by name and then it all stopped when I mentioned my girlfriend...

>Well why does she want to come to my private house and be alone with me instead of me just coming by the office?

I don't know therefore sex, is not solid logic user

you'd rationalize anything to fuck wouldn't you?