HAPPENING ALERT

Did Q predict this?
Is this the new beginning of the true golend age of mankind?
Hopefully

Oh no, how terrible, not CNN, not MSNBC, oh no, whatever will we do, this is truly a tragedy, think of the children, etc etc

wow.. thats actually... pretty fucked up. i am halfway to an associates in network administration and even at this level some of the technology we are exposed to is crazy complicated. i mean in other words there are endless exploits available if you have a smart enough team.

We warned you all to prepare

>be cnn
>get hacked by a password app

Just read about it on their site. Couldn't have been all that bad

It's more likely the Chinese, testing cyberweapons.

is there any point of testing it on big news websites?

since when did it mater who it was, it's still going to be
>RUSSIAN HACKERS

If you had a weapon that was designed to work on a wide variety of infrastructure, rather than tailored to something specific (e.g. the power grid), it would make sense to test it on a wide variety of infrastructure.

made months ago

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>newspapers
Which no one reads anyway bud

It's Trump fucking with them.
He must be bored.

That irrelevant propaganda that nobody reads anymore is under attack OH SHIT

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love the jackson edit

How do I get the body kissinger has?

o nooooo not di (((news)))

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Eat several babies a week

big US news websites are too much of a specific target for that reasoning

bump

>hits newspapers
because that's how people get their news, right Jow Forums?

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SOMETHING ELSE IS COMING NIGGERs
THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING NIGGERS
SOMEONE CALL ME A FAGGOT SO I STOP DOIN THIS SHIT NIGGERS

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OY VEY! NOT THE MEDIA!

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>in other words
Take a break from the anime, user.

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Everything they've said about Russia is true about either Israel, China, or both.

It's both.

Russians hacked the planet and undermined democracy. Blumpf is responsible

Oldfag here. I remember this happened nearly 40 years ago too. The delivery boys came down with the flu and no papers could get delivered.

Oy vey muh (((newspapers)))

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>Russians hacked the planet and undermined democracy. Blumpf is responsible

24 intel agencies all agree

How am I supposed to line the birdcage without newspaper?

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I'm listening to some vaporware and the guy dancing in your .gif went along with it perfectly.

*vaporwave. Fuckin autocorrect is cancer.

Actually based, I get a few days with constant liberal propaganda.

Gotta be a tick to get that THICC

must be bad shit for the democrats coming down the pipe.

Jokes on them. No one reads newspapers any more.

Fuck you it's so obviously Drumpftards you FPBP

Based Russian hackers.

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> Sends Spike....

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Hilda, Ethan's wife. Hah nice!

Them crazy Russians

Oy vey. It's Drumpf's Russian buddy.

>sources say

They can’t even correctly report something happening in their own building!

>8ch down
>blue explosion/ufo over nyc
>newspaper attack
wtf is habbening Jow Forums ?

*evil laugh*
Hat hat hat

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dont care

Don't forget the centurylink outages

>COMPUTER VIRUS KNOCKS OUT MEDIA ALL OVER THE COUNTRY

Wasn't it just LA Times?

you dont test a cyberweapon. once it's been used, it's patched.

Or it's Liberals reaping what they sowed for pushing immigration, outsourcing, and diversity in the workplace.

I'm an exploit developer, I fucking live and breathe in the machine code and working with assembly. I know how to bypass ASLR and DEP/NX. It's like a puzzle videogame only way cooler. I'm a college dropout, imagine what an army of college educated chinks can do.

ABSOLUTE UNIT

Fucks news papers and the media in general.

Tomorrow's news today.

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>Russians hacked the planet

Rabbit, Flu-shot, someone talk to me!

Or a false flag designed to garner sympathy for fakenews or serve as fabricated evidence for some upcoming foreign collusion hit piece?

>OMG my daily educational Jewish propaganda has been interrupted by ebil Russian Hackers

Trump derangement system about to hit overdrive among the "educated" classes who take pride in still getting a worthless propaganda rag made of pointlessly murdered trees delivered to their doorstep each morning

PLAN IS A GO

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BEST NEWS IVE HEARD ALL YEAR

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>heels not on the table
Western spy detected

This. Something else.

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But what though?

>Jow Forums becomes only news aggregate nation wide
>Jow Forums is now worls news

>Prevents newspaper distribution
Oh no, what's grandpa going to do now?

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>MSM is disrupted and nothing is reported for days
Can't say I'll notice.

fake and gay

Good. Although I'd much rather read that (((journalists))) were killed in the process and their murders streamed live.

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12 years in. You ain't seen shit.

No user, not the golden age, rather the golden path. and its paved with misery

I haven't' read a newspaper in years, are you sure they just didn't forget how to run the presses?
Seriously, a cyber attack on a newspaper is like shooting a homeless person , it might be funny, but overall futile

BREAKING: Investigative firm Crowdstrike has provided an image of CNN's server to the FBI, proving Russia was behind the cyberattack.

Where's all the Sam Hyde meme's?
>inb4 sam hyde memes

NORSECORP IS DOWN
NORSECORP IS DOWN
NORSECORP IS DOWN
NORSECORP IS DOWN

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is this another good argument against media consolidation?

We're about to lose the entire internet.

I'm going to do a focus piece on my nads, I love talking about my nads

right. its pretty goddamn scary man.

yer gunna pay alright

>army of college educated chinks can do.
Not learn how to drive properly?

well, it's probably time for us to shake the etch-a-sketch and start over anyways

btw i dont even know what any of the synonyms mean, lol. im sorry.

if the interwebs go, the day of the rope should commence

How does that even make sense

Other than the fact no one actually knows machine code anymore, as that was the shit they used back in the 60's to code building sized computers

and nobody noticed. why? because nobody buys them anymore.